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DESERT STORM OPS SOON

GET IN TS

>Inb4 CAP has its hands full again and the rest of the package bitches at them

>he is this mad

Will you feature the Mirage?

>Harmless alone is shit posting
>Harmless is arguing with him self
>TS fags aren't totally proud about the fact that they bait him all day every day

They're all the problem to be honest.
Infact I'd go as far as to say the ones starting it are worse than he is.

Every time I've been in the TS with him he was cool to me and didn't do anything like what is happening in the thread.

>being a grown-ass man
>acting like a 12 year old
>in 2016

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Just wait until you disagree with him and he gets petty and venomous. man's an arse

Platforms are as follows:

A-10C, A-10A, M-2000C, F-15C, SA342M, UH-1H.

Red has MiG-21s and 29s, but the 29s aren't available right away.

why is hoggit so fucking autistic

>harmless throwing his toy in the thread AGAIN
Whats this like take 6?
It almost been 3 threads in a row now.

LOL

I see one post from him and a fuck-ton from you and your butt buddy.

I have.
I'd rather him make his jokes than get lectured by some cockney British "I'm so much smarter than you because I know everything" man.

you him and Kerri can fuck off and play arma with your /tacg/ shitters then :^)

>waste my time downloading 20+GB of open alpha last night
>go to bed
>get up, try to play some
>it didn't even include the motherfucking terrain.
>t-minus 6 hours until I can play
>supposed to be doing ops on this shit in 3

I hate ED so god damn much.

Remember to hide and report shitposting

Is there a tanksim on the fucking planet that has a fully-modeled sherman? All of them seem to just be panzers and T-34s and shit.

>we don't shit post!
>only Harmless does!

You are all truly cancer

Desert Storm Ops are in Caucasus senpai, not enough people have Nevada to make ops for it yet.

>Getting bullied by spergs on teamspeak
>Even worse by foreigners
fucking BETA cuck
remove yourself whoever you are harmless

>implying I want to fly with you bunch of rabid shitposters

It's adversary support for another virtual squad.

4x F-5s vs. their FC3 babbies who are literally too dumb to use F-15 radar well

Sorry Hamtard, but /everyone/ is smarter than you.

>harmless acts like a child
>even going as far as to go "fuck you guys I'm leaving forever" when he gets BTFO
>next thread he's back and getting ass blasted again
How do you defend this literal manchild?

why live?

that was mean

Desert Storm ops do look fun, but I have a prior engagement is what you should take out of it.

The screenshots from /simg/ ops that get posted generally look pretty dank

Not defending him at all.

Just pointing out the fact that you all are just as bad if not worse.

Can /simg/ stop acting like fucking children for once? I don't mind a bit of bantz but this thread has been filled to the brim with shitposts from Craig and his shitty meme squad.

Keep your TS drama out of here you fags.

Post
plens.
D:

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lol imagine an anime where its like a highschool in japan but instead its like topgun lol an d so all the girls fly their favorite plane and have to fight eacother to become TOPGUN get it xD

>Can /simg/ stop acting like fucking children for once
>as he slings shit at craig

fuckoffdudeicanshitpostifiwanttoyoucanttellmewhattodoyoufuckingfaglord

>BMS IS SO MUCH BETTER HURR DURR
Holy shit that is worse missile behavior than DCS god damn

You're the problem.

this is the power of BMS

someone post the one with like 4 mig-29/mig-21s that just randomly decide to push their noses into the ground

Gundam 0083 is the closest we'll get to a Top Gun anime.

id whatch thta lmao

>not Macross Plus

Gundam has cuter mechs.

DESERT STORM OPS STARTING

GET IN TS RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW

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when are eagle dynamics releasing the bf109? the spirefire dogfights are getting stale when all you can do is engage hueys and the las vegas strip....

>firing a slammer into a merge
>not expecting this to happen

treat yourself

Just an old F4

Oh wait

>superior AI to DCS

nice meme, they don't even know what altitudes they can get away with doing a loop at.

I don't know what you were expecting the 120 to do. That worked as intended for once.

>spitfire vs bf108 when?
>my face when
>imagein engaging dogfights in aircraft my fac when

Stop!
pls
:'(
F

xaxaxaxaxaxa )))

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The bf109 is already out bro... but the bombs don't work and ED wont fix it.

NO
GET DECADENT CAPITALISM AWAY FROM MIG

>tfw dumbest person on /simg/
>tfw banking stupid ammounts of money doing a job more complicated than 99% you
>tfw going to college for free ($0.00)

Damn dudes. I can't keep getting away with it.

Calm down senpai we'll take it dow...oh

I still love you harmtard

Even tho you do take bait too much.

I gotta keep them happy or else they might lose all reason to live.

>Shitposters killing themselves
This is a bad thing?

>meanwhile in the control tower bathroom

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It is.

They are just so smart and have such potential.

It'd be sad to see them go without putting their big ol brains to use for the common good.

Ayy.
Plane said he's gonna be late so here I am, kicked back, relaxing, and enjoying a nice night of responding to bait.

It's the heart of winter and this cutie knocks on your door and asks if she can warm up by your fire and drink coco. She's clearly really cold. Do you do it?

Yes, but to be honest I would be asking her if she can set me up on a date with pic related.

of course.

Tovarisch, is that even question?

Socialism dictates that I must help a fellow proletary in need. I can also have her intake vodka to operate that radar.

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I'd shoot it's wheels and send it to gulag after reporting it to the appropriate authorities.

Clearly this mig is an imposter and a spy. Real Mig-21s only drink ethanol based coolant. If you help this fake you are to be send to gulag aswell.

Glad you liked it.

Such was life in the early Soviet Union.

Дa.

Tovarish, for identifying this capatlist cyka, you are being promoted to Pod-Polkovnik in NKVD.

It is your duty now to protect Soviet citizens by sending them to gulag.

Soon amerikanski spies disquised as "simulation enthusiasts" will attempt to steal plans of TOP SEKRIT Mikoyan-Guervich 25 Foxbat Intersceptor

You must take these plans and protect. You get order of Lenin for this)))

This is just sad

>the placement of those pylons
So what happens when the wings are forward?

What the fuck, Sukhoi? I get that it's basically never supposed to go slow, shit still looks stupid.

>fire active guided missile into a merge with friendlies
>bogey gets killed leaving only friendly in missile's FOV
>not expecting it to track with its own guidance

The pylons probably pivot.

Adds mechanical complexity but you keep some stations on the sweep wings.

The pylons do pivot. Same thing happens on the Tornado

Have some DeHavilland goodness
>tfw TF doesn't cover late war and you can't fly one of these beauties

Is BeamNG and Ar*a with realism mods allowed?

>BeamNG
Yes.
>*rma
No.

>no qt nige to sit next to while you bomb the Gestapo twice in one night

This. This is why infantry cancer is not to be tolerated.

>I admin a BF4 server

Even the Blue Flag admins are calling him out on his shit.

the A word with realism mods doesn't cover enough features of vehicles in game to be considered a good vehicle simulation game.

>muh infantry sim
A true infantry combat sim would be boring as fuck because it'd be 90% waiting around, cleaning weapons, sleeping or wanking.

I don't think it was posted as a "look bms sucks" but the opposite. That's what is supposed to happen.

I locked up a target, declared and fired. Had no idea a friendly was merged until after my target MiG crashed and then I saw a second explosion seconds later.

There are 3 variants that would be fun as fuck to fly in IL-2 TF
Coastal command with a 6lbr to pop ships, Fighter/Bomber with 4 cannon and 4 mg and a bomb bay and the sanic fast bomber photo recce version

>shitposts all day
>im at work guise im important
>bow down to me
lol no

Thank you.

>he doesn't get payed a salary
>he doesn't get payed to browse Veeky Forums

Bow down till your knees touch your forehead.

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harmtard btfo

>his salary is less than a manger at McDonalds

>not including the good bits
missed a trick

Does he not know that he has autism?

Factor in BAH which right now is an extra 1000 free bennies, plus the fact that I don't pay for half the stuff the average person does (insurance, school, housing if I lived on base etc) and its a lot closer.

I also work probably half the hours of a McD manager.

Everyone knows Custard is a genius. Mostly because he never misses a chance to try to remind everyone.

He is really smart because he knows more facts than everyone else. True intellectual.

Glad I'm the conversation in the TS when I'm not even there. Custard sounds cute when he's flustered.

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fly
what do you think I am, an autist?
anime girls are for fugging.

Also I just now realized where Custard got the idea for harmtard.

He put both of our names together.
Honestly that's really cute but I'm not sure I'm ready for that kind of relationship.