/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

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>ng+6

pussy

on my way fampai

What in gods name has occurred with your HUD?

>NG+ 666 666 pope
hehehe no

Rolling and attacking would be better in most cases.
Shield bash on a build that doesn't rely on shields for blocking is pointless, and since shields are shit in Bloodborne Souls 3, there's no point.

i got lucky yesterday, i'll try

I'll be there once i'm done with farming shekels, i only need 3

>shields are shit
>bloodborne souls 3

the delusion is immensely powerful in this one

It's the principle of the thing. Pretty sure it's missing a ton of stuff, too.

One of these days, I'll actually play KF

Summon me at the Yorshka's church tho

I'm too shit to path around and deal with doggies

I've shieldbroken greatshields with a pocket BSS plenty of times. The stamina cost for rolling is so trivial, and the risk of being shieldbroken and riposted is so great that I can't imagine using one purely for blocking.

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Barbed Straight Sword, by the way, not Broken.

What do you think of the Hollowslayer greatsword /dsg/?

You can shieldbreak anything

even if you had 90 stability GS can still be shieldbroken with a combination of bad stamina management on behalf of the user and well-thoughtout aggressiveness on the attack

saying they're flatout bad or useless is an enormous overstatement, when in fact they're probably the singular most powerful thing a player can have to trivialize both PvE and PvE

source: literally just cheesed NG+6 spacepope with HGS

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im using this in the future

thanks for the shitpost inspiration

also, cute

>ordinary blacksmith
>outlived most of the fucking gods

GUESS WHAT SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?

IT'S TIME FOR AN OFFICIAL /dsg/ IRITHYLL LEDGE PC FC. GET YOUR FAT ASSES OVER HERE.

The following is effectively banned:
Hornet Ring
Hyperpassivity
Of course, I have no real way to enforce these rules, so you can bring them if you'd like, just don't expect to get summoned again.

Otherwise, everything else is tolerated. However, meta weapons and tactics are highly frowned upon as they are non-conducive to a friendly pvp environment

Signs outside Distant Manor fogdoor.

>The following is effectively banned

Andre is the true endboss of Souls.

Ohh, so that's why you summoned me, I was trying to helo another user with NG+6 papa pontiff

Ironically, I've never had anyone do any of these things except paddrick violating the hyperpassivity rule once or twice.

He's already dead, fool. Me, Champ, and some cute witch slut killed his ass.

Now I feel dumb

>shit meme locations
>banning people from playing, but it's okay if Paddrick does it
>haha estoc greatshield
Don't go guys, there's trouble afoot.

Since I kicked paddrick's ass he doesn't do it anymore, so I don't have a problem with summoning him.

Have they fixed dual wielding yet?
Can't believe they fucked up such simple thing so much.

Luci is actually alright sometimes, I don't agree with his hateboner for DS2 but
>opinions

Speaking of Souls, are there any good DS3 comics?

Why do you speak of yourself in the third person?

Shamefur Dispray

Oh hey, can you post the pasta? Something i want to check

Creative ways I can ruin the host's day as a friendly phantom?

what's a good spear for faith builds

his hateboner for ds2 and making priscilla the pic of every single fucking thread he makes are the things that piss me off about him the most

Listen here niggers, the following character names at an FC means trouble, and you should avoid FCs if the following are present

>Crusader/Burnt Vincent
>Drake
>Natalya
>Rules of nature
>Depression
>Heavy Knight
>Battlemage Ley/Ley
>Paddrick
>Samuel McClure
>Fyre
>Berke
>Dietrich
>Hierke
>Reginald
>Straylight
>Mikoto
>Zilrael
>Reckless Pete
>Alsatia
>Fudman
>Huntsman Andy
>Smug Loli
>BEANBADDY
>Lucio/Lucio the Wolf
>Ryye
>Dog
>Ariya
>Serene Haze
>Rhino
>Champion Conrad
>any "LOL SO RANDUM XDDD" memer (judge by their clothes)
>anyone carrying a metacancer weapon
>anyone with minmaxer's armor

That should cover it for the *most* part.

>reinstalled Dark Souls
>finally beat Quelaag
>turned out she was piss easy
>beat her by poking her with my lance, doing literally 30 dmg per hit, took me 15 minutes
>accidentally refused Engyi's offer
>killed him
>got killed by the worms because the chosen undead does not master the Y axis and cannot hit what's under his waist with the spear
>came back
>found some egg shit on Engyi's corpse
>found Kumo
Wasn't Engyi mentionned in Dark Soul 3 or something? His name rings a bell.

There's this cool one.
There's also those lordran and beyond stuff which is actually cool.
Also purple edits.

But don't worry, we just got BB's prime material with the DLC

Hey, that list hasn't grown in a while, what the fuck?
I want you to go into the FC right now and make it bigger

Thanks
>Quality isnt on there
Cmon dude are you even trying

Fuck me sideways I never knew the Dragonslayer Greataxe WA could be parried.

London?

Did you rike it? 8^]

>missed with piercing shield
Feels bad

I'm just posting the old pasta

I'll add Quality next time, chan chan.

Loved it bb.

that weapon art is great

boys

>made quality fall off
feels good mang

How about some source NIGGER

My ass.

24 :^)

Lucio, pls, you are invisible for me, stop

WHY THE FUCK DOES SEED EXIST. WHY
THERE LITERALLY A GORILLIANS DRAWBACKS TO BEING AN INVADER. BUT THAT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR CASUAL SCUM. THEY HAD TO PUT IN YET ANOTHER FUCKING NO-RISK ADVANTAGE FOR THESE FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU FROMSHITWARE

casual invader detected

git gud

also, sorry quality I figured you were out of sunny d

Cry more faggot.

>so this is the power...of fanservice
>not bad...
>be careful out there
>neither of us wants to see you go hollow

>neo-/v/irigns who got anally raped in the previous games defending this shit-pandering one

>can't deal with pve

You have to understand that From has no intentions to design invasions in the favor of the invader, because that would be extremely stupid. The purpose of invading is to hinder the progress of the host through the level, that's it. You're just a random chance mini boss encounter.

About André, what was the deal with those statues of him in Darkrootgarden and The Tombes of the giants, the ones holding special embers, were they statue ou petrified people?
Why did they look like him?

...oh

are you stupid or something?

literally just acquire skill and invade when you know how to fight multiple enemies at a time

Seed by itself isn't bad and shouldn't be removed. They should just disable it woth phantoms

Explain how is seed bad if host is solo.

Goddamit Quality and your Russian internet.

>get rekt because he's a bitch
>n-n-n-n-neo virgin
We all aknowledge your loss.

>just git gud XD

Meanwhile your faggot ass CEs and Gank. Everytime you faggots say "git gud" post a webm of your oh so amazing gank spanks on 1 v the world.

Well it sucks when your weapon is more fit for pvp than pve and the guy is in NG+7. Or when they use the mobs against you WHILE ganking

>no poise or defense
I think we're alright in that regard, at least.

Don't delude yourself bitch. You are complete trash compared to me. The only reason you'd defend trash design is because your faggot ass uses it.

>BKGlaive
I hope the spooky ghosts haunt your sleep, faggot

I think my internet is shitting up

>bitches about seed
>while pretending he's good
If you were good, you wouldn't be whining like a bitch to a legimitate mechanism, faggot.

>baww stop using effective means of defeating another player!

can we just ban crybabies from future FCs?

But then the FCs would be empty.

:(

The seed is the only fun thing left in DaS3 pvp. If only you could seed permagravelorded DS1.

It's just cut content that got left in.
There's a whole bundle of old cut content from early-development that were obviously left in from before they had a clear direction for the game. Tonnes of things reference "the Frigid Valley" and refer to Sulyvahn as some Old Dark King possessed by an ancient evil.

That key is referencing the bridge at the start of the undead settlement, and supposedly was from before they decided to lazily recycle the batwing demons.

You were fine on my end, I thought you froze cause you stood still but it was the guy you were fighting. he did the same on my end

Well pontiff is not a king but he is possessed by an ancient evil. He wasn't always like that, only after he discovered the profaned flame.
The DLC could still be about the gods, it is time to wrap that up anyway. I mean when if not now? The DLCs will be very different from the main game anyway as memezaki said

>he is possessed by an ancient evil
Don't you fucking make him excuses, he wasn't possessed at all. He knew what he did. Just like the jailers in the Irythrill dungeon.

>mfw gangbanging invaders with three phantoms and a seed

It's pretty obvious that i started lagging, I'm out

damn I can't defeat quality even like this I suck

The profaned flame is said to corrupt people who are exposed to it. He was exposed to it and that "Burning ambition" that drove him since then came from that flame.

What would happen if i put my dick into the gaping dragon?

would you lads rather be submerged in an incredibly strong vat of alkaline solution or acidic solution

trying to decide on a name for a str/int char and it needs to be edgy as fuck

she'll probably just eat you dude

uhh

It corrupt people, yeah. But literally. The demons and the Burned Ivory King were literally corrupted by the Flame.
The Pontiff Turbofaggot didn't, he just used it to become stronger, but didn't get corrupted.

All the atrocities he caused were done on purpose. If there's a character in Dark Souls that deserves to go to hell, it's him.

I think it's to small
Or if you think about it, it's not to small it's just that the gaping dragon is what r9k would call a roastie

>fashion is literally 0.05 over 70
>fat roll
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEE

Just put a point in vitality bro ;)