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waifus and lore living in harmony

waifus, lore, wrasslin and harmony

>majdaddin_m_alhasi
>alhasi
cumtears drew this?

cats

A while back someone posted a picture of his waifu with the original filename intact, saying some kind of praise for her, then they deleted the post a few minutes later. People came to the conclusion that he was samefagging, and some retards haven't let it go.

I don't remember how the "mistel and cumtears are the same person" meme started, but it seems like there are people who genuinely believe it.

It's Fredas Morning!

Early for WHO'S GOING TO GET PRINGLED NEXT in the ring in /TESGW/?

I knew that he was a sandnigger all along.

YOU

I want to know this aswell.

ARURUN

It's even worse, he's Indonesian.

I'll be making him a public follower for those who want him, so I'll come back and post a link once finished, and upload to Guardly. I'm out of here now.

alfiqoh

Make pringle lewds with the loser this time

jesus

Are you hoping for a boy or a girl, Snek?

Appreciated.

It's just baseless shitposting. Those same anons also think that Freir is my alter ego.

just stick to cannothaves, at least it's better than donotwants

>trying to deflect
fuck off and die retard, and take all your shitty waifus to the grave with you.

I'll be looking forward to it, sera.

S-she looks so soft. How much to pet?

Cats are pt cute. I wonder, if Khajiit purr, do they also enjoy pets?

I have no clue what you're talking about friend.

Waifus and stuff

A Kaarina rematch would be neat.

Do you have a hankering for some pringles?

hopefully nobody

>I don't remember how the "mistel and cumtears are the same person" meme started, but it seems like there are people who genuinely believe it.
It didn't help that Mistel joked about it for a while. I don't blame him, though. It's kind of funny just because of how ridiculous it sounds.

You hungry, fuccboi?

>both waifus have the same gimmick
>both posters talk in a similar manner
>both waifus are edgy mary sues
>both posters are terrible at writing stories
Yes, it's pure (((coincidence))) goy, nothing to see here.

Only if they want/ask for it.

post big fat cat tats

Yeza Ronzo

Here's your (you).

Don't forget, before he fucked off for a month, Cumtears mentioned that he has another waifu that anons genuinely like. One user mentioned the possibility that it's Mistel, and the rest is history.

>Mistel actually port things to UUNP
>Cumtear is a colossal retard who probably have trouble copy pasting

Really makes you think, uh ?

Thanks, I'll have to bookmark that for later

>mistel
>Mary-sue

I don't think you know what that term means.
Don't tell me you are the same retard that keeps posting this dumb shit.

Mistel is literally just a vampire who is a nightengale. Compared to Cumtears who is literally a DBZ character

unless.
UNLESS

HOL UP
SO BE SAYIN
*spits out ashyam*
THAT ALL VAMPIRES AND SHIET
*eats sweetroll*
AYO ALL VAMPIRES
*teleports behind you*
ARE CUMTEARS?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Kill yourself retard

no one likes mistel though

Would like to see Vlad and Bha Jeera fuck some shit up

I like her.

don't be an enabler

Mistel's cute, wheareas cumtears is committed to either jagged or complete round potato face with shit makeup.

>Aywhaa Follower still in the H O T F I L E S when Enderal don't
Something is rotten in the website of Nexus

So far we have
Kaarina vs Anne
Snake vs Spookytree
Camembaire vs Yeza vs Arurun (Tables)
Vlad and Jheera vs Ser Knight and Brynden OR Veit and Jo

What else ya got, need 7-14 matches in total

Mistel makes nice UUNP conversions

And it just so happens that Cumtears also uses UUNP! This is all just a huge series of coincidences, I'm sure.

>vampire-killer vampire who works for the Dawnguard despite the fact that Isran hates all vampires, yet somehow he makes an exception for Mistel, who is also a Nightingale who is blessed with supernatural powers from Nocturnal
>not a mary sue
Hmmmmm.... This certainly rouses my brain.

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

Hot Files are only up for a week.

Jo needs to actually fight this time

Makes Bonaparte fight.

It's called "shit taste".

All you have to do to get into the hotfiles is make a hideous glamazon with stupid hair. Maybe add some face paint. Make sure she has big tits. Slap on Bella's and upload her. Congrats you've got a thousand endorsements.

/tesg/ should do an experiment with this some time. Can we engineer the ultimate nexus follower?

Last time Bonaparte fought he lost.

I like Mistel, he's a really nice poster with a nice character.

Bonapart vs Ak'Chazar, battle of the bones.

I'm not who you quoted but, wouldn't by definition, a mary sue be somebody who is a red haired nord in iron armor with a shield and 1 hander

because I don't think that means what you think it means

>Can we engineer the ultimate nexus follower?
That's sound like a good idea.
Don't forget to give her some weird name too, something maybe fitting in an anime or a strip club.

>This entire fucking post

You mean the same Isran who comes around to Serana by the end of Dawnguard?

I know you're memeing but come on man

Being a vampire in the Dawnguard, maybe after a Speech check, should have been a feature in the vanilla DLC and you should have had the option to be a vampire vampire-hunter or to destroy the Dawnguard from the inside. Of course, fuck player choice. Thanks Todd.

And you retards actually fell for it. Mistel is the identity he uses for "contributions" and Cumtears is the one that he uses for shitposting.

Enderal currently has 2,271 endorsements.
Shit follower currently has 177.

Hot Files works the same way now as it did when it was first introduced.

gotta see some Ser Knight action

Someone run a stylometric analysis on Mistel's and Cumtears' writing.

I guarantee you it'll come up completely different.

If you still need any matches, can Kathniel get one? Against anyone. Maybe against Thalmor.

do her hips look too wide

Go back to Tekken.

Why don't you put on some armor that adds a little bit more padding first?

>too wide
This triggers the Arurun.

Got anything for me, chief?

Does anyone else have this happen?

>running down the path
>see an object
>it has a low quality texture
>have to immediately go find a mod that improves it

Against someone else though. Vlad already has done enough damage to his career.

Kathniel vs Vidanya

>against Thalmor.
How about Vidanya?

why would i do that

Natalia vs Mistel

what sorcery is this

Autism is pretty common on Veeky Forums, yes.

Sometime, yeah.

Nice thumbnail, bro.

So that it's even harder to see what you're character's body looks like when you're asking us about their body you fucking cunt

I downloaded a retexture mod for the Clothing Iron. So I can understand ya user.

I don't think that mirror matches are possible in WWE 2K14.

eyy that be neat. I think.

Why isn't Mistel in /tesgw/ yet?

I think he was asking if the outfit make his hips too wide?

How about Natalia vs Triss?
yep thats the first thing i put down when you mentioned Thalmor since she is literally the last one in besides Auris

>Natalia vs Triss
Alta better be involved in one way or another.

Sounds good to me.

Post a picture we haven't seen before, dated today.

Have your adventures taken you anywhere interesting today /tesg/?

You didn't say that it has to be a TES screenshot.

Did you turn your ENB off or something? That lighting looks like hot garbage.

Why are you in Cambodia

that's what I was asking yes
it's my fault for not clarifying

>tfw you go to the bathroom and walk out 1.8 kg lighter

whatcha din tesg?

I am saying it now. Post a picture of Natalia dated today. You just fixed her face didn't you? Lets see something new.

>2K16
>PC
So why hasn't Brave used this game instead of 2K14 for TESGW?

who the hell are those two?
is WWE really rehashing old characters already?

...

Mistel is cute ! CUTE !

Calling it "fixed" wouldn't be accurate...
imgur.com/a/wrYex

Konnor and Viktor, The Ascension. Illuminati-themed jobber tag team.

no, here at least until 2017

well damn, from that picture it looked like the WWE was remaking the Road Warriors

My old ass was about to rage