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speaking of floods, jimmys band saw it coming

banishedsoulsovforbiddendesire.bandcamp.com/track/the-flood-reprise

I can get an FF for basically nothing, but i'd prefer FR

The sole intention of this car is to go fast at lights for shits and something to build over winter/summer break

I've spent more time watching James bake a shepard's pie than I have watching the new TG

good god damn

gumtree.com.au/s-ad/baldivis/cars-vans-utes/2005-bf-xr6-turbo-psijunkie/1112284864

The older FR Celicas will catch piggy eyes for certain. T140 Coronas look shitboxy enough to be overlooked, though someone might ask why a P-plater drives around in an 80s shitbox when there are cheaper, newer options.

V30 Camry for ultimate unremarkable shitbox. It's the quintessential "first car" for a P-plater and nobody is going to expect it to be fast off the line, but it is FF.

We've found ourselves a Supra killer.

>go on normal stretch of highway
>sign recently put up saying council are working on road shoulders
>have to sit on 80km/h for more than 5km, then down to 60km/h for another 2km, then 25km/h for yet another 2km
>get to where they are supposedly "working"
>see this

Are these guys magicians? You always see the results of their work yet the cunts never do anything but stand around. What sorcery do they learn at the depot?

>SA anons claiming jimmy was with them at the last meet
was it really him or a ghost or a fake jimmy?

what other 6 cylinder twin turbo cars are there other than supra?
i know some z32 came with twin turbo
what else is there?

I'd tongue punch her fartbox.

>Skyline GT-R, RB26DETT.
>GTO MR, 6G72

You can also get twin turbo kits for the Z34 and V36.

>forgot to take out the pocket sugar before throwing pants in the wash

Kill me now senpai

Lots of things user, but I'm not gonna let you in on our secrets.

Jimmy being there was the only detail about the meet that was posted, no list of who turned up, what cars, where the meet went etc.

because it didnt happen, just the usual case of South Australian's acting stuck up and trying to make themseves look better than every one else

why are south australians such shitcunts?

>the golden age of SA meets are gone
feels bad man

Haven't you got some drowning to do cunt?

kek, only those mexicans get to drown.

feels shit being so jealous of sa aye cunt?
come race me cunt

are you suggesting i cross a desert to go somewhere no one wants to go?

look at all these stuck up SA cunt's

>desert
It sounds like you're already coming from somewhere nobody wants to go.

They are paid by weekly progress quotas, basically they do fuck all Monday to Thursday, then actually work on Friday

...

99% sure it was real jimmy, unless he was some really good troller. He's actually really nice, good spirits considering what happened to him. He's got some P plate legal turbo Audi now

It did happen, it was me in my Lexcen, my mate in his EB Falcon and Jimmy in his Audi. We met at Windy point at 12:30, nobody showed up for an hour so we went for a cheeky hoon around Chandlers hill then down to the Elizabeth Road chip shop in Morphett Vale for a Schnitzel pack

>He's got some P plate legal turbo Audi now
P platers can have turbos in SA now??
any photos from the meet this time?

>Audi
Does that mean he now has the Audi AND an Astra? Jimmy wtf are you doing

It's a Turbo that's on the exemption list, none of us took photos.

He said he sold all of his cars, got the insurance money from the Astra blowing up and bought the Audi with it.

I wonder if selling all his cars and the Astra "accident" was all just part of a plan to get an Audi
Is it a new Audi or an 80s turbo rustbox?

>selling all his cars and the Astra "accident" was all just part of a plan to get an Audi
of course

It's new and looks really nice, really solid car. Looks like a hairdressers car though. I think it's an Audi TT Coupe?

whats with jim and hairdresser taste in cars

Christ are these really the types of cars that turn up to Veeky Forums meets?

Am i fitting the engine int hat though? Surely there's no room

Nah m8. Faf about mon to fri and get it done on Saturday at overtime rates.

Do you even council worker?

Was it used?

is this true? source?

>none of us took photos.
So it didnt happen.

I'm poor, that's why I have a shitbox, I don't pretend it's anything other than that though unlike some other people.

My bad, posted a Corolla. One of these cunts.

Still, it should fit in either. It's a 2JZ-GE right?

>2J
>in an FF Camry

This isn't Street Legal: Racing Redline, y'know.

>buying a new Audi with the insurance from a burnt out Astra and selling a couple of shitboxes

Same size, 7MGE cheaper from where i can get it though

You get some decent stuff from time to time.

true that but nobody goes to meets anymore

>jimmy has an audi and had a BMW
>other /dat/ users have BMWs and mercedes

fucking picture didnt attach

If you want the 'Big Camry', get a Toyota Aristo S140 before some faggot buys one and stances it...
They come in 2JZ-GE and GTE (RWD) might be a couple around that are also AWD 1UZ-FE V8's as well

About the only shit- all Automatics unless you want to go to the hassle of dropping a supra 5-6 speed in them

I've got 3 mates who work as council tradies and contractors

>riding bike to work
>lowsided on oil
>fucked my knee
>rode to work on adrenaline
>boss noticed me limping
>told me to go home
>rode home
>bought a case of beer
>18 beers down

best cure for a motorcycle accident

It's what all SA's have to cross to get anywhere decent.

post bike and battle injuries

hey guys :3

was riding a wr450f so i pretty much scratched the bar end, foot peg and tail plastic. nothing gnarly. dirt bikes are bullet proof.

knee is just swollen so it'd be soft posting an image to brag. got road rash on knees, ankles and ass but that shit doesn't even hurt.

the fact the bike landed on my knee is what is causing all my pain. can walk pretty straight after a couple beers though.

your boss sounds like a cool guy.
my boss would have called me a fuckwit and made me do some sort of manual labour to make it worse.

Guy from the previous thread wanted something for a sneaky JZ swap while on his P's.

If I were in the market for a turbo JZ of some sort I'd probably just import over a 2.5GT-T Soarer.

There were six people at the meet a month ago.

he is but the thing that made him change his opinion on me:

>wake up hungover with stomach pain on sunday
>dismiss it as alcohol related
>go to bed with pain
>wake up with exact same pain
>go to work with pain
>realize pain is unbearable two hours in
>doing data entry so i think i can stick it out
>boss asks me to do manual labour
>tell him i have stomach pains and ask to go home
>he calls bullshit
>tell him i am 100% and will get a doctors certificiate
>go to doctor
>says its my appendix
>6 hours later in surgery to remove my appendix

he never called me out since.

also spent 9 days in hospital because my appendix burst and i nearly died.

>part of your intestines explodes
>it's just data entry i'll be fine

its because he knows you could have sued the shit out of him uleh

felt like an intense fart which wouldn't come out.

didn't feel like impending death.

he had no way of knowing 'stomach pains' meant this guy could die if he doesn't have surgery immediately

right right, this isn't america i forget sometimes

>appendix explodes
>"felt like an intense fart"
fukken straya

went to the emergency section at my hospital after recommendation from my gp. spent 9 days in a single bed room with tv and free food.

>never paid a cent

gotta love australia.

fuck i hate staying in hospital, i go home as soon as i can walk

It's a good feel man. I was in hospital after a head injury which ended up just being a concussion. My balance was slightly affected but I left later that night, I think hospitals are depressing and smell pretty awful.

mate even snuck in chicken nuggets and a couple apple ciders. felt a million bucks after that! hospital food is fucked. sorry helena if you Veeky Forums.

i was trying to get out after day one but the sexy doctor's assistant said i had a bad infection and i wanted to hang around to see more of her. plus sexy asian nurses.

This thread is australian so this will be ok

did they give you a gobbie?

oh hey haha good le meme friendo xD haha

i went to my gp's office last year and i had to see a female gp. i was there since my groin area hurt and she needed to see everything. she ended up messing around with my dick which got hard and she didnt stop for a while.
who knows if there was a reason or she was just having fun but it felt great.

consider suicide

Tony?

Tell me about it, I work at a hospital. Food is so shit

Robert?

DA
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Why are nurses so good looking?, the medical profession just attracts the babes

But, they are probably goodie straight edge uni grads

why is the food so shit?
is it a rule that the food has to be shit?
why can't it taste good?
is it because of shitcunts that can't eat normal food?
if it is fuck them.
cunts.

>be at airport a few weeks ago
>all the women there and stewardesses are fucking 10/10
>get on the plane and first steward i see is total 11/10
>get to watch her bending over constantly to serve food and drinks
>mfw constantly seeing dat ass

What does /dat/ think about chiropractors? also cold af

a happy ending massage is better

But highly illegal imo

youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs

What does /dat/ think of this?

To save money

>havent taken new pictures of my shitbox in a long time
geez guys, its getting harder and harder to attention whore these days when im all out of fresh material

>those comments