You may only post ITT if you've had 3 females in your car simultaneously

You may only post ITT if you've had 3 females in your car simultaneously

nightmare

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I'm a limo driver. Prom season is the best season.

/checkmate

>what about in my trunk

why? so they can talk about crap while they make you drive while you consider steering in the opposite direction to end all misery.

nope. all good

It was awful. Never again.

Really? I didn't think it was that bad, trying to find parking at the mall on Christmas Eve was definitely worse.

what do i get for having 2 girls in a 2 seater RX7 with me?

Tfw 2 seater

A ticket

i pulled the hand brake once to do a little skid at like 70 kph
never had one of them again in my car

Dressing up as a girl doesn't count user

I had two in my car last week. Girls are fucking messy.

Had my girlfriend, her mom, and a Japanese exchange qt3:14 student in my car last year. We went to the water slides.

>tfw weighted down on bald tires racing an FJ cruiser and losing.

I've had three in my Ram and been fuckin' two of them.

>own pickup and car
>both 2 seaters

Had the back bench seat filled with 3 drunk bitches, they kept opening their legs and the whole car smelled like bad tuna, had to roll down the window.

I had long strands of hair in my car for weeks. Women shed like crazy.

>Get call from "lesbian" slut I fuck sometimes
>"Pick me and my two drunk friends up"
>Okay sounds like it could be fun
>One is dyke tier
>Other is little blonde waif smashed drnk
>Take them back to my place
>Little blonde tries to climb over me to go pee
>Collapses on top of me and starts kissing my neck
>Rubbing her muffin on my knee
>Try to carry her into bedroom "to pass out"
>She gets all weird and clingy with dykey one
>Get the impression this ugly bitch uses drunk girls to get dick for herself
>Be considering just whipping it out and getting it on with all three
>Just then, friend happens to drop by and upsets the apple cart
>End up just dropping them all off
>Next day I get on Myspace to add these two bitches
>TFW that blonde girl turned out to be in fucking middle school
That's the story of how close I came

Oh god I'm a normie.

Had my mom and two sisters in mine one time. It's the closest thing to hell i've ever experienced.

tfw the only reason 3 females were in your car is because your fiancee had you drive her and 2 of her friends around because you owed her one.

I'd rather take on the legion of Christmas-frenzied soccer moms in SUVs than deal with it tbqh.

>uses windows
>listens to music in .mp3 format
>wears clothing purchased from the mall
>listens to music my mom has probably heard of
Yeah, I'll say

My sister, her Vietnamese boyfriend, my mother, and an openly xenophobic deep southern 'christain' aunt in one car going to a large family dinner. Never again. Even my cousins won't even ask me to be in the same state as her after that trip. Bought my sister's boyfriend a six pack of some very good top end beer for what has to be one of the nastiest burns I've ever personally witnessed in my life.

>Aunt was making some offhand comments about asians and small dicks, asking how it was possible to get pleasure from sex with an asian man
>BF: How would you know anything about pleasure?
>A: Stops because she's not used to being interrupted with questions (which is why she wont speak to me). W-what do you mean?
>BF: Delivered in a completely nonchalant deadpan. Well I don't see how any man alive could pleasure such a gaping cunt.
>Solid 15 second moment of silence.
>A: Turning bright red W-what the fuck did you just say to me?
>BF: Are you going to tell me how they do it or not?
>At this point my aunt just totally breaks down crying. Full on gut wracking sobs for the next 45 minutes.
>BF just stares at her unblinking for the entire time. Every 5 minutes she tries to 'compose' herself, looks at him, and just goes back to crying.

I swear I have never had a harder time staying on the road in my life. It was physically painful trying so hard not to laugh. I had cramps in my diaphragm/abs for 3 days after. Guy eventually wound up breaking up with the sis, but I've kept in touch with him ever since.

TL;DR Drove in a car with 3 women for 2 hours, got one of my best friends out of the ordeal.

Underrated

>drunk gf with 3 drunk friends in the back of my genesis
>catless 3" turbo back with fuckhuge resonator for a muffler
>vibrates whole car like an industrial strength massage chair when driving at highway speeds
>girls in back comment on how much they like the sound and vibration the car makes
>tfw still no pentaorgy
so close, oh well

>you will never be that alpha as fuck ;_;

>having >2 seats
pffffft

kek

Hehehehe
I like that man.

>having more than 2 seats

how was the sex

your sister has excellent taste in men and you should be proud

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>weighted down on bald tires
>not calling them custom made drag slicks

holy shit

Oh man, I wish I was there.

reporting in

>3 females in your car simultaneously
So your mom, grandma and sister user?

Now that I think of it, always had either 2 or 4 in my BMW, once had 6 in my Volvo, but never had just 3.

>3 grills and me on the bench seat
>12 more in the bed of the truck

More than you've had.

I had 2 in the car and wanted to die

girls are fucking annoying

Aaaaayyyyyy

Took my gf, a mutual friend, and her best friend to a tattoo/piercing place. Mutual friend was getting her nipples pierced, gf was getting her tattoo finished.

>mfw it wasn't that bad bc we jammed to eazy-e the whole way there

Incest best sex.