ITT: Things you're embarrassed to admit

I like all cars. Muscle, ricemobile, tracktoy, you name it. Even pic related. Automobiles truly are something special.

I drive an automatic, 4 door, in-line 4, FWD grocery getter, and I like to pretend I can go fast in it.

My dad works as manager for a car company and he get cars of that brand for me, but I don't like that brand, and those cars are shit. I wish I could sell the one I have and buy something different for the same money, but I know it is not possible. At least while I'm not paying a single cent por the car, insurance, taxes, or gas.

I've never changed my own oil
I've never had a girlfriend

...are the two related?

Also, I have social anxiety and anger management issues.

i'm a woman and i browse Veeky Forums

as long as you're browsing from the kitchen everything is okay

too hot now

need bbq for cooking

Lies. Women don't exist on the internet.

I like stupid bodykits

I have a cold air intake in my non vtec automatic Honda civic

I drive an automatic.

I like Civic Si's. A lot. Especially clean 8th gens.

I don't do much of the work on my own car. Mostly easy stuff.

I still like my cars with a little rice.
Lip, skirts, hook etc.

Nah I'm the same way. People who only like X car, like pickups or RWD sports cars seem weird to me.

I like my car's stock

I like the mini coopers yet I'm not a homosexual.

same here man I can appreciate almost any sort of vehicle

You're immature.
You've never been given responsibility so you've never grown up.
It's really that simple.
Once you get into a position where if you don't do it, no one will do it. You'll start to become an adult.
Until then your mom is just holding your back and enabling you to be a failure.

It takes a life time to figure out how to do it properly

I'd love to roll coal but I'm too much of a chicken regarding fucking up the paint and the coming yearly road worthiness inspections.

why does this not surprise me

I have a soft spot for pre-2003 minivans, especially the MCL10 (first generation) Sienna because it was the childhood family van.

I've never driven a car in my life and I go on this board every day.

I hate myself

Most train and plane enthusiasts have never "driven" those either.

Yeah same here. I can't stand it when something isn't original

>I very badly want to work on my car or any car for that matter but I have no one to teach me :^(
Someone from Minnesota save me, I'll be your wrench bitch for your project build. I can cook really good Tenessee friend chicken.

I would teach you if you were interested in scrotaries...

...and also lived in Australia

>Once you get into a position where if you don't do it, no one will do it. You'll start to become an adult.

What do you mean?

Nigga it's not a hard concept. Being an adult is about being self reliant, being able to manage your affairs on your own.

I fap to furry porn.

It's funny, because you can admit this on Veeky Forums and no one will ever believe you anyway, so you have nothing to lose by admitting it.

Well played.

i like 70's cars and put up with them purely because of how cool they are to me. Im bordering on being a seventiesweeaboo despite never living the period

i like above average ground clearance

i have zero aspirations outside of my car. I only want a job that pays alright and nothing else. I dont care about degree's or higher education, just my car

I dont know how to make friends and wish to die like Kowalski. I feel like im a vessel for a higher meaning and showing this to other people, rather than live out an existence where i feel like i never fit in

I like to live frugally, and have the appearance of scruffyness. People call me a tightass but i really dont give a fuck about spending money on dumb shit

samefag

What do you do during the day? How?

I like stealthy turbo hatchbacks, when my local car scene consists of straight-piped V8 utes, riced civics and preludes and hundreds of automatic 86's owned by 17 yr olds.

Welcome to Perth

Nope, western sydney.

I don't know how. It's too scary.

I too like stance. not like super extremely low that pretty much sits on the pavement, but wheels that sit extremely flush in the wells and maybe a bit of negative camber, just enough that you clearly notice it, shit looks sexy as fuck

Who doesn't?

>>>/CoD/

i have 20 yo korean shitbox and i pretend its a jdm kei car and i also have jdm car stickers and some bootleg wat racing sticker

I drive japcrap/eurocrap because i cant afford anything better

degenerate

I do too. Coupe only tho because aesthetic

Which artist?

I forgot he's somewhere on tumblr. Which doesn't help you at all.

I don't know where the right side of my car ends so I always drive over the curb trying to parallel park.....

Don't you have right side mirrors?

Guys, help. How do I make myself more mature?

I shifted from 3rd to 2nd at 5.5k rpm once

Guys.

I hate almost all cars with a passion

Everything on the road looks like pic related to me. Except for the 10-20% of cars that were designed to be enjoyed by someone in any capacity, I really love those. But I really just want to torch everything else and create an artificial moon from their collective remains

How aren't all cars designed to be enjoyed? Is a lower NVH rating not enjoyable? What about better fuel economy? Does not one person take enjoyment from retaining a fully functioning body after a severe accident?

Come on, user.

I havent washed my car in 4 months

I wasn't gonna dignify this post with a response but I thought I had a relevant reaction image

It turns out I don't

how's this?

I think ferraris are overrated and that company was built on the ethics of Mussolini

I want a Fiat 500 Abarth

They don't have a US market Fiesta ST coupe, but I have no reason to get a 4-door hatchback. I know they have shit reliability, but I still want one.

I like the idea of FWD race cars.

I think that the factory alloys or even wheel covers generally look pretty good on modern cars.

IMO, most of the aftermarket wheels people fit on their cars are not an improvement over the stock look.

The engine is pretty solid, but the rest is meh. Just get one still under warranty.

People who think BBS wheels look good on everything are the absolute worst.

:/

same here, br/o/

Guyyys, help.

The veyron is fucking ugly

Pls.

How to make your car handle
race car vehicle dynamics
two books you should go get from your library.

keep in mind suicide is always an option

That one time, I broke a mans leg with a steering lock

I shot the man who broke my leg using a steering lock

Sometimes I use my neighbor's steering lock as a masturbatory aid

I burned the house of my neighbor who uses my damn steering lock as masturbatory aid. I also fucked his daughter

:(

My only mods are window tint and a sticker.

That one time, I stole the car of a guy because he used his steering lock to break some faggots leg

I'm a trust fund baby and my parents paid all cash for my car and indirectly paid for a lot of the mods I had installed on it.

I've also never done any serious maintenance on it myself.

>dat rear quarter panel bulge in the door

I actually like the sn95 and sn197 mustangs, thinking about a sn197 gt for my next dd. I also love lowered minitrucks.

>>not a Mexican

I don't want to get a Mustang because it has the reputation of being a bimbo car. I never thought I'd be so superficial.

full throttle in any car brings a smile to my face

I love cars but I have no idea how to repair them beyond checking oil and transmission fluid. I can't even change a tire.

I get depressed when I think i've learnt most about engines then thirty fucking more unique systems pop up

can anyone give me a book that'll teach me the core essentials ty

My favorite engine is the 426 Hemi V8, and I don't really care much about cars made after 1972.

That one time, my gear stick broke so I duct taped my steering lock to be used as the stick

I'm afraid to be near/under my car when it's on jack stands

despite reading over procedures and watching videos over and over before setting out to complete rather simple repairs I usually cause damage when I try to wrench, because of this I usually find a shop to do most of my work

>I have zero aspirations outside of my car
same