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>yOU NON ti PLAYER

CHARLIE
IS
OUR
GUY

Thoughts?

>PLD left secret to play with bOner

um dotards?

fifth for FeMC

What did charlie even say that he's apologizing to swindles?

Is Charlie is our guy or our god?

...

Reminder:
All I want is to lay down Fwoshy on her back and make sweet sweet love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

he called him badppd and that he would kill himself if he lost a game because he tried to get 15 mana by dropping euls

sorry but the majority of dota players aren't morons and are can handle a new track effect
you are the vocal(and stupid) minority

>calibrate at 2,1k
>drop ranked because fuck playing with 2k shits
>reach VHS in unranked, play mostly with people ranging from 4-5k (even played against 7,1k guy once lmao)
>still maintain a healthy 53% winrate

dotards????

lmao'ing right now at the leagueoflegendzation of hats

>God Tier
bare feet

>Good Tier
shoes

>Okay Tier
black/dark socks

>Nigga Wat are U doing Tier
white socks

But why, user?

clips.twitch.
tv/beyondthesummit/UnsightlyOctopusBrokeBack

how do i escape win 1 game lose 1 game ranked loop
im 4.1k mmr

play mid. play storm spirit. win more games alone.

>swindlezz smile immediately gone

THAT SHIFTY KIKE FUCKING GIGADESTROYED

fucking gerg holy shit

>gutter trash tier
colored socks with patterns

Bonnie EXPOSED

there is NOTHING wrong with argyle you goddamn ape

BIG DEAL HERE

>Mafia trying to play the Yakuza

Big mistake

>I'm calling Fluff then we'll see who's laughing

delusional little non ti player

>YOU FUCKING NON TI PLAYER

what did he mean by this?

Who the fuck is CC&C and why does he have the posture of gollum?

>I'm not having fun anymore.

why didnt they invite fluff maybe that would prevent him from shooting up ti7

he looks like pre-superhero serum Captain America

CC&C is a cute, christian 17 year old.

Looks like a school shooter.

mid in beesas team they were at the summit thats prolly where fat jew asked him if he wants to be in this shitshow

his name is like quinn or something super gay and it fits him very well 2bh

wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/FDL

>not knowing who our guys are

ohshit

Damn

Looks like a home schooled school shooter.

...

Post that webm

So he's no one then. Cool.

...

>dat launch
God damn. The perfect release.

What happened here

surely all that jewelry she's wearing is unsafe

Why does Mafia turn every Dota personalty into an autist.

Last mafia was obviously saxton hale but shane was too dumb to realize and no one could convince him.

they already are autists they just hide it

you ahve to have braindamage to enjoy this shit game me included

someone webm tgat swindle charlie thing

I've never seen any other group play it, does it have this effect on everyone?

the baldy made a fool of himself seems like

Turn?

Mafia is fun when everyone is good.

The problem here is they keep playing with the same braindead personalities game after game after game and only like 3 people have a clue on what is a good move and what isn't. Or what reasonable doubt is or isn't.

>Fwosh crusty feet.

They had 100% confirmed the final mafia and Shane refused to believe everyone and held up the vote for another 10 minutes because there's not a single braincell in his head.

it's a fucked up game

if you want to know person's true self play mafia with them

how long until i get forced 50d?

If I knew I was in a game with OD,Slacks,Sheever or Shane I would refuse to play.

Dumbest motherfuckers on earth.

what the fuck is 'mafia'

A party game people with friends play to get people to come out of their shell and socialize.

its a game fedoras love, if you have had sex before you probably will never play it

Their life revolves around a mechanically intense game along with stats and all the sudden they have to play a game based entirely on social interaction and reading people in person.

Slacks is just annoying because he plays a different character every game but the sad thing is he's actually one of the best players there. He's always pressuring people as town and carries when he's mafia. The idiot has been getting himself mod killed the past few games though. The rest of those are literally brain dead.

>It's a Eosin being a beta episode.

>tfw 2p2/POG and mafiauniverse player

the level of play dotards have is like equal to 2k mmr

CAP IS SUCH A SHIT MAFIA PLAYER.

Where were you win funn1k confirmed kuro was right?

>They didn't night one kill Charlie
>live to regret it
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

just a standin retard

Cap????????????????????

That was a good move, no way to win +more games faster.

>does it have this effect on everyone?
yes, its a game based off of reading people so every trying to be the cool edgy guy who out thinks everyone only to have an entire group of people break down into yelling and sperg induced rants about literally nothing

>fucking with the Yakuza

Does this look like the face of mercy to you?

So again experience shows that east asians are superior in intelligence to whites.
CAP ABSOLUTELY BTFO BY OUR BOY CHARLIE

>white people in charge of beating the Asian Masterrace

Not even once, gaijin

just looked it up myself too
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(party_game)

like right now

Sounds like fun.

too bad I don't have a single friend, let alone a group of friends.

>implying they didn't get GERG'D

man i played that game blind and it was fucking scary how Charlie got Blur

like what the fuck ???? did he use the asian chinese inner che shit ?

List of people who think kuro was right
- Funn1k

"bcuz its my natural retardness and I can use it or stop sometimes it just comes out XD but still mind is clear and points are set." - funn1k

"but ppl in cis become stupid and blind, and I want to show all of you public that my truth is real, and their truth is from their world, that not exist in real one. I know im better, stronger, theyve made me what I am. And Im fucking mad on everyone of them. From this time any cis player want to talk to me, The talk will be easy - we play bo5 for $, like it should be in kids world, coz they are all kids 100% and even trying to fuck up each other(when 1 fuck up, it fuck ups all 5), like in real CIS noone care of each other, and I left this stupid world with a clear mind thx god thats happened, now Im chilled, as I said." - funn1k

"u have to follow the moon in any kinda question of your life" - funn1k

just go to the gym, eat right, and be urself and it'll all work out

Does Mafia actually ever win? I'm new to this shit but every game Town wins

RESIDENTSLEEPER

you forgot

"i'm going to kinfe someone in the moon's name
may the start help me" - funn1k

List of people who got 16th at TI6

-Puppey and RTZ

>moon man

>Mafia LAN
>no Nahaz

Why even bother watching this crap?

Went to gym, benched 160kg in 2.5 years, gave up on the hobby because it was dull.

you can play online, town of salem

yea the winrate is 50% mafia/town

That hivemind.
The fire rises

>He never played epicmafia with /v/

Voodoo girl is most fun role

do /we/ like slacks

>List of people who think puppey/arteezy was right
>...

honestly its the end of summer, go to the beach and literally walk up to someone and ask to be his friend

>there are people in this thread literally watching BTS MAFIA

List of people that didn't attend TI6

-Funn1k

>i can be president
>puppey