Monkey Paw Thread: Veeky Forums Edition

>I wish for a new condition 1977 Celica GT.

You are granted with a Celica that gets reported as stolen when you try to register it.

>I wish I had unlimited prepaid maintenance for my Chrysler Turbine car.

You are granted with unlimited maintenance on a car you can never driver because it's always breaking.

Japanese economy collapses followed by the Japan's close trading partners. Furry culture becomes so expensive only the top 1% can enjoy quality fur. Everybody else has to fap while staring at their neighbors dog.

I wish Trump was an actual cuck

i wish for a supercharged teal GT86 for my birthday

>Collector's value...10x that next week
NOW I KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish OP would not be such a faggot

>I wish Trump was an actual cuck

He is, but he owns everything else in the world including you

>OP stops being a faggot
>Fucks your wife with his newfound heterosexuality.

>i wish for a supercharged teal GT86 for my birthday

On your birthday you receive a PS4 with a copy of the new GranTurismo, with savegame data including your supercharged, teal, GT86.

>i wish for a supercharged teal GT86 for my birthday

You are granted with a GT86 which gets T-boned by a 19yo on her cellphone.

kek nice

I wish parts for every vehicle are still available.

>cucking becomes a mainstream fetish with the first openly cuckhold US President.
>Your mom and gf enjoy getting blacked every night by a bull and you eat the creampie.

>the guy at parts shop keeps giving you the wrong part number.

I wish for all import restrictions to be lifted forever.

I wish to own a clean, stock manual turbo A80 Supra.

That's what Veeky Forums hell must be like

>I wish for all import restrictions to be lifted forever.

You are granted with abolished import restrictions because Congress ratified a bill that heavily taxes importation of old cars making them virtually unobtainable with your salary.

I wish everyone liked newer monte carlos.

I wish my project car was suddenly easy to work on.

You are granted with a NIB 1:18.

Fixes become easy yet painfully frequent.

I wish to have a Pantera that doesn't run

>tfw Kyosho is the only brand that makes stock 1:18 A80s

It broke down often before so that's nothing new. At least the fixes are easy now ^_^

>They only like the NASCAR Monte Carlos.

>^_^

>emoting on Veeky Forums

Bold move.

So, Autozone?

>emoting on Veeky Forums
fify

they might as well anime post

I collect the shit out of these. expensive as hell though. looks nice like a mini used-car dealership on my table.

>It gets impounded for being left on a busy street.

This is fun.

Here ya go.

Your wish is granted but Vince Neil can fix it and has to drive you around.

Good enough

>wiper blades? is that a 2wd or 4wd?

I wish that I could wish for more wishes

I wish for more wishes

I wish that any wish I make is granted as intended without kooky side effect caveats.

I wish for a hundred billion dollars

>tfw no v8 monte carlo in competition yellow
WaitI want to change my wish

You can't wish for more wishes, you are now a hundred billion dollars in debt.

I wished I owned property all over the US and that was full of natural resources.

Then I would become a semi made man. This is Veeky Forums related because I'd finally have a chance to assemble the ultimate garage, and I'd finally be able to afford driving a rotary.

>and

Read the rules. No conjunctions allowed in wishes.

I wish my d16 would make a month without major repair

The block explodes after one month.

I wish for dagumi level driving skills

you can only drive in the USA

You spend the rest of your life in a deadend job getting cucked by your gf.

I wish

my bank account had $35,000,000,000 in it

I wish for more unused monkey paws.

your wife divorce you and get all your money plus 50% of all your future revenue

I wish retard culture(rice/stance) never existed

you become mute

I wish 1987 Buick Grand National. Flawless drivetrain, body, title. Real.

you can't modify or repairs your cars yourself anywhere

you get one with bended to shit chassis

i wish for the power to have everything i want to happen.

cant you wish by thinking?

they all happened only once at the same time

Over 10 words.
Also, happened in your dreams

I wish for all women to die so they can't ruin cars

then you can't control when you wish and when you're just thinking

Except he also wants anything to happen whenever he wants :^)

Nope. In the original short story all the wishes were spoken aloud.

Ah, I said flawless body, that's not flawless.

all cars became stanced and hellafulsh with 500cc turbo engines

...and sues him for the rest claiming spousal abuse.

He becomes a woman so he'll never know what he wants.
The chassis is not part of the body.

CURSE YOU, BODY-ON-FRAME CONFIGURATION

It gets totaled by a texting teenage girl, driving her parents' GMC Yukon Denali
>worst part she's a dindu without insurance

body is not chassis not on this cars i think well he get his power to get everythings he wants trough hard work

Poof! Rice/stance/brotruck culture is gone, but all cars are safe, practical econoboxes now. 60 mph is the max speed, and 0-60 takes a quick 25 seconds. Also, to improve efficiency and isolation, all cars are 100% always self-driving.

G-body is a old school body-on-frame.

Fuck the person that made that wish.

Your bank account mysteriously gains $35 billion dollars and you're flagged by the FBI and CIA. You are promptly taken as a terrorist by the US government and will face a lifetime of torture.

I wish my shit box would get me laid.

It was a Bank error you failed to report so you owe the Bank the amount you spent

You only impress trashy weeaboo hamplanets with daddy problems

>practical econoboxes now. 60 mph is the max speed, and 0-60 takes a quick 25 seconds. Also, to improve efficiency and isolation, all cars are 100% always self-driving.
But this is also a retard culture.

The real caveat is that cars vanish entirely :^)

Yeah, I forgot about that for a second.

I had to speak for Veeky Forums.

As a wise sage once told me, fat bitches are down for anything, and I'm into a lot of weeaboo shit anyways. So I guess I'll find a way to deal with the fat. We can watch fujoshi trash afterword.

Thanks, monkeypaw!

It's not retard culture. Retard culture is doing things that don't have a purpose (e.g. stance or brotruck). This has a purpose; it makes transporting people safer than before. Obviously most normies, government, and insurance agencies would love this to happen.

>killing two birds with one stone

Thank God

>I wish for luck in my business venture

You are granted with the complete DVD boxset to watch at work.

>Everyone turns to Scalies.

>Retard culture is doing things that don't have a purpose (e.g. stance or brotruck)
Purpose is both relative and contentious.

I once emailed AutoArt about adding a production Supra to their lineup, even offering an upfront commission, and they said they won't do it.

Sad day. :(

I wish my evo wasn't broken

I wish to swap a vtec-e engine into my crx HF so it will have 30 more horsepower and 10 more MPG.

>PO of engine was a shitty owner and sludge build up causes the engine to shit itself

Looks like I'll have to rebuild it. Damn.