N/o/rcal General, temperature running in the 90s edition

Stop pretending to be his mom weirdo.

NorCal sucks. Deal with it

>implying Calvin Wan isn't just a meme

> actually got a tiny bit of miata footage

wew

Oh my fuck did you get any air-time on that part towards the end of the Onion? Those bumps must have been fun for traction.

Onion Valley is the best driver's hillclimb in CA

mr2 radial swap when

youtube.com/watch?v=Tc5BbgwpV4Y

You forget to mention he's your wife's son

Don't you mean not my lover's son? Calvin came out of me like all of of you have came in me.

Nice one Mazda 3.

Oh dear, is there a Mazda 3 around getting into the PCD service? You should let them know their car is too slow to compete and to quit before they embarrass themselves.

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OK guys, there was a ton of shitposting last time so we went to Ringer. After talking it over at last Ramen Touge we're going to go with Harry Hofbrau for this next meet.

Don't pretend you're at the top of the PCD game anymore, ms wan. You're stuck living in the past. These days our personal transport cruiser is leagues ahead of your dorito shitbox in terms of comfort, cargo space, usability, storage area, and there's more room.

absolutely disgusting

why do socal meets get tons more people than norcal ever does

We do meets more often and don't announce them as far ahead.

That keeps it to a small group of regulars, which is probably for the best.

>Having a bunch of shitty cars rather than a large diverse group is cars is for the best
Nigga SoCal blow NorCal the fuck out. And you can't even say NorCal is better because you have dumbasses spinning out at every other meet(you have a shit load of meets).

Everybody else came to the first couple meets and stopped going.
Most normies can't do far away camping trips anyway. Socal just has the same meet over and over again.

a dumbass that spins on a turn 400 miles away from home is a better driver than the sadboy who hits the apex perfectly for the thousandth time on Angeles Crest because that's the only road he's ever driven for the last ten years

> 19:12:18
How the fuck

it's a brz posts without his trip again episode

>Tuesday

I'm really sorry mate, that really was an accident.

Are you fucking kidding me I'm not coming if you guys are eating weiners

you didn't come last week either so what's the difference

Haha I wish, I'm way too autistic to leave shit like those two dots under the first line of text there.

i was there but really fast, no wonder you didn't see me

i got sick of waiting at alices

Sounds like fun.

>mfw you let your dad drive the car for Father's Day and he parks and feels around the steering wheel for thirty seconds trying to find the keys

Some asshole dinging my door at the restaurant was almost worth it just to see him search around before I had to tell him its a push-button ignition.

What's with the massive influx of NorCal shitposting? Are they just jelly we have Mrs Wan to cook us Zhá jī without using our GBP?

Turning this into a better thread, who's going to AX? We can show s/o/cal how we crush and over steering.

I haven't been to AX since 2003. Is it worth going to still?

whats AX

you mean weeb expo in LA

Yes, Folded Katana Expo in LA.

why would you do that to yourself

just order the figs from ami

To pickup underaged cosplay honies and bang them back at my hotel room

Because that worked so well at fanime

cosplay chicks are fucking crazy

stay away from crazy

This is true.

*damaged cosplay honies
ftfy

There are pros and cons with daddy issues.

This is also true.

youtube.com/watch?v=lGTHS5HoQOE

why is neon always trying to get his dick wet

there's water pipe construction at the start of """""the""""" 9

good thing we don't drive that road

>not getting your dick wet

At the start at downtown saratoga genius

why would anyone be there

krcrtv.com/suspect-on-the-loose-after-burglarizing-redding-neighborhood/40143838
Reddingfag strikes again, bear maces a cop, almost gets busted
>tfw that's for impounding my mystery machine
>inb4 hello, redding police? it was reddingfag case closed bacon niggas

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>ethiopian food meet when?

I wouldn't go to Ethiopian with you autists. I actually enjoy the food a lot and don't want my meal ruined.

>eat ethiopian food once
>given a sponge on a dish
>told its bread
>eat it
>its a sponge

only once

Should've went to Little Ceasers and got their bacon wrapped 'Go 'Za

Spotted the bus rider.

tasty sponge though

>likes afro beans and collard greens with mediocre sponge pancakes
Tapas or GTFO

that's what i'm going to eat RIGHT NOW

crazy ones are the best ones

you need to get the right kind of crazy
>dmamaged goods

>the nigger knows his father and I don't

bro neon is barely black

hes maybe 1/8 black at most, full on octoroon

>going to Tapas after 2004
Spotted the poorfag who couldn't afford the current gourmand trends

sorry i dont want to eat artisanal food truck boiled eggs

>not just going to an izakaya and ordering chicken karaage, yaki ika, takoyaki and oden
git gud

>not just getting the most basic bitch of all Japanese food who's name sounds more weaboo than sushi
The only thing you're good at is being a weaboo faggot who doesn't know anything about food.

>not enjoying the fine delicacies of a salaryman visiting a bar after work
I'd feel bad for you user, but that'd require giving a fuck about you.

Also
>calling someone a weaboo faggot on here like it's a bad thing

should I buy a chevy SS

Get a GTR, it's faster than the new Corvette.

max budget is 50k

get a ute

Shit, with that budget you should get a Corvette then or a first or second generation Dodge Viper. I bet you're way too pussy for a Viper though.

i'm buying new

i'm not a cuck that buys other people's used goods

>I'm not a cuck
>should I buy a Chevy SS
You're a cuck, you're just the kind of cuck that preps the dealer bull. Someones got to do it though, it's a big job that only the finest bull preppers can accomplish.

BRZ and I talked it over on Facebook and the Ramen Touge 11 will actually be a pizza meet. It's a lot cheaper and all of the autists that don't eat oriental food will be able to get some food they like.

>tfw got cuck by a camery

I have fail everyone. Cant never attend meets anymore.

No you didnt. BlueBRZ never let anyone get inside his pant unless it BlueBRZ. Stop lying.

> being a weaboo faggot is ok just because you go on Veeky Forums

> """buying""" new
> paying more for a worse car
> living in a cuck town in a cuck state

you're a fucking cuck

i dont eat dairy

pizza is better without cheese anyway

I know little Calv. They have Papa's Wings and Poppers. They even have honey mustard for the tendies.

Where all da white women at

psyched to get so 'go 'za. I'll be there

what's 'go 'za

It's Chicago Pizza my dude xD. It's great after I get some 'apps like 'chos with 'penos

taps from muchachos with penos?

Half-black, actually.

Definitely going to AX, and I just found out that 4-day pass for Veterans is 50 bucks. Fuck yeah. Only problem is you have to purchase it in person.

Appetizers like Nachos with Jalapenos. Do I have to spell everything out for you?

Army weaboo. Thank god we didn't have any of you guys outside of the motorpool.

69% nigga

it would be 'tizers, not 'apps