ITT: Dumbest reasons you got pulled over

ITT: Dumbest reasons you got pulled over

cop pulled me over to ask if I saw a naked, sweaty, white kid running around the neighborhood

Probably a tard escaped his wrangler

>on glorious gs500 poaching early season riding day in march
>cruising through islands on state highway, smooth as fuck
>see town cop sitting in pull off.
>look down, see 38 on the digital speedo, speed limit 35
>hit edge of town, gently open her up@ the 50 zone
>blue lights everywhere
>Pull over, kill bike, take helmet off

Cop walks up... As he's about 15 feet behind me goes "oh... It is inspected"

Well, just let me run your shit user and you'll be on your way.

"Yes, but I took a shower and put on pants, officer."

Tanks Pil.

"You wanna make babbers with my fren Pil?"

Overspeeding in murica.
This is the land of the free right? The fuck

>yuropoor
>low beams are a requirement during the day
>police does a lap around the roundabout, disco lights are on
>I'm like wtf, realize they're after me, shit pants what did I do, pull over
>cop asks how am I doing, didn't even ask me for the licence or registration
>makes some pun on fog and laughs, I'm thinking he's probably on drugs on something
>before leaving tells me to turn off the fog lights

Did you say no and ask for a warrant or if you're under arrest? Best reddit strategy ever

Got pulled over in a friend's 240 because the cop said the car had an illegal aftermarket exhaust (car was completely stock) then checked the paperwork for the car. Then sat in his cop car for like 15 minutes, came back and asked both of us for our IDs. Said the reason for pulling us over was we were parked in an empty parking lot we looked sketchy???

LA cops are such faggots

>getting pulled over

Didn't get pulled over but a weird cop story.

>been hanging out with friend on other side of town
>drinking a little but only like a shot and a beer over three hours, maybe two shots
>been a solid 90 minutes since my last one
>head home, about 2AM
>mile down the road there's a high arc bridge you have to cross
>cop sitting sideways in my lane at the foot of the bridge
>figure it's some kind of stop, he'll get out, check my shit then back up
>pull up about 20 feet away
>wait
>wait
>wait
>am I just supposed to go?
>see him peek over at me through his window
>have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do because I can't see over the bridge to know if it's clear to just go around him
>sit there for a solid like 3 minutes
>finally just turn around to go the long way, keep it to 10mph for the first block to make sure he wasn't coming after me

It was weird as fuck, was it actually some kind of traffic stop and he just didn't want to bother getting out of the car for me, or what?

>GS500
>digital speedo

Pick one.

>pull up to light
>cop has been behind me for a few minutes
>read sign, "no turn on red"
>my mind just registers, "turn on red"
>turn
>instant light show
>pull over immediately
>cop walks up to window
>"do you know why I pulled you over?"
>"yeah, I'm an idiot. Sorry"
>"pay more attention next time"
>leaves

>driving 2012 civic after clutch job
>9pm cruising
>enter 55mph to 35mph reduction zone
>cop came beside me
>soon as hit 35 he hits the party lights
>when pulled over he states "I seen your speedometer is why I pulled you"
>ticket says he paced me
not gonna lie i was doing 45 like he said but how can his reason for pulling me be because he seen my dash? fuck this gay earth.

Never got.

Never, they abandon chase at 160kmh

user I think you saw a ghost.

Fined £150 for eating a fucking sausage roll

Spoopy

what country do you live in?

In America, I've seen cops eating burgers and shit while driving.

>Fug

>£150

take a guess

/b/ is loose again.

Cop car almost switched lanes into me and caused a wreck. I braked in time, hung back 100 feet, and in my anger flashed my lights ONCE at him. Wrong move on my part I guess because next thing I knew I was pulled over by him and his buddy both shining their spotlights on me for a solid 15 minutes before they came up and got my license.

>Mechanical competence
>Able to swap speedos

Pick two

Cop said someone called them and said I cut them off. Pretty sure he just wanted to pull me over for any reason.

I had a clear license plate cover on, Got stopped for it

>Be me
>at burger king
>get food
>park to eat
>see cop pulling in
>think nothing of it
>cop pulls up behind me, turns lights on
>another cop car pulls up
>"Somebody called and said you might have been smoking something you shouldnt have"
>Havent smoked anything
>Cop searches me, not my car
>I was a little rustled by this so I was telling the cop I didnt do anythng and i'm just eating
>Cop says "With the way youre acting I dont think I want you to drive anywhere"
>Cop goes back to car
>comes back 5 mins later
>"OK you're free to go"


>Femalecops.jpg

>Warren, MI

Sorry for you, m8.

>white skin
>modern Porsche

What is this "pulled over" you speak of?

>17
>11:30pm
>Hanging out with work friends after work, cruising around South Jersey in my friend's 93 white Monte Carlo with a Model T air horn installed
>Driving down the main street of a suburban town, nothing but closed shops
>Red and blue lights, cop SUV behind us
>pull over
>Copper SUV behind us, hitting us with full searchlight
>'GET OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD' over a Bullhorn
>Ohfuckohshit
>Slowly get out of car with hands up,
>Four cops, weapons drawn including one asshole with a shotgun, K9 German Shepherd barking
>Told to line up along the curb on our knees with our hands behind our heads

>Ten minutes later

>'Sorry guys, thought you were thieves, we're looking for a stolen 2003 silver Honda Accord, suspects are two Hispanics, have you seen them?'

>We're five white kids in a white 93 Monte Carlo

Jersey cops, man. And then they wonder why so many people dislike them.

not gonna greentext this.

I was with my friend.

When we were on the highway, we came to a red light.

A cop with a k9 pulled up next to us on the left.

Light turns green we take off slowly like everyone else.

Cop doesnt take off yet and sits for a few seconds

As soon as we go down the road a mile, the cop is behind us now cause the cop sped up lights on.

We get pulled over and are confused as fuck.

My friend removes his seat belt afyer we stop and shuts off the car

Cop comes out, walks up holding hand on gun walking all stalkerish like shes about to draw her gun.

Looks angry, asks to open the window which is stuck closed btw so my friend had to open the door and she asked him to step out slowly.

He steps out, female cop still holding gun on hip, asks "sir why the fuck were you driving past all those people going 75 in a 50mph zone?!" asked in a very angry assertive tone.

my friend looking confused as fuck replies "officer I wasnt speeding I was doing the speed limit, in fact you were driving right next me me for 3 miles!"

another cop shows up, its a guy.

min later, supervisor shows up.

my friend still getting questioned and accused for no reason.

Super visor tells female officer to let him go and wrap this up, waste of time

Female cop spends 2 mins writing ticket.

gives ticket back to my friend.

"seat bealt violation"

bu-but..he we were wearing out fucking seat belts..bullshit ticket.

we get releived and the cops all leave.

my friend and I go to court and have ticket appealed

The court shows sympathy and says that this happens all the time and they know that female cunt cop who makes up BS tickets.

seriously, wtf is with some gun ho cops who make up BS tickets??

Find out female cop ends up in news and was fired due to many complaints.

Good. Cunt deserves it.

Mfw my friend didnt have to pay the ticket.

Good.

You were in a 240

No front license plate.

>My brother was parked on the side street next to a park, which has a play ground.
>hes reading a book relaxing to music.
>5mins later two cops pull up behind him and he doesnt know.
>black cop steps out of his car and proceeds to hold his hand on his gun and trys to sneek up on my brother
>my bro sees the cop and he asks "um, excuse me officer, whats the problem?"
>black cop says "sir please step out of your car with your hands up"
>he steps out hand behind his head but asks why?
>officer asks him why is he parked next to a playground watching kids play
>hes like wtf? Im not, Im reading my book and waiting for my brother to come so we can go to a concert.
"officer asks if this is true and asks him if he can ask me this to.
>i later approach the scene and office came up to like he was going to pull his gun out.
>im like dude look at my fucking shirt! And the tickets im holding! Im going to a concert!
>btw the cop was black and lookes like louis from l4d
>the black cop and his fellow officer ask us to remain calm and appologize for the trouble and later tell us that they got a report in for a car stalking the playground. turns out my bros car look similar but was a different year and different car, a 1997 ford explorer greyish color. which the car the report was white and was a dodge durango.

fucking nigger cops man

>police does a lap around the roundabout
For some reason that got me laughing a lot.

Motorcycle checkpoints when I was stationed in Maryland a few years back. They'd set up a roadblock, then herded any bikes to an empty parking lot and fished for reasons to ticket/impound. Luckily, they sent me off every time as soon as they saw the Texas plate because I'm sure the rest were held up there for at least an hour.

Grabbin' peelz

>LA cops

Why do you live there to begin with? there are faster ways to get cancer.

Exaclty what I said to my bro, black louis cop forget to take his peelz

My inspection sticker didn't match my plate because when I bought the car it was already inspected. I didn't get a ticket but it was annoying because I was late to work because of it.

First and only time I drove drunk.

>22ish or so
>had drinks with friends
>mostly hard liquor
>sat for an hour after wards sobering up where I felt good enough to drive
>start driving home
>late at night, 3am or so. all burbs
>start feeling sick like I need to throw up
>take a shortcut road that leads through a gold course, and a bike path
>pull over in the big ass shoulder
>see cop lights behind me
>scaredshitless.exe
>I smell like booze
>cant tell why the cop pulled me over, I was driving as best I can
>officer walks up
>i crack the window just a hair
>he asks me why I pulled over
>instantreliefe.jpg
>tell him I felt a wobble, pulled over to check it out
>he says ok, and leaves
>I sit in the car for another 10 minutes contemplating life

I was so scared, I thought I got pulled over, and was going to get fucked over. I was probably over the limit.
I somehow didnt see the cop on the road, be just went after me cause I pulled myself over in the middle of a park.


never drink and drive again.

I used to have overhead lights on my truck, used to drive with them on because i live in the middle of nowhere.

>Be 17, driving from my home to my gf's to drop her off at 2am
>disco lights go off
>heart drops when i see its a state trooper
>he walks up and ask
"Where y'all 2 going this late at night?"
>"umm... dropping her off"
"Y'all coming back from a party? *shines light into cab"
"We were just binge watching The Walking Dead, Sir."
>He dropped the light, had a big smile on his face and we proceeded to talk about the 1st season.

I have more, but that one was a pleasant stop.

You're well within your rights to call bullshit on "someone called". "Oh, was that someone called 'I need probable cause'".

i was driving a customers vehicle for work that had a weird noise, accidentally drove into a bus lane at 8:52am when the lane opened to traffic at 9am. cop pulled me over, gave me a $500 ticket and mouthed off to me for a good half hour

went to court, judge said it was retarded the cop pulled me over at that time and threw out the ticket

>mfw in MA the staties are bros and its the local cops you have to watch for

I've been pulled over twice by staties for speeding on the Pike / 91 and they were very professional.

The local cops on the other hand...
>driving dad's car since I didn't have one at this point
>he somehow forgot to do his plate sticker
>I get pulled over in the center of my town, ~2 mi away from home
>Literally no idea why, cop tries to guilt me into confessing something
>Finally tells me it's because of the sticker
>Says he'll have the car towed on the spot
>"Officer I live 2 miles away and it's not even my car, pls"
>Makes me call my father, who has to go thru the whole online process to renew while I'm pulled over

Fuck small town cops. The staties might be a little speed-trap happy but they don't dick you around

got pulled over because I was driving a red truck
>driving home from work at 11 PM, only going 30mph through a neighborhood
>suddenly surprise cop on my ass from a sidestreet, disco lights already engaged
>pull over, thinking he's gonna fly past me
>nope pulls me over starts running my plate immediately
>you're_nicked_son.gif
>he gets out of his car, cop looks really agitated
>my hands are on steering wheel and my window is already open, he still mad
>forgot i was smoking a bowl on the highway
>pipe is still in center console
>no lighter or weed visible tho
>aggro cop doesn't want any credentials, but immediately starts lighting up my cab with his flashlight
>sees pipe, asks
>I say I have MM and am moving it from my moms to my new apartment in aggrocopville
>he gets even more aggro
>starts to go off about how it's in my reach while driving
>but I'm in a truck so i can reach anything in the cab and i'm tired and he had no probable cause to pull me over
>so I snap back at the cop
>where am I supposed to put it, then?
>he is stunned, i mean he stops mid sentence and blinks hard
>he not so aggro now
>ask why I got pulled over
>cop tell me there was an assault a few blocks over, perp escaped in a red truck
>tell him that couldn't be me, I just came from work
>tells me he pulled me over because I was speeding suspiciously and vehicle matched perps
>ask him how fast I was going
>he didn't clock me, he just said i was driving too fast
>tell him there was a vehicle in front of me when he pulled me over and i wasn't overtaking it
>no answer, asks for credentials
>goes back to car to run my id
>comes back, starts asking me why I have MM
>IT'S_A_TRAP.tiff
>play along since he could cite me for the pipe
>tell him i have arthritis in my joints from skateboarding and also depression
>cop goes srsly u got it for arthritis? I wish I could
>our department forbids it
>say next town over lets their officers have it, etc
>he nice now, lets me go
>mfw he let the perp go too

Your pipe was wanted for assault?!?

same red truck different cops are looking for me because of it story
>live in a special place with a job called hill work
>go to the mountains for some hill work
>gone for two weeks
>cops come looking for me while I'm away
>talk to my wife
>they looking for my a red Ranger with a 50-gal. drum in the back
>possibly containing a corpse
>they were asking around the neighborhood
>and my neighbors all say
>An/o/n has a red truck
>An/o/n has lots of 50 gal. drums
>An/o/n has been gone for a while
>but best wife knows I don't drive a Ranger
>she tells one time I drive a Nissan D21
>and they have a laugh about it when she pulled a plastic mannequin hand out of a woodpile in front of them
>saying "see this is fake no bodies here"

ITT: I was breaking the law but the cop was totally in the wrong, i dindunuffin

thanks for the top lel
>this is up there with
>i'm gonna go do marijuana

perp =/= pipe
>perp = perpetrator
>as in perpetrator vs. victim
>as in alien vs. predator

why the fuck do you have mannequins in your backyard

Same reason people keep rubber chickens in the kitchen

not gonna read this.

I'm 30 years old and only got pulled over twice
Both for speeding

why do people have rubber chickens in the kitchens?

I am sure that your post was very interesting but i am not gonna read it.

Stupidest reason I got pulled over was because I was hooning in the snow. That was my stupid though.

Other dumbest reason was because I was out driving around at 1 am in the country bumping the subs and smoking some reef. I pulled over to let the car behind me pass since I was doing 45 in a 55 and it was a policeman. Oops. No troubles though, just took my I'd and insurance and let me go.

suspicious driving for no reason at all they just think i'm trying to get away from them behind me when im just driving to where im going. 'Why'd you make that turn? Where are you going?'

or

'you don't appear to be the age of the person who's registered on this vehicle' to which i respond yeah it's my dads car i just drive it sometimes

Both to probably smell for weed or something and each has happened 3 times within a year

it wasn't a whole mannequin, it was just a black, hollow polyurethane hand, for modeling gloves or something that I scored from work
>left it in the pile for halloween
>which is during hill season
although because that happened it lives in the pile forever now

see this guy gets it

So that they can have rubber chicken with their rubber biscuit.

>gs500
>glorious
That bike is fucking trash lmao

What a dick. Should've just not said a word and 'thanks bye' after he finished. Not worth it to mouth off when you know dirt bags still stuff and ride it unregistered all day

Syria?

you're trash.

maybe you shouldn't have been speeding right beside a cop then retard

> so me and my mates are in the mountains smoking some Ganja
> hot boxing it like its the last day we'll ever going to smoke
> I start the car to leave and turn the lights on
> cop car comes outta nowhere
> get pulled over
> keep in mind the car is hot boxed as shit (atleast 7 grams of weed Was smoked)
> told to put the window down
> all the smoke goes in his face.....

Oh user you're such a silly willy

>accident in front of me
>Tow truck driver waivers me so I can go around scene, letting me cross double yellow lines
>Think nothing of it since tow truck and officer were on scene together
>Drive off
>Disco lights flash
>Pull over
>Who the fuck told you it's okay to cross double yellow lines user. Don't you see there's an accident? What idiot would nonchalantly go around
>Say nothing
>Have a good day user, and don't be an idiot

I literally had no idea what happened, tow truck driver let me but I guess co didn't see that. I was just surprised how rude the cop was.

i want to read it so here's the green text
>I was with my friend.
>When we were on the highway, we came to a red light.
>A cop with a k9 pulled up next to us on the left.
>Light turns green we take off slowly like everyone else.
>Cop doesnt take off yet and sits for a few seconds
>As soon as we go down the road a mile, the cop is behind us now cause the cop sped up lights on.
>We get pulled over and are confused as fuck.
>My friend removes his seat belt afyer we stop and shuts off the car
>Cop comes out, walks up holding hand on gun walking all stalkerish like shes about to draw her gun.
>Looks angry, asks to open the window which is stuck closed btw so my friend had to open the door and she asked him to step out slowly.
>He steps out, female cop still holding gun on hip, asks "sir why the fuck were you driving past all those people going 75 in a 50mph zone?!" asked in a very angry assertive tone.
>my friend looking confused as fuck replies "officer I wasnt speeding I was doing the speed limit, in fact you were driving right next me me for 3 miles!"
>another cop shows up, its a guy.
>min later, supervisor shows up.
>my friend still getting questioned and accused for no reason.
>Super visor tells female officer to let him go and wrap this up, waste of time
>Female cop spends 2 mins writing ticket.
>gives ticket back to my friend.
>"seat bealt violation"
>bu-but..he we were wearing out fucking seat belts..bullshit ticket.
>we get releived and the cops all leave.
>my friend and I go to court and have ticket appealed
>The court shows sympathy and says that this happens all the time and they know that female cunt cop who makes up BS tickets.
>seriously, wtf is with some gun ho cops who make up BS tickets??
>Find out female cop ends up in news and was fired due to many complaints.
>Good. Cunt deserves it.
>Mfw my friend didnt have to pay the ticket.
>Good.

>looked down at my speedo as cop was driving past
> pulled me over because he thought I was looking at my phone

Underrated

>Be American Indian
>Have a beaded feather on the rearview mirror
>Pulled over by County Sheriff for "Distraction"

Oh well.

>>be driving 5.0 fox home from Gts house.
>>four lane highway on the side of a shit town.
>>cop pulls out from a road and followa me for a mile.
>>fucking flys by me and pulls to the shoulder
>>discos me as I go by
>>he comes up to my window and starts telling me about how he had an identicle one back in the day
>>he offers to buy it
>>end up selling it to him for twice what I paid the next day

For speeding while changing a CD in a speed trap I already knew about. only ticket i've received too.

>I actually got the ranger danger badge from Toyota when they were giving badges away
>have a Mazda B3000
>still kinda want to put it on

>be white and in my 20s
>riding to the next town for the local fair
>it's dark, the road is empty
>cops pull me over at gas station
>"looking for women son?"
>I'm sorry officer what
>"you know there's a 600€ fine for picking up prostitutes?"
>yes officer but I'm alone in this car, also I'm going to the fair
>refrain from noting there's no one around except us and an approaching car's lights
>"license and registration please"
>okay
>"very well then be on your way and don't speed"
>t-thanks
My guess is they were just bored

This is what we call red-handed.

You mean red eyed?

This one I actually got really fucking lucky on
>exiting taco bell drive through
>decide to leave in style, so begin powerbraking and spinning tires
>drift out of taco bell parking lot and slide into road sideways bouncing off rev limiter
>right in front of a cop...
>he pulls me over
>"what happened there bud, did you accidentally dump the clutch?"
>he plays tough cop with me, then ends up letting me go with a warning because I was polite

>Live in Minnesota
>Speed limit isn't some bullshit hard set number you can't go over without a cop hitting you

Thank god

>fucking nigger cops man
Blame some cunt parent thinking your bro was a stalker and pedophile

kind of pathetic that your 'never again' story is from having a close experience with the legal consequences of getting caught drunk driving, not any of the authentic dangers - like running over a small child or driving through a streetlight or something.

I hope you don't tell that to people at parties. "No, I refuse to drunk drive as a personal rule... because im afraid a getting caught ;_;"

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

One time I was really fucking scared.
>me and my friends are parked in front of the small park that's in our neighbourhood
>it's 9-10pm in summer
>some smoke joints
>just chatting
>eventually everyone leaves, I'm waiting for a friend I have to take home
>he's in the bushes pissing
>I'm just sitting in the car, windows rolled down, listening to the radio
>cops arrive
>they're very aggressive and one of them has a rifle in hand
>they say they're here because of noise complaints from neighbours
>the one without the gun shines a flashlight in my face and in the car and says I look like a drug addict
>probably because I'm wearing an iron maiden shirt and my hair is kind of ruffled, maybe the scent of weed is still lingering in the air
>they tell me to step out of the car
>they make me spread on the hood of my car and tell me not to do sudden moves as they have me under fire
>one cop searches me the other is pointing the God damn rifle at me
>they ask to empty my pockets: phone, wallet, house keys, nothing else
>now they ask me where the drugs are
>they're in your car we know it. Just tell us and make this easier
>I say I don't even smoke tobacco and sure as hell I have no drugs
>they say they will see about it and search the car finding nothing at all
>they say I got lucky this time but they'll be keeping an eye on me and leave
>my friend comes out of the bushes and tells me it looked like a movie scene
>keep in mind this was Europe and cops pointing firearms at you is almost unheard of

>keep in mind this was Europe and cops pointing firearms at you is almost unheard of
Whine more. It really doesn't make a difference if a cop's gun is on their hip or pointed at your head. The fact is, as enforcers of the State, they have the right to violence reserved and you don't. The only reason people get shaken about an experience like that is, because they've lived their lives refusing to acknowledge it and are suddenly forced to when the gun suddenly stops being some hip ornament.

still didnt read it.

>driving with gf to a friend's house
>It's dark af out
>halfway though intersection, she goes "Turn left here!"
>immediately turn left, almost missing the turn
>see cop who was by the side of the road start following me.
>narrow 2 lane country road up a hill with lots of blind corners
>cop still following
>suddenly SUV halfway in my lane comes around corner.
>swerve to avoid, tires squeal in protest.
>Cop lights up. "WHOO WHOO"
>immediately pull over.
>Put car in Park, keys on dashboard, license, registration, and insurance on hand
>"Do you know why I pulled you over son?"
>"No sir"
>looks over paperwork "Why does most of the paperwork refer to this car as an 'MZ3'?"
>explain it's shorthand at the insurance company and DMV for a Chevrolet Monte Carlo Z34
>cop has no idea FWD Monte Carlos exist, explain to him the Z34 was the performance model.
>Cop explains he pulled us over thinking I was drunk, but just from talking to me it's clear I'm not.
>Explain to him she gave me directions halfway through the intersection
>cop laughs. His gf has done the same to him.
>"Why did your tires squeal?"
>explain front tires are bald. new ones on order but haven't arrived yet
>asks where my front plate is
>tell him it's there but hidden by the vanity plate in front of it
>He goes to check.
>get off with a warning

He thought the Monte Carlo was just a plain Lumina. Understandable. The Z34 model has blacked out badging and trim against a black trunk panel. The only real hint to anything are the red bowties.

>93 white Monte Carlo
does not exist. There were no Chevy Monte Carlo's between 1989 and 1994.

My grandfather was a police captain, I understand that they have the right to use force and whatnot, but those two were just bullies. The situation didn't call for that kind of threatening behaviour, I thought I was gonna get beaten and arrested for nothing.

>leaving house to go run errands
>have to go up a steep twisty hill
>speed limit on the road is 35
>doing 50 because I hadn't gone out for awhile and I wanted to hear the engine rev
>coming up to the twisty hill
>have to slow down anyway since jeeps don't do tight turns at 50 well
>our town's one cop is on the side of the road
>get pulled over and ticketed

>Bothering to do this for a gs500

Pick none

>finding it too difficult to swap a speedo cluster and do a bit of wiring on a basic bike

Step up your game bitch made nigga

...

This story reminds me of what happened the other day....

>driving down main road from my house to head into town to get some eat.
>road comes to intersection where you can head left to go to area to get food or stay in the straight lane and head downtown.
>see disco lights on one of our town's new SUVs, decide I'll take my car down the straightaway and check it out since I like cruising down town at night.
>SUV is literally perpendicular in the right lane, blocking traffic.
>I'm the only person on the road.
>Cop SUV is completely empty and still running.
>sit for awhile, nothing happens.
>look around, no cops anywhere in sight.
>decide to pull around into left lane and pass, never end up seeing a cop. Wondering wtf the cop SUV was parked in the road like that for because there weren't any hazards ahead.
>come back around 15 minutes later, it is still there, untouched.

It looked to me like a cop literally pulled out onto the main road, slammed the brakes, and pursued a suspect on foot. Like it had to have been. I know in some areas like Texas, cop cars will have disco lights rolling at night in construction areas, well, in South VA they don't do that shit. Just weirded me out a little.

I'm still not sure how the fuck this happened, maybe because I was going slower, but I got pulled over because a car passed me that was going 80.

This is actually a friend of mine.


Surprised to see it posted here.

Another story:

>just turn 18
>hooning out in parent's SUV, borrowed it to grab some eat.
>doing 75MPH on the main business stretch. Speed limit is 35.
>mainly doing it so I can get around traffic and take the exit to downtown and loop back home and there is a semi truck slowing everyone down.
>take exit.
>suddenly a fucking plumbers van with disco lights.
>I shit you not, it said something like "Allen's plumbing" on the side with the ladder and all.
>lights are hidden in the cabin.
>look in rear view because this is sketchy as fuck and I was a muh guns muh rights edgy teenager.
>two cops in SWAT gear in front seat, decide to pull over.
>they surround me on both sides, ask for ID, ask why I think they pulled me over.
>tell me I was going fucking ballistic speed, but they don't have radar equipment in the van to clock me. Tell me they could charge me with reckless driving anyways, but I get out of it saying my mom was pissed that I had the SUV out for too long.
>let me go with a warning.
>look behind as they get in the van, realize there is about 8 cops in this van and it is probably the party van.

During this time period, our town just reinstated the street crime unit. They also used to leave cop cars unattended around town to discourage law breaking. People caught on and started vandalizing the cars.