League of Legends general - /lolg/

so is monte right

monte is never right

You know it.

>youtube.com/watch?v=V2LU-lC-WX0
>Yasuo mains

>Illaoi, Azir, Yorick, Malzahar, Heimerdinger/Zyra
>"Army comp"

xth for j i n x w a v e

youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ih1aKeETk

I still can't believe memedick Ahri won

I'm back, and you're both idiots. Anyone who has ever seen Champions (anyone who cares about LoL) knows that Montecristo has been the star caster almost since its inception. What other definition of a pillar would you prefer? Can you present some counter-points, some other individuals with more influence on the average fan's experience of top-level play? Or would you prefer to blindly contradict things and sling insults?
And you, Phreak casts the NALCS which has been 100% irrelevant since the Korean server was added. Hard to be influential when you only cover a bottom-tier league.

youtube.com/watch?v=dq7tZSPNwBU

kek

New akali skin! youtube.com/watch?v=dq7tZSPNwBU

>Ahir
>taled
jesus christ how is it even possible to fuck that up

anyway I fixed it

NEW MEME SKINS
youtube.com/watch?v=dq7tZSPNwBU

NEW MEME REWORK
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/featured/yorick-champion-update

Kill yourself you faggot koreaboo
I hope to god you aren't American with that much gook dick in your mouth

Yorick actually seems really fucking cool now. I might give him a go when he's on the free rotation.

but y

oy vey! It's that time again.
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/its-time-august-bundles

Posting best husbando

rival vegan skins when?

>not having all champinos

why

>kittycat katarina yet again part of the bundle only
oy vey indeed

Vegan Taric.
Changes his lines to the most insufferable and annoying vegan bullshit possible.

holy fucking shit riot's greed can never be sated can it

looks pretty QT TBQH

It took me a second but now I understand why Contest Guy wants a Doxy-like aesthetic for the pic, the super saturated colors would work really really in an Arcade threesome

Also Doxy draws some really juicy cocks, Ahri's knot would look wonderful in that style

I guess Pumpkin Akali or Soulstealer Akali is another year away.

:'(

>" Whenever someone is close to death, Yorick can decide to bring them back using a vial of holy water around his neck."
So Fiora can get a random 5 man support-esque heal but Yorick can't heal anyone when he's literally a healer in his lore with a magic potion? Nice game.

only Vlad's bitches can have SS skins

AND HERE COMES THE UNDERTAKER AT THIS YEARS WWE SMACKDOWN

i love you trundle the troll king and i can’t wait until the day i die. when i an finally be with you. when im awarded in heaven with the love of my life. to finally be able to touch you with my own hands, run my hair through your soft hair and touch your muscles, hold on your club and call myself trundlefag the troll king and have you roll over on your back and make gentle but firm love to me. I hav your name tattooed on my chest and I give my body to you as your temple. i am yours and you are mine and it is written in the stars in blood., I love you trundle i love you and when we die our corpses will be buried together until we intertwine and our ribcages become locked together and a bed of flowers grows from the fecund earth where our love will linger forevermore

>Riot releasing skins for Leona, Akali, Olaf and Pantheon again
>meanwhile Cassiopeia
>STILL nothing after 1292 days
Jesus fucking Christ, set your damn priorities straight, Riot. This ongoing negligence is unacceptable.

oh fugg :-DDD
euw.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-617-notes

And better be that way for a long time, cass shitter.

Cliffs

>Regi interview covers the retardation of Riot's patch scheduling and player finance
>Tryn gets his feathers ruffled and, in classic Riot employee fashion, steps in to provide an outline of his fantasy land in his head
>Accuses Regi of using capital he gained from LoL to pour into other esports, which he SHOULD NOT have any evidence of if this were the case
>Doesn't acknowledge that player salaries can't be raised if Riot doesn't pick up sponsorships
>Defends the patch scheduling and lane comp enforcement as creating a more skillful environment and basically says that lane swap meta was used by shitty teams to hide composition problems and subpar skill levels
>Monte tears this shit apart on Twitter and Youtube while also pointing out:
>Riot pays their casters a flat salary and any extra work is done for free. The flat salary is HALF of what other casters are paid. Also can't produce their own content/build their own brand for side cash.
>Riot is concerned about player pay but hasn't raised the stipend since 2013.
>Meta shift and contract locks prevent teams from making educated decisions on what players to pick up because Riot changes the entire landscape of the game on a whim and teams are powerless to do anything
>Riot WILL NOT take sponsorships and enforce meta hard core for the same reason: Because the LCS is a marketing ploy and having to advertise other goods detracts from the game and the skins they're trying to shill. Additionally, when the lane swap meta was in effect, Riot was concerned because it didn't look like solo queue and therefore turned off casuals who would be susceptible to buying a skin because a Korean used it in the first place.

Even shorter, Marc Merril talked out of his ass and someone who actually knows the industry took him to school. Now everyone's mad.

>set your damn priorities straight, Riot.
They've got them right though, Cassiopeia is at the very bottom of everything.

>Leona skin
Welp. I guess i'll have to buy RP now.

>Jayce's 0.4 bonus ad ratio goes through

They need to make a sub-class called "commanders" or something, where it specifically describes champions who control their own set of minions.

>Holy fuck you can just picture how annoying team fights will be vsing that shit, the lane will be absolutely cluttered with summons

Someone organize a normals game with new Yorick, Zyra, Illaoi, Heimerdinger, Azir, Malzahar, etc and record this.

I want to see how much of a clusterfuck it is.

STOP BANNING JHIN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

but everyone here says monte is wrong because hes gay

>" Whenever someone is close to death, Yorick can decide to bring them back using a vial of holy water around his neck."
Where does it say that? I'm not seeing it anywhere on his abilities.

>excited to see gp nerfs
>read it

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

New yorick seems really gimmicky.

he's your worst nightmare, or your guardian angel

ARE YOU READY FOR CHAMPIONSHIP ZED GOOD GOYIM?

>draven buffs

the fuck

Wow, they actually addressed what GP's actual problem was.

Weaker laning phase, weaker ult early game

Wut?

I wonder if his new voice will be god-tier?

Thought it concerns me that barafags are already jumping onto this guy.

this entire teamcomp is outplayed xD

The ult nerf is actually pretty big.

HELL YES!
Riven will be buyable this time, isnt?

That actually looks nice.

No.

Fuck you.

Sincerely yours,
user

>Zz'rot Banner Maiden of the Mist top lane
>Tp bot lane and start pushing
Just imagine the meme builds.

No people are just pointing out monte's butthurt because of his attempt at trying to get rito to pay him more for MSI and rito said no. He also had previous beef with rito because of TDK/renegades fiasco

>Buffing Vi
I could stomatch these patch notes but she had to fucking ruin everything

As a jungler, is it supposed to be my job to win lanes for feeders and stop them from feeding after the laning phase is over?

BTW, Championship Riven will get re-released.

Current championship riven owners will get this

What a terrible teamcomp

so everything hes saying is wrong because hes butthurt

>monte's butthurt because of his attempt at trying to get rito to pay him more for MSI and rito said no

How dare he ask for a fair wage, that spoiled little prick.

Take your 40% and like it

>Muscles
>Beard

This is all a character needs to get a huge surge of porn

>tfw when I just found out standing in the full duration of gp's ult does 1k damage

>He's uh.. well.. uh... splitpushing! farming! late game!

HAHAHA THERE HE GOES AGAIN GUYS

THIS GUY SURE LOVES TRUNDLE, I MEAN SHIT(HEHEHE) HE COULD LITERALLY EAT HIS SHIT IF HE WAS REAL AND ASKED HIM TO BECAUSE THIS GUY SURE LOVES TRUNDLE

HE WOULD DRINK HIS URINE, LICK HIS SWEATY FUCKING ARMPITS AFTER A LONG DAY OF FEEDING TOP LANE AGAINST ANYTHING WITH A RANGED ATTACK, CLEAN HIS FEET WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT SENPAI THIS GUY WILL DO IT BECAUSE HE SURE LOVES HIS "HUSBANDO" SO MUCH DESPITE PROBABLY BEING SOME STUPID FUCKING LOW ELO NIGGER WHO CAN'T PLAY HIS "HUSBANDO" FOR SHIT

BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE HES HERE IN THESE FUCKING THREADS EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. REMINDING YOU THAT HE'S TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH SOME UGLY FUCKING FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT WAS DESIGNED BY PEOPLE WHO STUDIED ART FOR YEARS AND HAVE A UNIVERSITY EDUCATION JUST SO THEY COULD PIECE TOGETHER A PIECE OF SHIT THAT WAS MEANT TO INVOKE REPULSIVE SIGNALS IN PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT TROLLS ARE MEANT TO BE = UGLY FUCKING BAGS OF SHIT WHO ARE BRUTES

BUT NO HERE HE POSTS THE LONE WARRIOR WHO IS ABSOLUTELY MADLY IN LOVE WITH THIS PILE OF GARBAGE, I MEAN LOOK AT HIS 30 PICTURE FOLDER OF TRUNDLE WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED HES ABSOLUTELY DEVOTED??????????

LULU FUCKERS BETTER WATCH OUT THERE IS A NEW FUCKING DELUSIONAL MONGOLOID ON THIS PATCH AND HES READY TO OUTSHITPOST ANYONE JUST TO PROVE HIS POINT ON A MONGOLIAN VOLCANO 360 MOUNTAINCLIMBING BASKETWEAVER FORUM

Who would have anticipated that one

::^^))

>CHAMPIONSHIP ZED

No.

>over Trundle, Ekko, Lucian, etc

Fuck no.

What a waste of a choice, considering that he was banned 70% of the time in almost all elos.

As a jungler your job is to win the game.
Do it however you please.

OY VEY

He'd have a point if it weren't blatantly obvious that Riot has been trying to kill lane swapping ever since it debuted

What he doesn't understand, and what Riot does, is that lane swapping is absolute poison for the LCS and league esports. It's dull as shit and basically guarantees that entire swaths of champions are going to be permanently worthless. It's bad for buisness and bad for viewer interest, and Monte is acting like a crybaby for not realizing that those are thing worth caring about.

and an exclusive ingame texture that adds a crown and some textures to blade of the exile

I wouldn't know, I only skimmed those posts and ignore them.

this is the third time riot nerfs GP with the intention of "if you take him down, he will stay down"

and just like the other two times it won't change shit because he still gets ridiculous amounts of gold

it's actually some 2k damage taking into account upgrades

...

It needed to be a mid to fill out the teamcomp. Trundle was a top/sup, Ekko was primarily top, lucian is ad

That Zed is cool (Ill probably get it)

But why is he getting it?

Is it because everyone banned the fuck out of him?

Will Reckful ever be good at LoL?

He said last night it's a lot harder to play than WoW, but I think he will struggle a lot with LoL due to his lack of RTS experience

user, he's looks like the mc of 90% of bara doujins in existence. Barafags won't jump onto him, Yorick was thrown into a pool of barafags.

NO MASK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>those veigar buffs

NOT OK

thats pretty rad desu

looks like a power ranger

why the fuck do people still pick assassin junglers
a splitpusher or tank is infinitely more valuable than a shitty assassin with low income

Is Darius' ult supposed to make you stop autoattacking?

When will they remove or rework Singed from the game? Such fucking abominable cancer.

No one even plays him but few trolls so Riot has no excuse.

this is when everybody realizes the skin is actually pretty shit

im just wondering why people attack monte when trying to say that hes wrong

>not bloodmoon Zyra
I'm disappointed.