/owg/ - Overwatch General

FUCK FUCKING QUICK PLAY

FUCK QUICK PLAY

JAGEX BRING COMP BACK RIGHT NOW

I FUCKING HATE QUICK PLAY SHITTERS WHO DONT COORDINATE AND ACT AS A TEAM

>Try to get a feel for new map
>Stuck with the worst bunch of unga bungas imaginable every time
gr8

Is the new map live yet?

i am lucio and genji sneak up behind and kill me with sword

I'm just planning to stop playing QP altogether once the summer games event closes tonight.

Has literally every female been drawn or animated in porn with 76?

In PTR, yes

>Jagex
meme?

Someone eat your Q?

today is the last day of the boxes
Post your results

is the new map out already pham?

not bad skin

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hello friends, please spoon feed me
when does the event end, exactly?

Doesn't it already do that?

>it's a 'you have gold elims, damage, and objective time medals at the end of the round despite doing absolutely nothing useful' episode

literally all I did was get bodied repeatedly by their roadhog as my team utterly failed to kill anyone

So happy I got the Tracer hurdle intro.

>PTR Hanzo

So I, who have only 30 hours played and barely know the game should be matched vs premade stacks who have hundreds of hours played more than me? Overwatch's matchmaking is pure shit.

>b-b-b-but level is not skill a-user
fuck off. there is a treshold where level really isn't skill, but it's definitely way higher than lvl 30.

Happy for you, user!

>porn

I haven't even seen one

it's out on the ptr on 24/7 rotation in the latest brawl

Not the guy you were asking but yes and no.

You get what is now 2.25? seconds of immunity but you can't move or take any action.

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is the overwatch team the kind of people to do halloween skins?

those are the best

yes, in ptr i believe
in live you are immobile while invuln and rez can be hard countered by high noon

>junkrat intro 3 times
>no americree
>no dva
>no tracer anything
i really want the mcree skin
i wanna roleplay a redneck in chat

You've got a bunch of stars on your team as well. Stop being a princess.

it isn't a single occurence, too

yes. theya lready said os in a video that seasonal events are a thing bliizard likes to do
there's already halloween and christmas voicelines in the files

This is what Seagull's team looks like apparently.

One More Day
One More Dawn
One Day More

Don't forget to bully a German in voice chat today /owg/!

>spending $2000 on boxes

where's the hacking tranny?

Why are they either fat or skinny, is there no middleground?

me on the left

>tfw sprinter Tracer after bongland's showing at the huelympics

>witch Mercy

I fapped to this scene

Yee. I also got literally everything else I wanted from summer boxes as well: other two highlight intros, both Tracer skins, both Lúcio skins, Genji skin, Widow skin, both Zarya skins, Bastion boxing emote, miscellaneous legendary skins, the list goes on......

>that
>bad
i got you senpai

I shouldn't be matched with people who have literally hundreds of hours played over me and thus a large advantage. Period.

>pic, again, related

I'll tell you right now
SEVERELY lower you player skill expectations based on play time.
Lower you player skill expectations in general
You'd be surprised how bad people can remain at this game after hundreds of hours

Can someone post pictures of Pharah using her laughing emote

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>Why are they either fat or skinny, is there no middleground?

There are maybe 3 Veeky Forums people in e-sports.

who the fuck thought adding the 1 hero limit to the new map brawl was a good idea?

I can never fucking do anything because every time I join the good dps heroes are picked and the people who pick them cannot hit a roadhog standing still

it's another the voice doesn't match the face episode

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Forgot to mention here that I also got Americree. It's fucking dope, so patriotic it makes me cry and eat burgers

I think Junkrat takes a lot of skill

What if Blizz doesnt release Sombra until those fags at reddit solve that code thing?

>get urge to buy boxes
>play games to grind one up first
>team won't stop throwing
>urge to pour money into this fades by the time i level up

>les mis

i like you

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the game has determined they're as good/bad as you are
quit whining

If it was set to only make games in which you're playing with people who also waited months after launch until finally starting to get into it now, you'd be waiting hours in between games. Their team has an average of level 179, yours has an average of 174. That's balance, or as close as it's going to get.

This game needs more snipers.

This is the best spray for teabagging

I spent $200 on lootboxes and didn't get every summer games item.

I might as well just kill myself.

3 flags, non-national tracer skin, tracer and lucio's sprays, one sport player icon

this, even quickplay has "internal MMR" so that the forced 50 can be enforced

Same here, Demoman in Team Fortress 2 takes skill, yet the same primary takes no skill when translated to Overwatch.

I can airshot the Pharah with Junkrat yet they'll still blow it off as just "Junkrat spam".

Fuck.

And you need to kill yourself.

Eh. I mean, you can't be a bottom-tier shitter and contribute properly, but he's so easy to learn to be good as.

Someone translate this shit.

>Being that fat
>Not killing yourself

>>I FUCKING HATE QUICK PLAY SHITTERS WHO DONT COORDINATE AND ACT AS A TEAM

It's not like Comp is any better unless you're in a high bracket. The only thing Comp protects you from are single-hero meme teams.

The crusader stands watch

honestly every character has one or two things that you can't do if you're trash, his 'skill floor' is very low though, as you can get a lot done with spam, since you can still hit direct hits when people step on spam

a bunch of evacuation notices

How do I train QTmaker?

Everytime I select her some one picks her too a few minutes later, then we both get chewed out in the chat for it. Normally pick Mercy after that, tried Zarya recently and it was fun...

>yfw Sombra turns out to be an obese sassy black woman from Louisiana

>eichenwalde
>attack

is this map in early alpha? beta?

how is it even possible to not defend the last stretch?

The Crusader stands guard

"The crusader has a moustache"

"Evacuation notice - High Omnic Levels"

Jesus Christ, everyone besides the two Asians look like cannibals.
Why are there no blacks/arabs/latinos in e-sports /owg/?

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I was rank 68, going from some teamwork to absolutely nothing is frustrating as fuck.

"The Crusader Stands Watch"

"Evacuation Order"

"Instructions for Omnic Attacks"

>tfw running around in the Tracers Brexit skin and getting into arguments with germans.

>tfw I'm not even a Britbong.

The game is now fun again.

Damn

- Keep calm
- Do not stay out doors
- Stay away from windows
- Help your neighbors

I made one last push to 151 for a total of 97 free boxes.

youtube.com/watch?v=_8QJNGZfWO0

>qt "female" omnic
LET ME DREAM user

Thanks

Like a straight shot of diabetes.

since this is an FPS, who here owns guns irl?

Post em, cucks

If you're playing quick play who the fuck cares if poeple bitch. Just go do your thing and get some practice.

6 Mercys?