ITT: user's guess the last time you had sex based on your car

post your rides and others will judge how long it's been since you were last laid, if even ever

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My body is ready

This morning. Nobody with enough money for a corvette and enough confidence to buy a daki isn't getting some.

Forced ass sex, daily.

I can agree with this.

A week ago to your 5/10 THICC gf

fuck it

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6-8 months ago or recent cheap dive bar one nighter
A month ago by either shy asian girl or chubby sloppy latina

if you're anything like my buddy with a GN,
>a week or so ago
>no gf, but random hook ups.

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>Fucks his hand hourly

lol surprisingly correct except it wasn't completely random :^)

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The answer may surprise you

30 seconds ago. Drinking Gatorade right to now to go at it again in a couple of minutes.

fucked in the ass by your uncle when you were 4?

My weekend adventure machine

My daily driver

nice projection

>implying i want sex

Never. Follow-up Question:
>When will this driver will go on a frenzy mass shooting?

Nice GC

Daki is cool too

That wouldn't surprise me at all.

Thank you.

Nope. Guess again

>me

Correct

Wife is on her period so no, 3 days ago the answer would be yes.

See above.
I'm Army so in about 12 months after Trump wins and I can deploy.

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>not letting your waifu be your chauffeur

>Wife is on her period

Get the fuck out.

Why?

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have a guess

Never. Too busy fixing that heap 3 times a day.

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Only once which was 5 months ago by his gf that cucks him every other weekend

Only fucks trailer trash women on Craigslist in Tuesday nights

Fucked a 420 6/10 slut he met on Tinder 3 weeks ago

Virgin

Try hard wigger that never gets laid

Fucked a 60 year old hippie last Wednesday

50 year old fat fuck who has ED and the only time he had sex was with his divorced wife in 2012

Fucks black women on OkCupid every 2 weeks

Eurotrash faggot that never gets laid

Beta white male that barely gets pussy. Last he got laid was with his high school sweetheart who cucked him

Stupid Mexican that fucks his ugly fat wife Maria everyday

Fucks his cousins only in Family Reunions. Next lay will be 4th of july.

Maybe gets sluts who are equally as trashy as he is at local clubs

Eurotrash that plays too much vidya that only time he sees pussy is in GTA V stripclubs

Grandpa who is obsessed with his daughter, last time he had a lay was in 1969

Virgin who is a cooker at the local diner

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Fun game. I bet somebody will be very accurate.

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Never. To busy on vw forums and ps4

you're supposed to judge others when you post your car, i think.

last night

You have a wife probably named heather and after sex enjoy cigerettes in bed

I'm doing it now.

All the time. When your bf comes over

>newfags don't remember that we used to love that shit on Veeky Forums

No one cares Grandpa.

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I've never been on a VW forum except to look up how to do certain things and yesterday I sucked my girlfriends cock :^)

>being driven around by a headless corpse.

6 months ago before you got locked away for making meth

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nope, I am a 20 year old and the last girl I banged was a ratchet light skin off tinder about 3 weeks ago

who did you take to prom then?

Also post pics of girl

Week ago, you probably have a wife

Month ago, right in the centre of a gay bukkake


Never

also....who the fuck goes to prom when they're 20?

I never went, so I don't know

>pram
that was like over two years ago bruv. my now ex, but we were dating at the time

and I didn't save any pictures, who takes pictures of every girl they fornicate with

Hint: I attend a very liberal university

your posts earlier made it seem like it just happened...

and idk MAYBE BECAUSE THEY STAY A MATCH ON TINDER AND YOU CAN FUCKING SCREECAP. Admit it, she was uggo

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>she was uggo
like I said, was a ratchet. sometime you just gotta do what you gotta do.

and yeah I went to prom when I was 17 and then 18

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Yesterday

Took the knot, cried just a little.

nice fucking dentside meng
>also your sister, 4 weeks ago, you haven't talked since

>he didn't take photos with his prom date
You think we believe this for a second

oh that? desu I am fine with plastering my own image on here but I really wouldn't want to do that with others.

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Why the fuck are you still here

I fuck my gf when she is on her period, helps her a lot with her cramps and sets her in a good mood, you should try it.

You have a gf but have never had sex, you just let her cuck you.

So never then.

Very recently and you made him squeal like a pig first.

Sperm queen

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Is that the new Porshe 912?

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So, a month ago by either GOAT or shit? Dammn.

With your dog last night

1'n'ahalf weeks ago and is there a babby seat in there for real? That'd be so fucking cool.

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Either a lady, a gay man or a neet who regrets not buying a miata instead, so either way. Never.

Damn, I didn't expect a serious answer...and one that's right.

There is indeed a baby seat in the back. Rear facing infant seat even! My 8 month old daughter has ridden in it for a bit over 6 months now.

>ever buying a Miata when S2000 is possible

>Never
Thats correct sir

>posting your dads car
fuck off faggot we know from the last time you posted that pic.

well

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a year ago. you're still thinking of her
a month ago. it was dirty
never

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anything between never and yesterday, really. since we're on 4chin i'd say never though

November. To a 30 year old hah (I'm 19)

that's a long dry spell. but that's a nice car for a 19yo so godspeed

muh v8