not because anything happened just a lot of d2g are autistic shut in neets who often neck themselves
Christian Collins
Traxex decided that I wasn't man enough to wear men's clothes. She had bought some lingerie for me to wear. So for her next date I was instructed to wear knickers, bra, stockings and suspender belt. Her lover for that night commented that I looked sweet but my hard cock was a turn off. Traxex's solution for that was a cage. Her reasoning was sound: her boyfriends didn't like seeing my erection and I couldn't get nasty stains on my lingerie if I wore the cage. It also made her happy and if it made her happy I was happy to do it. Her purchases included some sexy dresses too and beautiful high heel shoes. These all went into my closet. Traxex decided that I needed to wear my girly clothes, my cock cage and my collar all the time when I was at home. She wanted it and I was happy to do it for her. The next night there was a message to wear a full face of make up. All I needed was on my dresser in my room. She told me to make it slutty and she gave me instructions. So now I was dressed as a woman, including lingerie; I wore slutty make up; I had my cock in a cage and wore a cuckold collar. Traxex loved it and so did I. We were more like sisters now. She even had me shopping with her for some more feminine things like jewellery. I had my ears pierced twice and my bellybutton pierced too. She told me she was considering getting me a tramp stamp tattoo too but hadn't found the right design for me yet. Not long after this Traxex came home with two men. One was typical of her lovers; tall and muscly but the other was a little effeminate. She said, "user, this is Jamie. He's going to fuck me. And that is Brandon. He's going to fuck you."
Lucas Powell
From 1 to Puppey. How much is Misery going to regret this?
Juan Hall
>ephey streaming >still without webcam
why even live
Henry Rivera
The last rotten stinky usaian piece of DC has just been dismantled.
The last remaining glimmer of hope for americucks to claim DC is vanished
DC is now canonically EU and EU just placed second at TI.
Blake Gutierrez
Do you seriously think Blitz is worse than the likes of Shane?
Benjamin Nguyen
>Kick NA >Get different NA
Ian Diaz
Reminder that our One True King was taken from us because Valve loves to suck tiny chink cock to the point they removed the KING OF SKELETONS and every non-chink holiday FROM THE GAME ENTIRELY.
William Williams
>that TI6 performance >weak It's gonna be like Secret post-frankfurt all over again, fucking faggots
Benjamin Butler
Moon is pure american you idiot.
Gabriel Cruz
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Colton Gutierrez
The Messiah of NA dota himself, Mason Venne, says Moo is shit and DC made the right choice
Moon is a way better player
Jayden James
>literally 22 - 0 on Timbersaw
Evan Gray
>only have enough time for one game >wait forever for queue to pop >faggot offlaner has an autistic fit 5 min into game and leaves no wonder I quit this shit game
Justin Robinson
мизepи eблaн
Lincoln Jenkins
Moon is SEA leh
Joshua Stewart
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Kevin Thomas
are DC still NA?
Sebastian Lee
>DC shooting themselves in the foot
Michael Bennett
Is Blitz the walking definition of nepotism?
Hes a 5K player that tried to make a quick buck when valve were promoting Dota in Korea and ever since then hes been sucking blood out of the Dota scene via jobs given to him by """"friends""""" like a fucking tick
they are one and the same
Michael Brown
>got rid of the weak link NA shitter. >about to dominate the scene with an upgraded Miracle. feels good man.
Josiah James
depends on whether they win or lose the next tournament LUL
Jayden Lewis
>what went wrong? pls respond
Camden Richardson
Where were you when the globalist cabal was destroyed and their lies abolished?
Ayden Peterson
EU when winning NA when losing
David Evans
>Moo to DC >Moon and Miracle leaving OG >EG not changing a thing
wew
Daniel Price
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Lincoln Collins
>Have a bunch of shit games >Tilt hard, Valve is sitting in and handcraftign these shit games, they're THAT bad >Finally break, RQ, get 5 games in LP despite not being in it once since it was overhauled >Play 5 really good games >The only game that had a raging idiot just left instead of feeding and we win 4v5 >Literally win and enjoy 5 games in a row because team is people that really want to get out of LP >Now have to go back to ranked or normal
Does this happen to other people? Should I stay in LP? What the fuck I heard LP was worse than ever but those games weren't even stomps, just good games overall with supports buying Glimmer and Offlanes not feeding.
Ethan Hill
Moon is honorary Peruvian you retards
Christopher Cox
I'm pretty sure Canada isn't in SEA senpai
Alexander Phillips
>always thought Misery was a good guy >he backstabs Moo even after getting 2nd at TI
What the fuck is wrong with him?
Julian Hernandez
the left one you racist yuropoor
Michael Howard
4 cores on radiant for whatever reason, meme jungle bm with vlads, tiny has blademail for some reason.. I love that trax build desu and >wr upgrading maelstorm
Noah Mitchell
That would be Shane. At least Blitz has some skills and is good as a co-commentator.
Shane is bald, looks like a goblin, probably has cancer and offers absolutely nothing of value in the dota 2 scene and the only reason he's in it is because he's friend of James.
Educate yourself, fool!
Julian Cook
1.Crit 2.Miracle 3. Moon
4.Jew .HoneyLans
really makes you think
Levi Flores
>gameshit >have a bad time because you're playing dota2 >blog on d2g about your bad time
Zachary Smith
How are people so deluded
There are people ITT who think moo is better than moon
Oliver Rivera
NAshitters will always cheer for what they perceive as NA teams, EU teams have to actually work for it and don't rely on handouts
Owen Foster
What hero can I win with when I have carpal tunnel?
Lucas Foster
Morphling invested in a linkens when the enemy team only had a few spells to block. Warlock was allowed to reach critical mass Tiny bought a blade mail for some reason Drow lit up the night >a country can't be white if it has one (1) minority This is why your entire continent is failing.
Ayden Allen
said no one ever
idiot
Joseph Brooks
>America >White
Michael Gray
>I don't like a player because he "backstabs" you seem to have made a mistake this is not reddit
Mason Rivera
>expecting stupid murrikan to know better ?
Joshua Jones
Misery is a good guy. he is extremely low skilled shitter tho, every high mmr player from eu region knows that.
Charles Williams
lion
Hudson Myers
LOL
Noah Smith
EE's new team:
EternaLEnVy Arteezy PieLieDie Moo n0tail
Jonathan Brooks
>Son, you've got a way to fall >they'll tell you where to go >but they won't know
Carter Gonzalez
so you are a moron
Jaxson Richardson
>diffusal blade cant diffuse techies bomb
DOTAAAAAARDS?
Jacob Hernandez
PPD LEFT EG
Camden Cox
>kicking your best player because you're mad him and his mom "stole" the spotlight
lmao
Jordan Ramirez
>EU teams have to actually work for it and don't rely on handouts
All handouts go to the true residents of EU, Muslims, why do you think whites are the working (lower) class over there??
Kayden Campbell
Mike is streaming, lads, and he's giving out modships to anyone who mentions harambe
Luis Peterson
>Btfos himself >calls other morons
Carson Moore
theyre both faggots but redditors will defend Blitz until they go blue in the face
Parker Nelson
>moo >best player of DC surely you are jesting
James Jackson
fuck off im watching ephey
Joseph Turner
MERECLE LEFT OG
Cooper Hernandez
I'm glad that PPD decided to pull that massive black bull rod out of his gaping asshole and stick with the current roster. They're already really good, they just need some stability and more practice.
Sumail learning to control his ego wouldn't be bad either, I imagine he causes some issues
Grayson Stewart
I can only imagine Moo in fetal position being pampered by his mom right now
Nolan Hernandez
artour's mom is a babe desu
Noah Davis
America is not white as I directly implied by choosing the left one there are some brown people here as well and most of them are alright
Jonathan Bell
>mfw trumplets literally getting btfo at every step of the way by EVERYONE
everyone hates you. You're on the wrong side of history
Oliver Foster
MATUMBA LEFT LIQUID
Jonathan Howard
Thank you for Correcting the Record™
Josiah Carter
>Admits america is not white kek
Bentley Sanchez
>check dc website >Says someone is streaming live, check who. >no one is >realise it was moo but was deleted from the roster LMAO
Luke Allen
>Kicks Moo >Lets him back on the team right after
Um hello? Dough tarts? Explain this.
Carter Thomas
literally loled
eurocucks aren't even the masters of their own region
Brody Scott
sooooooo DC is back to tier-5, nice
Brandon Cruz
Of course the world is against us, it wouldn't be fair otherwise. >select all the skyscrapers
Thomas Hughes
Would you a xboct?
Tyler Nguyen
yeah I "admitted" this several posts ago do you have brain damage?
Matthew Stewart
cuck
Jaxson Torres
I think I know the question everyone should be asking
Which team should receive the blessing of Harambe this year?
Luis Powell
>Admits he admitted multiple times his country is not white Kek
A gorilla by the name of harambe was assassinated in the cincinnati zoo a few months ago for having insider information on the Clinton administation being complicit in the 9/11 attacks.
Isaac Gonzalez
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Levi Moore
Miracle on Matumbas stream trolling left and right
Liquid Miracle confirmed
Noah Parker
>there are other Veeky Forumsposters on the 'lag
Colton Gray
>Liquid.Miracle
Apologize
Logan Anderson
I like how 4 days become 2 days for justify an argument.
Cameron Reyes
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Noah Jenkins
>the 'lag
stop that right now
Aaron Edwards
Why is that poor chicken in a trash can? I hope everything turned out alright for that fowl, surely some crazy and no doubt unsafe things must have happened for it to find itself in that situation
