You're given $1000 and given 10 days to make $10,000

viagrandad
viagrandad

You're given $1000 and given 10 days to make $10,000. What do?

cum2soon
cum2soon

wait for correction so i can btd with x15 leveraged index fund. easy.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Laugh at the stupidity of the people giving me $1k to do the impossible, then go to a casino roulette table, put it all on 00 and walk away

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Sell popcorn on public land outside movie theatres for half the price the movie theatre is charging.

Cheese it fast if someone calls the police on me for selling food to the public without a license

likme
likme

Why make $10,000 out of $1000 when I can turn that $1000 into $0?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

have my lacky roland find a company that highly values their employees
buy said company for $1000
turn around and tell the previous owner i will fire everyone unless he buys the company back for 10x the price.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Make a Backpage ad and Suck 50 dicks for $200 each

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Buy a poorly advertised car for 1 000 $, polish it up a bit and sell it for 1 500 $. Repeat with more expensive cars until you reach 10 000 $.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

...so the initial investment is unnecessary.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

buy a gun and a mask and go rob places

Snarelure
Snarelure

bid on a $100k assignable government contract for slightly less than it went for last year.

Turn around and sell the contract back to the company that had it last year for $110k.

spend the $1k initial investment on hats.

Emberburn
Emberburn

buy fake merchandise online. sell it

Playboyize
Playboyize

i'll get some things from army base in Donetsk, then sell stuff to africa, easy as fuck

RavySnake
RavySnake

Always wondered if people made money on this shit. Like buying those fake rolex on the darknet and reselling

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

CFM license is only about 150 dollars if you can pass the test, and peddlers license is like 100 bucks. you still have ~700 dollars to spend on a popcorn machine and oil/popcorn/salt.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Except for the buying an ad part

Illusionz
Illusionz

craigslist mane

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

社長やんけ!

Supergrass
Supergrass

Buy a laptop and a card skimmer. Clone a shotton of credit cards

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

If you think you can do this in ten days youre high as fuck negro

Booteefool
Booteefool

technically, you are changing it by a greater factor so you are indeed doing better.

1000:10000 1:100
1000:0 changed by an infinite factor

askme
askme

buy runescape gold, get it doubled four times and sell it back. Easy 16 grand!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Gamble on 10:1 odds. That's a higher rate of success than literally any other plan being tossed around.

OP the average returns in real estate/stocks is 7% per year. You're asking for 36,500% per year.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I would say he's asking for a 900% return per year.

1000*(1+x)=10000 solves to x=9

Playboyize
Playboyize

Go all in on OPTT this morning 10-30 mins after market opens

Techpill
Techpill

True to an extent, he's asking for it in 10 days, not a year, so 36,400%

Skullbone
Skullbone

You're right, I forgot about the 10 days.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

this desu

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Damn you're dumb

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Thinly veiled "guise how do I make money" thread. Kindly fuck off.

Playboyize
Playboyize

who gave me $1k? what is their business?

I am expected to multiply this figure by ten in ten days with what materials from their company?

I am running it off my own back with no materials?
.ponzi scheme tailored to local demographic
.drugs
.fund disposable apparel and tools for a smash-grab at a local jewelers

what? someone is floating you a grand, but you can't participate in their enterprise/business, this is assuming you don't have a business of your own to turn a grand over on. for a 10 fold payout in 10 days? Yeah, you are basically limited to crime and gambling.

DeathDog
DeathDog

All on meme stocks.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What do?

Stop making leech tier threads on Veeky Forums.

Ok, but seriously.

Buy unknown cryptokek on Poloniex via margin
Shill it for a few days with multiple accounts on forums and boards
Sell it once the price raises hopefully cashing in 10k.
Hope it works

it might not though

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

you absolutely can make bank doing this. the hard part is finding a way to sell that doesn't seem scammy. my best idea so far has been a yard sale. just throw a yard sale in a rich neighborhood, have a bunch of normal shit around and sprinkle a couple fake movados/purses/shoes/jewelry.

cum2soon
cum2soon

get it doubled four times
How?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Its a hypothetical you fucking autist

Spamalot
Spamalot

even if you turned 1k into 2k it would be awsome income. the only way to do something like it is buying good drugs and mixing it to shit and reselling it. wither way its illegal, and will probably kill people. mabe the only one getting killed is yourself.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

explain your gibberish.

viagrandad
viagrandad

lol

w8t4u
w8t4u

Use the 1000 dollars as collateral on a 10000 dollar loan.

RavySnake
RavySnake

1. Find the nigga with the white as snow
2. Don't fuck with any niggas you don't know
3. Drop the shit in some readymade cold water
4. Twist that shit like a knot while it's still hot
5.?????
6.profit!!!!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Multiply it by 10.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

invest all money in stocks
wait for stocks to increase 1-2%
sell
do it again 10-5 times.

EZ

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

buy 51% of the stock in an orphanage then sell it back to the owner for a million dollars

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Pennystocks.