You're given $1000 and given 10 days to make $10,000. What do?

You're given $1000 and given 10 days to make $10,000. What do?

wait for correction so i can btd with x15 leveraged index fund. easy.

Laugh at the stupidity of the people giving me $1k to do the impossible, then go to a casino roulette table, put it all on 00 and walk away

Sell popcorn on public land outside movie theatres for half the price the movie theatre is charging.

Cheese it fast if someone calls the police on me for selling food to the public without a license

Why make $10,000 out of $1000 when I can turn that $1000 into $0?

>have my lacky roland find a company that highly values their employees
>buy said company for $1000
>turn around and tell the previous owner i will fire everyone unless he buys the company back for 10x the price.

Make a Backpage ad and Suck 50 dicks for $200 each

Buy a poorly advertised car for 1 000 $, polish it up a bit and sell it for 1 500 $. Repeat with more expensive cars until you reach 10 000 $.

...so the initial investment is unnecessary.

buy a gun and a mask and go rob places

bid on a $100k assignable government contract for slightly less than it went for last year.

Turn around and sell the contract back to the company that had it last year for $110k.

spend the $1k initial investment on hats.

buy fake merchandise online. sell it

i'll get some things from army base in Donetsk, then sell stuff to africa, easy as fuck

Always wondered if people made money on this shit. Like buying those fake rolex on the darknet and reselling

CFM license is only about 150 dollars if you can pass the test, and peddlers license is like 100 bucks. you still have ~700 dollars to spend on a popcorn machine and oil/popcorn/salt.

Except for the buying an ad part

craigslist mane

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社長やんけ!

Buy a laptop and a card skimmer. Clone a shotton of credit cards

If you think you can do this in ten days youre high as fuck negro

technically, you are changing it by a greater factor so you are indeed doing better.

1000:10000 1:100
1000:0 changed by an infinite factor

buy runescape gold, get it doubled four times and sell it back. Easy 16 grand!

Gamble on 10:1 odds. That's a higher rate of success than literally any other plan being tossed around.

OP the average returns in real estate/stocks is 7% per year. You're asking for 36,500% per year.

I would say he's asking for a 900% return per year.

1000*(1+x)=10000 solves to x=9

Go all in on OPTT this morning 10-30 mins after market opens

True to an extent, he's asking for it in 10 days, not a year, so 36,400%

You're right, I forgot about the 10 days.

this desu

Damn you're dumb

Thinly veiled "guise how do I make money" thread. Kindly fuck off.

who gave me $1k? what is their business?

I am expected to multiply this figure by ten in ten days with what materials from their company?

I am running it off my own back with no materials?
.ponzi scheme tailored to local demographic
.drugs
.fund disposable apparel and tools for a smash-grab at a local jewelers

what? someone is floating you a grand, but you can't participate in their enterprise/business, this is assuming you don't have a business of your own to turn a grand over on. for a 10 fold payout in 10 days? Yeah, you are basically limited to crime and gambling.

All on meme stocks.

>What do?

Stop making leech tier threads on Veeky Forums.

Ok, but seriously.

>Buy unknown cryptokek on Poloniex via margin
>Shill it for a few days with multiple accounts on forums and boards
>Sell it once the price raises hopefully cashing in 10k.
>Hope it works

it might not though

you absolutely can make bank doing this. the hard part is finding a way to sell that doesn't seem scammy. my best idea so far has been a yard sale. just throw a yard sale in a rich neighborhood, have a bunch of normal shit around and sprinkle a couple fake movados/purses/shoes/jewelry.

>get it doubled four times
How?

Its a hypothetical you fucking autist

even if you turned 1k into 2k it would be awsome income. the only way to do something like it is buying good drugs and mixing it to shit and reselling it. wither way its illegal, and will probably kill people. mabe the only one getting killed is yourself.

explain your gibberish.

lol

Use the 1000 dollars as collateral on a 10000 dollar loan.

1. Find the nigga with the white as snow
2. Don't fuck with any niggas you don't know
3. Drop the shit in some readymade cold water
4. Twist that shit like a knot while it's still hot
5.?????
6.profit!!!!

Multiply it by 10.

>invest all money in stocks
>wait for stocks to increase 1-2%
>sell
>do it again 10-5 times.

EZ

buy 51% of the stock in an orphanage then sell it back to the owner for a million dollars

Pennystocks.