He drives a black car

>Shit-tier
Silver, Black Grey, dark metallics
>Mid-tier
Solid primary colors, White

______Power-Gap_____

>Good-tier
90's metallics (e.g Aztec green) Candies, Pearls, Solid pastels
>God-tier
Prismatics, Metal flake, Flip Paints
>Ultra-God-tier
Chrome, Gold, Itasha, Holographic

>"it's an automatic"

I found the nigger

>Found the virgin.

>"he couldn't even afford the automatic option"

>and then he said manuals are better for setting lap times
>he ignores the existence of lmp cars

>"his LMP1 literally could finish LM"
>"he thinks his road car's lap times mean anything"

>and then he said started rambling on about "muh mpg and muh ride comfort"

>and then he started talking about how "luxurious" his infiniti is

I like red and yellow cars

increased visibility senpai

>he thinks LMPs are automatic

>and then he said he bought a toyota
>he thinks they aren't

>well then, do you happen to have any cars, any cars at all, that are not white, black, off-white, "ivory", beige, dark blue or red, silver or "champagne"?
>well we do have a lime green civic
>ah yes perfect!
>actually sir it looks like we just sold it the other day

>he unironically owns a FWD car

>his car has less than 4 whells driven

>the more blinding the better

>his """"""""car"""""""" has less than 6 cylinders

>his V8 corvette can't outperform chad's V6 GTR in a drag race

>"He bought a car made in Japan"

>he doesn't know they have a hand clutch
>he thinks a motorcycle is an automatic

>he bought any american car aside from ford
>he ignores the existence of the 919 lmp car

>He unironically thinks I don't own a Ford from Ford's greatest era

>he doesn't know bottom paddle is a manual clutch

>he bought a bmw
>he uses this much damage control

confirmed for Veeky Forums's new signature retard

>he resorts to ad hominems because he got BTFO

>he doesn't know what damage control means

not even him, you're just retarded

>he thinks the 919 is a manual
>he's this mad he got BTFO

>and then he said the 919 was an automatic

this is a very gleeful thread

>and then he said the 919 was a manual

I hate laughing whores

Don't worry. They hate you too.

>he got btfo so hard he stopped replying

>>drive sunset gold zq8 s10
>>tfw I've never seen one the same color

>Tfw I own a black car
>Tfw it gets dirty almost every fucking day

Although I wouldn't get a gold car. too brash and vulgar desu

>he unironically thinks jet fuel can melt steel beams

>he believes in a god

>he owns multiple fedoras

>his car costs less than 100k

>his bentley was produced by volkswagen

>his bentley weighs over 5000 lbs

>his bentley weighs under 5000lbs
>he somehow thought it would be comfortable

Giving a shit about what people think about your car...

>he paid 300k for a vehicle slower than a gtr

>he chose his car for the mpg

>he cares about mpg
>he's actually that poor

>he thinks his GT""""""""""R"""""""""""" is fast

>he bought a ferrari
>he thinks it's reliable

>he bought a hennessey thinking he wouldn't get hennescrewed

>he bought a prius

>he bought a leaf

>he bought a chrysler

my god these threads just make the negative atmosphere here worse every fucking day, if i was within arms reach of OP i would slap him and he would just sit there and take it

>and then he said the VQ was a good engine

>he bought a car with less than 8 speakers

>he bought a car with less than 500 hp

>his car seats less than 3 people
>totally lost on out on that 3 way opportunity, let's call chad he's got a huge escalade.

>his car reaches 60 in over 6 seconds

>his favorite car company is from korea

You don't even know how to change gears, let alone slap an OP

>his car has a V6
>he literally couldn't afford a V8

>this whole thread

>he ignores the existance of jake

Who /pastel/?

>"he said he didn't think chads ZR1 is awesome"
>"he then mumbled something about how great the weight of his miata is"

>his nissan lmp1 literally lost to a GT class corvette

>he leaves half of the posts up

>he does it for free

>he literally doesn't get paid for babysitting grown men

>he spends hours slaving over the keyboard on a sri lankan puppet producing forum
>grumbling and muttering over every post that displeases him
>and then I said
>"at least you get paid well, right?"

>its a greentext and laughing image thread

>he falsely accuses people of ban evasion
>he expects people to wait out a ban that was made on false premises
>he's a fat overweight peice of shit who gets butthurt over pixels on a screen

>*sweats onto uncooked hotpocket profusely*

Holy kek

pregnant women using lettuce for mastitis

>he literally cannot afford his own food
>he still lives in his mothers basement

r u the real alphonse tho?
>he can't even get the basic principle by a grill

Yea, it's me.

Here's my fur folder for proof:

mega.nz/#F!MER1TaqA!XwH2Hf-YVROvaY3KrGssQg

I would rather not bruv

It was just an offur.

also

>it's an automatic

>he listens to eurobeat in his 100 hp shitbox

you know what you should do? you should spam Veeky Forums again with "on this day alphonse..."
>"he said he was proud of his manual"
>"he thought it was desirable"

I miss my white with chrome :(

I'm range banned from creating threads because of this faggot cuck janny. I can only shitpost.

>he bought a bmw Rolls-Royce

>he doesn't go to a starbucks with the sole purpose of shitposting
>he calls himself a troll

I can still create threads on other boards anyways. I'm probably going to help the Australian's spam /int/ again.

>he thinks you can use Starbucks to spam boards

>he hasn't spammed boards from starbucks or the airport
topkek

>he goes to the airport just to make people's lives worse