If Jesus Christ was alive today, which car would he drive?

If Jesus Christ was alive today, which car would he drive?

Probably a white stanced gti with tartan interior or a white STI. Honda Accord as a DD of course.

prius van

No you fags are wrong.

Christfag here, remember it took him 3 days to respawn.

Not sure why that would stop him.

Accord you summerfag

He'd hijack the Popemobile. Or steal one of their VW Phaetons.

This.

This bad boy

He seems like an Infiniti kinda guy

Jeremiah, 32.37: "Behold, I will gather them out of all countries, whither I have driven them in mine anger, and in my Fury...

>Fury

Volvo 240 that he borrowed from Thor

>FWD turds and rapevans
>in the giant desert that is the middle east

think again

An ass.

That seems more like what Judas Iscariot would drive desu.

No, that's what people who THINK they're Jesus drive.

Quite possibly.

Considering he had 12 apostles to haul around this is the most accurate answer.

That was God, not Jesus

An Accord

Definitely not a corvette

Obviously a Tesla.

>For I did not speak of my own Accord...

I dunno, ask someone who thinks he's Jesus today and ask him.

Okay, so he was a carpenter, obviously I'm thinking a pick up. Ignoring the fact hes middle eastern he strikes me as a Ranger owner. Humble, faithful, pure, unassuming and quietly competent. Not someone who needs a lot of flash, but has to get the job done even if it means going where roads dont go. A guy who would heal his car rather than forsake it for a newer model.

So. Gonna go with 2002 ranger.

It is popular with a lot of guys who are indeed named Jesús...

>implying he wouldn't roll up in a Ghost
It might take you a second but you'll get it

I could buy that

I saw Jesús driving this the other day.

hE CAN PROBABLY DROP HELLA SICK SKIDZ

Jesus was a carpenter

Pull up in a phantom watch them bitches catch the holy ghost

Yeah, and he wouldn't get some faggy crew cab that can't fit 8' lumber in the back.

But he needs room for the apostles

Probably a smoke blowin Bubba Dodge diesel

A white 70 Challenger that will inevitably die for our sins.

The bus or on a bicycle because he's a hippie.

I like to imagine him banging gears in a blacked out 67 Camaro.

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Got a good chuckle out of this.

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arctic white 1969 charger with gold chrome