What car would you recommend for this professional furry?

What car would you recommend for this professional furry?

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Well, he's a failure. So, a corvette.

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Crown Vic, the choice of the true autist.

So where's yours?

Are you saying that furries are autists?

I'm not an autist.
Yes, 99% of them.

>furfag
>pony fucker
>can't say for
>not an autist

The latest furry survey says 4%; you're off by a factor of 23

I like this one.

Toyota yaris or Mini clubman

>implying they are self aware
>implying most autistic are even medically diagnosed
Nah man.

Not a ponyfag
I don't see the problem with fur 2bh
Not an autist

>still trying to justify being an adult and wanting to fuck animals
>not on the spectrum
Kek.

If they are not diagnosed, what makes you think that your pulling "99%" out of your ass is even remotely accurate?

Are you @swifty_swiftfox ?

I'm not a fox; they're walking fleshlights for everyone else.

All furfags are the same, humans.

I've been to fur meets.

And you diagnosed them there?

Get a subie. You'll fit in with the fuckbois, wiggers and Bernie supporters.

>sub-humans

ftfy

Top kek

Yep

Well, they say gay guys like to drive Miatas. So, a Miata I guess.

>Texas
Ford F-150

>Texas A&M
Chevy Silverado 1500

>Texas Tech
Ram 1500

>TCU, Baylor
Toyota Tundra

>SMU
GMC Sierra 1500

>Rice
That Cadillac pickup they made

>Houston
Chevy Colorado

>North Texas
Chevy Avalanche

k

Veeky Forums loves furries, such as pedobear.

>mascots
>furries

nice try

mascots =! furries as mascots represent something more than themselves with their characters.

furfags only represent themselves.

but you're wrong nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=4NjPAEhag30

Honda Fit :^)

Based on what other furries have, either a Falcon or a V8-swapped Volvo.

Why is Veeky Forums so obsessed with furries?

Veeky Forums loves furries but they're scared to admit it.

Anyone who does not love furries has no soul.

i live in texas, i'd say swap tcu / baylor and htown and your good user.

so le angry ute would go to Houston and become le purple drank ute?

It's not, just so happens Veeky Forums managed to get stuck with some.

>resident shitposter is one
>Veeky Forums has highest percentage of tripfags, tripfags trip for attention, furfags are attention whores, QED
>cars are the number one killer of furries
>Regular Cuck Reviews still fucking exists

Not so much Veeky Forums being obsessed with furries as it is the other way around and we'd rather they not.

Because Veeky Forums has a very difficult time not taking itself seriously, and furries are a fucking joke.

Opposites attract.

bumping a furry thread

A bus ticket to Texas A&M.

What would happen there?

he'd get fucked up

yiff in hell

reported for being a castrated furfag

bump

why the fuck are you bumping this?

I hope your dick gets the shrinks.

I picked The Tundra for them because it's expensive

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yiff in hell

t. summerfag

Is that positive camber?

>UT
t. austinite

>furfag so assmad he literally couldn't reply to this

archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15311966/#q15312066

told you I was better Alphonse

Fuck off back to /a/, autistic weaboo.

This is Alphonse. Point and laugh at him.

t. furfaggot

yiff in hell

Negative now

t. weaboo

You're already in a hell of your own making.

>says the dogfucker

stay away from animals, raping them is a criminal offense in most places, and it will get you jailed

pic related, your dogfucker ass

Weaboos do not get to address normal people. You need to stay in your basement until you're cured.

>you will never ever be an autismal furfaggot

oh man, my life feels so much better now

I will never be an autistic weaboo because I'm not a brain damaged reject.

>tl;dr I enjoy fucking dogs

sorry couldn't make it past there, you are subhuman trash and should yiff in hell

>wants to have sex with a dog
>"I'm not autistic, brain damaged reject"

kek, keep sperging dogfucker

The deranged ramblings of an autistic weaboo may be dismissed without comment.

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>"dismissed without comment"
>yet he replied

lol dogfucker is literally rageposting

don't forget to yiff in hell

Sub-human dog fucker here.
MFW Porsche in driveway
MFW Dope ever so plentiful
MFW Alpha male
MFW Your my bitches

Hur

Dur

Here's another since it makes you so mad.

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why would I be mad, im not autistic sub-human garbage that feels attracted to animals

it doesn't matter what you reply, you are the dogfucker, you lose by default

you are mentally ill, seek help or yiff in hell

>watch Initial D
>become the top pro drifter in the world

You're a weaboo autist and you do not get to arbitrate victory or defeat.

im not a weeb tho, I know how triggered fur-trash gets everytime someone posting anime tell them to yiff in hell, so consider yourself rage'd

now, kindly enough gas yourself, dogfucker

lol i left the thread and this dumb cuck is still raging

alphonse(me)>weaboos

>Furry
>Not losing at life

Kek, delusional

Before you get any better, you need to acknowledge you're a weaboo.

>literally ragequitting because he couldn't arguee this


Ford confirmed BTFO

t. summerfag

>y-you're a weeb
>m-maybe if I keep saying it it will be true

kek, don't you have a dog to rape, humna trash?

>literally can't arguee

KEK!!

BTFO!!!

You're a weaboo with autism and the sooner you come to terms with this, the sooner you can get help for your condition.

t. summerfag

sorry, as I told you I couldn't make it past the

>I am an autistic genetic waste that enjoys having sex with dogs

mayeb you could kill yourself?

B

t. summerfag

ITT: SUMMERFAGS BTFO

>mfw weebs and furfag arguing who's normal

Jesus ya niggas are insecure af. If you defend how you guys consider fucking a onahole or your pet as losing your virginity, that still ain't normal. I don't hear a nigga saying he fucked a dog/hug pillow at the bar,like you guys ever go to those.

i'll make sure to post it everyday to remind you Ford can't beat a 25 year old mazda

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the difference is weebs are not attracted to animals, but to the drawing of a human

pretty much what porn used to be before the invention of the camera

furfags however, they want to rape an animal

>ford lemans wins
>4

>mazda lemans wins
>1

kek, btfo
I'm literally black though.

see

>literally 4 times the experience
>still can't lap it faster than an old mazda

Ain't no different to a black weeb doe, baka nigga
Yet ya both still can't get a real woman lmfao

>so assmad he can't even quote the correct post

Alphonse as a shitposter is finished

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yeah but here's the thing, a weeb might get laid if he bangs an ugly girl or a whore, a furfag doesn't want a woman, it wants an animal

but I want a man; I don't like chicks

>excuses
BTFO!!!
>wanting women
t. summerfag
t. summerfag

Hahaha, an ugly fat bitch is just a fucking landwhale, not a woman.
Weebs confirmed for gay

>but I want a male dog

ftfy

>b-but muh lemans wins
>Ford still slower around la sarthe than an old mazda

BTFO