/owg/ - Overwatch General

1. What is your grip?
2. What is your main?

>no spamming Zarya's "no mercy" at Mercy

This is only the beginning my friend.

>making a character uggo as well as not aesthetically pleasing
What is even the point?

Ok, I mean, that airplane mech looks pretty cool.

Fucking ew.

>Pharah will never sensually ride you cowgirl while she told you about her day killing Omnics, with quiet moans between every few words
I should just kill myself now

Because Tuesdays are when the Magic happens.

Fingertip
Tracer

SHART

>having a "main"

Fingertip.

Zarya.

Tumblr self-insert.

It's obviously a self-insert.

But we got the new map today which makes it seem like there's nothing happening then

Bomb dropping does not work in this way!

Claw but much more relaxed than that.
Widowmaker.

>Fingertip grip
>Pharah/McCree/Zarya

/r/ing pics of different heroes in this pose

Literally down syndrome.

i fucking hate being killed by genji or widow

you just know they're thinking "heh, nothing personnel kid..." and that they're so pro

if i could find all the widows and genjis that killed me irl i would rape their fucking corpses

>undefeated Envyus loses in their first LAN to a literal who

AHAHAHAHAHHA

To show those filthy normies that ugly people can be represented.

These people are fucking retarded man, they are the people that literally goes "That sure makes you think" instead of just realizing "Hey its a shitty character design."

It's kind of sad how many people you can catch by placing Junkrat's mine and trap right outside the starting door.

I want Sombra to be a girl who was corrupted and trained by Reaper, explaining the shared fascination with skulls and cloaks judging by the newspaper picture of her

Like Harley Quinn but less crazy

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>meme team gibraltar attack
>6 soldiers
>inching forward, capped 1st point at OT
>no one cant aim for shit
>enemy team go reapers and mcrees
>cap second point after one of soldiers switched to d.va to stall
>I got 5 golds with stats below my average on soldier

I feel ya mate

ok reaper.

Is Sombra supposed to drop today or what?

Why are people calling Soe Tracer?

>writes Japanese name back to front

how would you change her to make her more viable?

Of course not.

Playing the ptr where she is

>see korean player in match
>"so are you chinese or japanese?"

What a mess.

They already did that. Her heal rate is extreme in PTR

>girl
>cute
>short hair

She's too cute~

Oh there's more. Lot's more.

combine mercy/lucio into one super support. They will always be the main healer and the others can be tweaked accordingly.

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I want Sombra to be a female Omnic from Mexico painted up as a Calavera.

> rest of team locked in
> 2 junkrat, Genji, widow, Dva

Who do you choose

English is not this artists native language.

>Fingertip
>Tracer/Genji

As long as she doesn't look like the shitty fanart of the concept this is also fine

Stop telling me things I want!

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mei

>Pharah will never be a viable character again

Fucking Blizzard and their trash game design. How could they ever think hitscan and moving projectiles could ever work together in the same game.

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Make her damage boost marginally better, and untether her Guardian Angel ability.

zen/lucio or if they get bitchy ana and just dps

just redo all healers and make them have lucio mechanics

Genji has bigger boobs than Tracer

Today in American time, so tomorrow.

yuck her face

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This is the problem with heroes like Mei.

They make tumblr think fat is allowed. Or ugly.

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>literal who
>the people who won the entire tournament

?

But what's the point of not making at least good to look at? Ugly characters don't have to be creatures that hurt to look at for too long.

been trying for 2 hours to get 4 kills with genjis ult and i keep getting 3 and an assist and it doesnt count???

Shit character but the drone is pretty cute desu

Fingering tip
Depends on what the enemy got but I try to fit in mcree as much as possible.

>it's a "my roadhog's hook is two feet long but the enemy roadhog's hook can pull you from the moon" episode

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Tracer is cute. CUTE!

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Gorilla moonbase when blizzard?

HA HA TIME FOR TUMBLR HEROES!

Donkey

>Zenyatta orb of discord will go from 50% damage increase to 30%
>DURR BUT DONT WORRY!
>His reg damage is going from 40 to 46!!

You fucking retards! Zen's regular damage used to be 45! So basically they cut his orb of discorb down by almost fucking half and then they give him 1 more point of damage. or 6 points if you have a memory like a goldfish.

FUCK!
FUCK YOU
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYTHING!

That's impossible at the moment, since a gorilla revolution is currently in progress.

make her ultimate be charged by healing people, whether they are hurt or not

basically, make her the tf2 medic

I can't fucking stand Hanzo, I almost think I liked Genji being OP better at least he sorta had a skill curve outside his ultimate.

>join game
>win instantly
>gain 2k exp

Why is this a problem? They're not reverting his health to 150, so what's the problem?

Healers having slight aoe heals ontop of their main would be alright. Healers are so essential the anything works.

On that note why the fuck doesn't the payload heal defenders as well when it heals attackers? Attacking is always favored and it would be a small change to help close the gap

>just need a Reinhardt to fill out a perfect composition
>he goes Roadhog

A water based hero would be cool.

Essentially it balanced out to him losing damage for a health buff and tranquility buff

Blizzard is clearly racist for not having an African member of Overwatch.

But maybe they never needed to join because Omnics wanted to kill people, apes aren't a threat.

Junkertown when blizzard?

>Due to "23" being the key used to decipher the code in Ana's Origin Story video, it is likely that Sombra will be the game's 23rd hero.

It has nothing to do with the day

I would fuck this though

zen has same dps with discord as when it was 50%/40, not 50%/45, and now since his dicsord hopefully won't dictate the entire meta of the fucking game he has better damage outside of discorded targets.
The character is strong, shut up

I thought the gorilla revolution was done long ago which made winston flee to earth and join up overwatch?

Any tips for Zarya?

Virtue signalling.

If they can pretend they actually believe this unaesthetic mongoloid garbage looks good, that makes them look really progressive to their brain damaged friends.

Maybe some of them have actually fucked up their perception so much they really like it.