SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

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>toxins jerks off about devs
>atmos jerks off about SME high scores
>new features NEVER


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/YEh5fv7
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for me

Never

What's more important?
Two consoles, or the lives of the entire crew?

Hикoгдa

WHAT EDITION IS THIS THREAD?

Two consoles because it was an ion law

LEWD BORGS

I'd play a toaster borg if you could pick the sprite

When?

I've had it with: X Edition.

It's not funny.

Morena edition

god i hope not

sawbones edition

Welcome to the starlight ballroom, hey~
Fly me to the moon and let me~

OP image is one of her old cafes

Never

That's my sprite!

Feel free to use it

Never

that's disgusting

Why did you just post a picture of me?

How did I never think to stick those drink machines inside walls?

Never

I like vox.

Vox is liking you too

...

Never

lewd birds

>Those players that are ALWAYS in-game.

Anyone else find them a little creepy?

...

Name your favorite clown!

100, 100, 1

>tfw going away for college and cant spacemen till the winter
Ill miss you

I won't miss you. Go die.

Like who? Maybe I have been playing too much

Bozo the Clown

Harse Theef sleeps for 4 hours a day and plays spess/erps for the remaining 20

Ashe is for _____!

>Ashe's player logs in
>This is posted right after
Really makes you think

breaking, raping, dominating, overpowering

What's the average time distribution between those two activities

bringing me my fucking trauma kits and surgery tools

>19/08/2016
>2hotdogs still not banned
really makes you think

>having lag issues
>windows 10
>try using compatibility mode
>resources get re-downloaded
t-thanks BYOND

Delivering tools to medbay!

Often at the same time, talk to them in discord enough and he'll invite you to a session when he trusts you.

Being a randomname that fucking delivers medicine to medbay, guns to sec and general improvements to everyone.

discord.gg/YEh5fv7

Being something to draw people's attention so the person who plays them can feel less empty inside

...

Ginger Beach is for ______

Banning

How can I get in on this feeling less empty thing.
I feel alright but I could feel a lot better.

shitposting about to collect (you)s

friendly

mocking about being a cold fish around anyone except her boyfriend SJ

Waifus are for beta-orbiters and sissy faggots who can only derive attention from others in an atmos simulator from 2003 because their parents' didn't pay them enough attention!

what about husbandos

Reica Carter is for ____

Nah man waifus are for shitposting about to make people angry and and generate responses

Husbandos are for static-namers who are well known and for previously said attention-whores to cling onto to promote their name. They can either be complete shitters or pretty good.

>Sj will never stream xcom 2 again

first in the ground

metagrudging

Looks good

Kissing me!

Her nickname later became "Fridge"

T H I C K

Ruining their antag rolls every round cause they're shit at the game.

^ this pretty much

Waifufaggotry is a cancer on the server, and people like Reica and Whorena need to fuck off and die.

Husbandos are cancer too, they're just waifushitters but men.

Does Veeky Forums have waifus? What server DOESN'T have waifus?

Basically all of them except us

Waifufaggotry is cancer, fuck off with your cancer.

Stop talking about dumb waifus.

Favourite anime? Pic related

what's your favorite song from the soundtrack?

LotGH

Kill yourself

pic related is literally the only animu ive ever watched

i liked it, it was funny

Little Busters or I Think I Can

Though if course the entire soundtrack is fantastic and perfectly fitting with the scenes its used for

JoJo

I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES

My ex used to watch that while we were together, used to like to call me "polski"
Hetalia's bothered me since we've broken up

>tfw binged one piece for 10 hours a day last year
>watched the whole series in about 2 months

Ok fag

...

Oh, that's russian for never

How about soon then?

IF YOU DO NOT IMMEDIATELY BY 12:15

>GRAB THE CAPTAINS' SPARE ID, DISK, LASER AND JETPACK
>GRAB BOTH AN ATMOS HARDSUIT AND A SECURITY HARDSUIT
>FILL YOUR SYSTEM WITH AT LEAST 500U OF HYPERZINE
>MAKE SEVEN DIFFERENT PILL BOTTLES OF EVERY MEDICAL CHEMICAL FOR YOURSELF
>SPAM BORERS IN EVERY LIMB AND MAX OUT ALL EVOLUTIONS
>PRINT THREE EGUNS AND FOUR BAGS OF HOLDING
>CONSTRUCT A SECRET CLONER WITH MONKEYMAN AND GENETIC BACKUP
>CONSTRUCT A PHAZON WITH ENERGY RELAY, REPAIR DROID AND LASER CANNON
>LAW 0 THE A.I. AND ALL SILICONS
>KILL SAWBONES, REICA, MORENNA, FELICITY AND ASHE ON SIGHT
>MIX AT LEAST THREE 20DEV BOMBS
>HAVE A CABLECUFF IN EVERY SINGLE CONTAINER
>ROLL DEATHSQUAD
>OPERATE IN A TRIPLE ENCODED IRCP CHAT TO IMMEDIATELY DEDUCE ANTAGS AND ROUND TYPE
>CREATE A HONEYPOT DISCORD TO LURE COMPETING METAGAMERS THEN IMMEDIATELY LEAK IT
>LYNCH IAN, RUNTIME, CORPUS, PUN PUN, THE CLOWN, THE MIME, THE JANITOR, EVERY GREYSHIRT
>PLASMAFLOODED SEC AND LOOTED THE ARMOURY
>HAVE FOUR GOLIATHS, THREE BASILISKS AND ONE HIVELORD IN YOUR MONSTERBELT
>HAVE A BACKPACK FULL OF LAZARUS INJECTORS
>STEAL THE GALOSHES AND CLEANER GRENADES
>POLYACID THE SHUTTLE CONSOLE AND CHLORAL THE HOP
>HAVE THREE FUNCTIONING UPGRADED PAIS
>TAKE OVER CARGONIA AND INCINERATE ALL BUT ONE PAIR OF INSULATED GLOVES
>HAVE ALL POWERS AND CLEAN SE
>DISK GIBBINGTONS AND INJECT INTO ANYONE WHO'S ANTAG
>STUN, CUFF AND DECAPITATE AND INCINERATE A N Y O N E WHO COMES WITHIN ONE TILE OF YOUR SPRITE

THEN YOU ARE NOT A COMPETENT ENOUGH PLAYER FOR THIS STATION WHO'S TOO INTERESTED IN ROLE PLAY THAN HUNTING DOWN VALIDS AND YOU NEED TO:

GO
>BACK
TO
>BAY

>tfw I grab the captain's spare, disk, laser and jetpack as an assistand in under 2 minutes of roundstart

>500U of hyperzine
every time

>not playing atmosuitdiona

>catching greyshits trying to steal spare and me waiting with a egun in hand

>500u hyperzine

Why would you even

dionaeaaeaeaeeaaaea

I only get outran by the captain himself, I even make it in faster than HoP's and mechanics.

Dionae isn't fun for powergaming, I don't like powergaming

I like playing Dionae to be comfy and slow and just play nice comfy slow jobs like Botany

Not to mention dat burn damage, senpai.

Lisa tovir is for ______!

Literally who

talking with when in dead chat

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

This statement is an absolute, Obi-Wan reveaks himself as a Sith

Also Anakin did bring balance by only leaving two siths and two jedis alive.

HULKAMANIACS UNITE

Toxins is the best job no other job is as good. I think I might leave the cargo life behind me.

I like playing Dionae for fighting in rage cages with just fists or provided weapons. And fighting simplemobs. It's fun, but I can't handle being so slow when I actually need speed.

Me!

>tfw can't bring myself to ever leave medbay

> decide to sit out next round because I have to do something
> it's the malf round and nobody else picks borg


should just set it so malf AI needs a borg player to start, or let it hack mommies (with admin help or something)