I like to keep my car impeccably clean. The interior is spotless and generally so is the outside. However...

I like to keep my car impeccably clean. The interior is spotless and generally so is the outside. However, I cannot for the life of me find a way to keep bugs off my fucking front end during summer. I know this is a retarded question but is there a way to make bugs not stick to my car?

spray the front end with bug repellant ^-^

user you're going to have to pay for the damages to my fucking sides

Plexishield

Couldn't find anything on that for cars, although there are a bunch of faggots putting it on their fucking iPhones

Hang this on the front.

Cute

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Is this a troll thread? Got a great solution for you OP, never drive above walking pace.

What brand of intercooler is that?

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Coat your bumper with butter to make a non-stick surface

>What brand of intercooler is that?

R u dum bro?

Says right on it, it's the Swedish aftermarket KILLPEST

Tailgate everywhere you go so the car in front of you hits the bugs first.

Duck tape some frogs to your bumpers so they'll catch the bugs with their tongue before they can stick to your bumper.

Added bonus, frog slime is a great lubricant for claying.

Drive everywhere in reverse

>not having the GDM tyte snow plow mod

Just clean them off right away so their guts don't stick to or stain the finish.

Stay in your basement and order everything online?

lol ur fucking dumb, he was obviously joking

ur fucking joking, he was obviously dumb

Nonstick cooking spray.

Damn imagine a stanced and slammed rabbit rolling up to a car meet with this shit on the front, people would flip

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WHAT FUCKING CAR IS THAT AHAHHA

2000 jetta pretty much i guess

spray it with some sort of spray butter/oil to make a non stick surface. It works.

its literally the same car i have check out my thread blog >

>these Godly trips ITT

But what does it mean?

It's an 02 with leather and all the options and shit. 1.8.

>I know this is a retarded question but is there a way to make bugs not stick to my car?

If you have a truly non-stick paint, it won't stick to bugs. It also won't stick to your car.

one of very few turtle wax products i would recommend

Top kek, but you're not wrong, that'd be funny as shit

That looks worse than bugs

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