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Alright I've finally given up on International Ranked. It's like Low Priority.

>its a /pol/ thinks they are the default Veeky Forums culture and everyone who disagrees with them is something they don't like

Actually it's a
>redditor thinks you have to be from /pol/ to dislike nigs
episode

>non-whites

Why is hitbox lagging like shit?

Thats not what the post i replied to says nor what i implyied

Why are you putting words in my mouth?

because you aren't using livestreamer my friend

Why are thirdies so subhuman, members of the gulag?

>2016
>Not being white

Explain yourselves dotards

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FOR THE LOVE OF POTATO PC! Force Client to preload dota map during match find! Request

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Litterally deleted Bug

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They came from behind Video

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this is why we need perma-bans Complaint

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As a RAT Player I want to see my TOWER DAMAGE at the end of a game. Complaint

like I said racism isn't' allowed outside /pol/

see you in three days ;)

Since "white" seems to mean "cucked nu-male with atrophied muscles which likes taking it up the ass" these times, then sure, I'm definitely not white.

>win forced loss game
dotards?

are you implying you reported him?

This game is literally made for babies and man children with it's cartoon artstyle and quirky characters shit, can't believe how cancer gaming is now. It is made from the ground up to sell towards females and kids 8-16 yet somehow has this huge following of 20-28 year old neck beards, just mind boggling.

How much of a feminized nu male cuck must you actually be to play this shit for more than 10 minutes without going white and feeling completely embarrassed for yourself?

gaben & icefraud are gonna skull fuck you

ummm.... dotards?

.... oh my god i just..... i can't. the fucking racism here. you people are ill literally shaking right now..... wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable. ill never understand this......place. it feels like after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst..... blatant racism child porn spam animal abuse anti semitism holocaust denial woman hating homophobia fat shaming off topic adult cartoons the list goes on and on....... the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult...... are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!! disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!! i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...

preach it brother

this game is fucking awful and so is valve

Literally no better than /scv/ at this point. Same shit happening - a handful of faggots who think they're fucking hilarious making the same obvious and crappy shitposts over and over and over.

>tfw won a battlecup

Also when is bamboe getting replaced with literally anyone else so kaipi can atleast become a tier 2 team?

morphling

dotabuff.com/players/79218894

valve is awful now BECAUSE of doturd 2
its unimaginable how a single game (because this doesn't deserve the designation of a "genre", since every single "different" game is the same) can be so trash.

Dota killed Warcraft 3
then it killed Warcraft 3 custom maps
then it killed World of Warcraft
then it killed Blizzard
then it killed StarCraft 2
then it killed RTSes in general
then it killed Valve
then it killed Dawn of War 3 (before it was even born)
and it shows no signs of stopping

>Oh no my dynamic IP address!

Stay non-white, subhuman.

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

t. blizztard

Quite impressive how a little custom map killed so many shitty games.

>dota is a peruvian containment exe

>The shitskins who play it get tricked into thinking they belong on d2g, a general which exists for esports, on a board which exists for esports

really makes one wonder

dota is like a midas of shit
everything it touches turns to shit

literally deus ex released like a week ago is turbo trash
why?
they did a dota announcer and touched the shitty hand of midas

How the flying FUCK is Arc Warden supposed to be balanced. He can kill pretty much anybody he feels like on mid at 4 mins and just snowballs of raping supports with literally no fear of reprisal because he can do it all with his illusion. Am I just a baddy? At 4.8k nobody seems capable of beating this guy.

now this is an excellent post
based

video games are fun with friends

Post MMR, "friend"

>queue with 2k mmr friend
>get dragged down to his tier
>wreck shit

Amazing

i-it's a beta

>play this shit game
>get frustrated

wow who would have thought

>Friends.

Here you go friend
I mostly queue unranked with my 2k friends, but I did get to 4.3k solo before

The effect is muted if another enemy unit is near the target.

i'm not even jelly that looks way too impractical

um dotards?
explain this

That's huge

>walk into the river where the creep wave is
>get ganked and die

who will be the DK , Team Secret and OG of TI7?

Obviously Waga's team. He's literally the best mid player in the world right now.

How is OG like either of those teams

there will never be another team DK

Wait nevermind, you mean being the favourites and then dropping the ball.
Not about being the all star team, I'm retarded.

thank you based DHCPbros you are my greatest ally

>iceiceice is like 'what the fuck?'

lol

It's clear the only thing that can save The Gulag at this point is POSTING SHEEVER

what is the chance of morph getting nerfed next patch?

>It took thousands of games for him to get what I was at after a few dozen

>And this is after MMR inflation meaning he is actually 2.5k MMR back then

You're trash kid

No that's too kind

You're radioactive waste
You are a god damn biohazard

Queuing for a game in peru right now lads meet you there

scv is much better than d2g tbqh

>Hoped for monkey troubles troll
>got something even worse

>i-if I report him h-he will go away

that really wew'd my lads, fellow lads.

what do you mean lad

calm down autist

...

Disgusting

>Pathologically hating women on a Cantonese fighting fish husbandry forum

>Kshitters
>Good

>Queue on USE
>Team full of spic names
>We get shit stomped while they all shout in monkey at each other

Really... makes me think....

>not pathologically hating women

mad because extremely bad

I calibrated at around 3.5k whenever ranked came out but I've never made a serious effort to grind ranked because like I said I mostly just play unranked with my 2k friends and enjoy video games.

I'm glad you've found joy in improving though, user. Keep at it friend.

>join game
>There are non-whites in it
>They are subhuman and ruin the experience

>join life
>there are non-whites in it
>they turn the cities into shit and ruin it with crime

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

>Calibrated around 2.5k pre-inflation
>Knows he's shit and can't git gud

>Damage control by claiming he "isn't even trying"
>Continues to blog his giga trench adventures against megashitters

hmm it's almost like you can notice a trend here
really activates the synapses huh

I love that Icex3 reaction to the team, just like "wtf dood it was just one game"

>non-whites involved with something
>Said something gets ruined

Really lights up the brain in an fMRI study..

>implying

>it was just one game
it was a Bo7 they won after losing the first 3 games tho

Assblasted RTS cuck ITT.

WHY IS IT NOT POSSIBLE TO CHECK WHO IS A TEAM AND WHO ISN'T??

>conspiracy by valve so we cant complain about muh "solo queue"??

you can. their hero preview things in postgame are grouped, just like they were before. lmao try being observant you 1k shitter

why peruvians love pudge so much?

videogames are fun with friends!

FUCK OFF

Well.. I can't flame them for being a team then can I?

who /hailrake/ here?

>he spent thousands of hours playing dota

yeah but im just saying his reaction, just iceiceice, looks like "wtf guys?"

Reminder to use grid view and not card view. Don't be a filthy pleb.

meh

pogba will win this one for the boys

How to tell if it's a game ruined by stacks:

>game is shit
>cores feed and are way out of their comfort zone
>awful supports that don't even know basics
>lanes don't make any sense and people refuse to move to where they should go
>half the team isn't actually trying to win

>Trying to win and tryharding.
>Not just having fun
Check out this pleb.