SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

I GREW TOO MUCH

IC OOC?

FUCK BIRB KILL BIRB

>Implying any special snowflake races like Grayyys and Skeeltons/Fire Skeletons can truly tide
Back to Bay.

I'll ride like no tomorrow if I have a reason to.

>tfw you will never ride your husbando like there's no tomorrow

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C U T E
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>That thick butt

Disgusting, annoying, useless piece of shit with subjectively bad taste in music.

Yes you could, the hard part is just getting it set up like pomf has it. You would probably have to ask him what programs he uses for the watchdog for automatic updates/restarts etc.

Stop the fucking Waifu talk, unless it's about me :3

>morena will never flirt with me like she flirted with SJ

she flirted like that with shiggy as well

>[16:29:33]ADMIN: MOD: Skowron/(Ironmoose William) : hi dpj you're probably reading this
>[16:29:41]ADMIN: MOD: Skowron/(Ironmoose William) : at least while youre staring at the logs for this round
>[16:29:45]ADMIN: MOD: Skowron/(Ironmoose William) : honk honk

Cheeky

My waifu is cute

CUTE!

I flirted like that with your mom lmao

This is my new favourite post.

cute cute CUTE

Is there any niche a new mech could possibly fill? It's hard to think of anything really worthwhile. I'd like to say a faster version of the ripley that could be used as just a loader for cargo or something without the drill but I don't think it would be used very often.

Glad you like it!

Whorena, kindly fuck off with your self-shilling shit, you retarded, drug addled, white trash, tranny whore.

MIME

MECH

botany, the one you mentioned, cardboard mech that any old assistant could make[/spoiler
]Isn't that already getting ported?

what would it do? shit invisible walls everywhere?

I think the only way I could accept there being a mime mech is if it's actually just the mime floating in the air a little.

wonder if I should bother finishing or not

inflate please I'm not an ant

Lotta harsh words there friend! Take a chill pill, I'm having fun while I'm in bed, sorry I'm proud of the art of my character!

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Perhaps a xenoarchaeology specific mech that can ping larges with some kinda fancy sonar, or some kind of multi-person transport mech for security to have a party van.

Man.
On one hand I hate to see your work go to waste.
On the other hand though, i'm fucking tired of references to things that aren't even space getting in without really adequate reasoning.

You have four icons left to make, might as well finish at this point.

shit's a year old anyhow. I'll try better things.

>friend
I'm not your friend
Literally nobody here is your friend, and the few who ever claimed to left you high and dry after shitting on you and now hate your guts

You are a pathetic, autistic trashy whore, who makes the world worse simply by existing. You are literally the fucking scum of the earth, on tier with muslims, swedes, and niggers. How about you fucking kill yourself?

How to upset Morena:
Add her on steam (she'll add anyone)
Pretend to be her friend
Screencap everything she says
Post in thread for hilarity.

Just load everyone into a locker and have a ripley pick it up or something.

Salty!
Do it it'll be fun for the whole family!

Hi add me on steam id/sjbenster

I don't think ripleys can pick up lockers with people in them.

They can't. It's bullshit, but it's probably for a reason or something.

i then got a permaban due to false dDos attack (WITCH I LIED ABOUT THE DDOS ATTACK) and the message saying "fuck outta here boi" and here i am now,stressed out and scared to not get arrested for false dDos treat

You are a disgusting piece of shit.

You are also obviously not Whorena, since even she's turned into a giant depressive asshole with a victim complex and happiness isn't something """"she"""" ever posts.

Really? I thought i'd done before.

But I am me!

Reminder that Morena admitted to SJ that she sent nudes to Shiggy during their 2 week relationship.

Who the fuck cares dude. If you hate Morena and waifu posting so much stop feeding the drama

Reminder that Morena also routinely tells people that he's horny for no reason.

Who's your OOCfu?

I did not. I showed him my hair when I dyed it, that was all.
This desu

Discuss the game. Post your favourite
>Game mode
>Non-human race
>Hat
>Job

Extended
Russian
Don't really like any of the hats in the game
Bartender

Traitor, or mixed
Silicon
Cuban Pete's
AI

Reminder that Morena was going to get a train to SJ's town so she could cuddle him.

>New Cops
>Greys
>Bucket
>AI

Nope that was a joke. Why would I want to spend like ~$60 to get the train for 5 hours.

Extended to traitor
Vox
any hat that looks good at the time
Xenoarch

Because you're a slut, duh.

Dollars?
Are you talking pre-Brexit value to the pound or after?

If I'm such a slut I could walk 2 miles to the clubs in town and pick up guys there.

I thought Morena was from England, why are you quantifying things with USD?

Not that many people are into trannies, sadly.

Easier for everyone else to understand
>152419879
Eh I guessed to be honest, I used to live in the same city as SJ a few years ago, it was expensive and low to get the train there from my home.

Can you faggots move your blogposting to steam or some other shitty IM service?

Giant fuckup of a post wew. Sorry, meant to reply to you, and say expensive and long.
If they wanted to discuss their problems with me in private they're welcome to, could messsge me on byond or steam. Obviously they don't

Can I add you on steam Morena?

t. SJ

>mfw observing the round
>mfw later pushing people out the shuttle as xeno

My waifu is cuter

CUTER!

>getting a scrying orb as security officer

say goodbye to your greentext, antags

>Can you actually hack the supply console or is that something you can only do in Veeky Forums but is on the wiki because nobody edits it?
>Yes but you have to use a solder

Solder on the circuit board instead of the multitool?

Not even wife-material enough to continue playing security. How can they protect your children if they can't even protect the crew?

>get catbeasted by the virus
>somehow escape the security validhunting crew
>get clone damage in my leg in an emergency storage room
>still somehow make it to centcomm beach without dying
Thanks engineer.

>Get vampire
>Realize after a few minutes why I had it turned off
>Work in telesci to get easy blood
>Shock some doors in maint
>One guy gets fucked so I drag him to clone succ
>He loocs me and threatens to ahelp me about something that isn't even against the rules
>Get him to medbay instead because I don't want to deal with the bitching
>Was only going to succ like 50 blood then let them go
>Everyone I can manage to catch in maint is a fucking plasmaman or a skeleton
>Fuck up and hypnotize and chloral a plasmaman
>Don't kill him because fuck it
>Turns out he ratted me out later to the scrying orb sec since a sec just randomly runs up to me in medbay and laser me to death wordlessly

Fuck you Luke, I could have killed you any time during the chloral.

Do you have plans for the rest of the weekend?
Sunday's kinda already started though.

Watching that round was amazing, reminds me why I play this damn game after so many years

Why the fuck did a security officer have a scrying orb in the firstplace? What the fuck

Allegedly a wizard.

But more likely is he was given it.

Sacrificed a ling in the chapel, started worshipping 'the orb' and admins gave him a scrying orb to worship. He had it ten minutes into the round.

I wasn't going to ahelp you for clonesucc

I was going to ahelp you for spamming me with messages if you didn't stop. You clicked the button ten times in a row even after I said stop

The strategy is legitimate, but there's no reason to be a dick about it if your clone target isn't going along with it

Wizard got fucked by beepsky, took the scrying orb from him and then started going crazy on all the antags.

The wizard teleported into the supermatter room, unloaded an egun at an engie and missed every shot, then fucked up lasering him and was beat to death by sec after blinking into the fitness room

That's utterly bullshit.

Maybe like what you said but it could hold engineering modules

Sleep until 9am probably, maybe 10. Wake up, listen to BLOND BOYS DON'T CRY, flick a few records on, space, relax. I dunno. It's sunday, I never try to do anything on sunday.
Thought about heading to London to check for the pop-up shop but it said 20th and yeah.

So it was a mixed round then?

Either it lagged for you or something else because the second you looc'ed me I didn't press another time.
I also only pressed scan like three times before you looc'ed me.
I don't know why you would exaggerate.

I'm sorry, were you watching for the entire round? If you were you'd know that it's what happened.

You must have been triple clicking because my screen was full of messages, no exaggeration

It was annoying

It was a cultist round, and a vampire round, and a wizard round, and apparently a ling and traitor round too.

So yeah... 'mixed'

>be miner doing miner stuff
>after getting my drill and backpack I explore the roid
>there's nothing interesting on it but at least I got 2 goliaths to pokemon
>decide to explore space and launch myself from the chapel
>land straight unto the abandoned ship
>clear it of spiders and get god to give a pirate captain space suit
>go clear the satellite but since it's meta there's nothing good on it only more spiders
>ask god for more adventures
>he send my ship to the clown roid
>start mining it
>SUDDENLY A POCKET FULL OF SPIDERS AND A SPIDER QUEEN
>OH SHIT OH FUCK
>FIGHT THEM WITH MY BIZON AND MY FIREAXE
>after circling the roid a few times I notice the queen is gone
>kill all the smaller spiders and mine the whole clown roid
>bring minerals back to the station for science and getting a refill of hyperzine
>when I get back a miner is on my ship, ask him if he wants to go adventuring with me
>says yes
>go to derelic and we separate
>find the queen spider and run like fuck
>try to find my miner friend to get him to fight the queen with me
>find him in crit beside the queen
>get back to the station to heal him and pokemon the queen
>medbay is fucked and there's a virus
>wildride for a bit as a doc tries to cure the virus
>as soon as I get the cure pill I go get a lazarus and pokeball for the queen
>barely manage to get her and back to the shuttle in time
>try to strike a deal with the xenos but they won't listen
>release my pokemons on the xenos at the end
all in all fun round, spiders/10
and thanks to the admin that gave me the suit and adventure, really appreciate it mate