Don't burn the casserole, don't get the counter edition
>Official Website
playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
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>Wiki
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>OP Pastebin
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>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com
>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net
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>Overwatch DPS Sheet
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>shitty countdown for sombra who cares
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hana song
>tfw you burn the casserole on purpose
DON'T TELL ROADHOG
Gabriel Reyes ass
How does it smell?
everyone's in here
Reyes why you do this ;_;
Like Lena's tongue
Like puppies and strawberries
like giggles and happiness
What if scatter arrow only had 3 arrows, but gained one for every 10-15 meters the arrow flies?
Scatter kills are too free as it is desu
Fuck off with you OC WIAFU DO NOT STEAL
It's Deviantart tier and not Overwatch related. Also this thread was made before yours.
every hero has free kill skill on a 200hp shitter
Like THICC
what are you talking about? this thread was made first, its not even about op's art
we follow the rules
The other thread was posted in the previous thread before this thread, and also has more posts/replies. Don't worry, we'll use your thread once the other thread is filled
Who can make our beloved Jesse happy? Maybe Pharah since they both love JUSTICE! but they seem too similar. Those types of relationships fizzle out. When he was young Ana may have taken an interest in him because Jack loves Reyes and not her, but that ship has sailed. I think that these days he and Zarya would be nice together. He has the kind of smooth, romantic masculinity to make her blush and feel like a young girl again.
>Enemies put up a good fight
>Ask them if this is easy mode
PUT ME IN BLACKWATCH
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hana long
Nice...
very impressive...
>always gold medals
>always lose
lovely
my experience on quickplay almost every time
Scatter arrow as it is can do 400 lad, so I dunno what you're on about
Anyone else like the default skin for 76 the best. The coloring is just nice.
>I need healing!
>I need healing! - Low Health
>I need healing! - Critical Health
Why do some people pick healer then go on to never fucking heal?
dead game
>people still playing Mercy
>sitting at 10 health next to ana
>need healing emote
>nothing
>ask in chat
>then voice
>nothing
>are they are taking pot shots at random enemies
>decide to stand in front of her scope and steal a Fucking heal
>"stop blocking my shots faggot"
Our soldier had gold for healing that match, he had maybe 1k
Because I sure do love when Pharah asks for healing while hiding on the fucking tallest building of the map and I have to wallride it with Lúcio like if it's the fucking WTC.
>payload
>sit my healing ass, which every healer, on cart
>people not near the cart may or may not get heals
Only way to play payload. You wanna Fucking live? Get on the objective. The moment you start your one man army shit, you are agreeing to go it alone.
I'm talking about shit where I'm standing next to them practically screaming to be healed. People who ask for health across the map or after they jump solo into 15 bastions can fuck off too.
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Shit thread, cancerous. Im gonna head back to the good real one that came first.
Also you didn't even post the discord link, no wonder no one is showing up.
>Discord: discord.gg
cya fuck-o, you had your chance and ya blew it.
post naked version
dead game
Seconding.
other thread is active
Speaking of which, anyone else hoping that Sombra will have red hair? Dyed, animu, or otherwise?
The cast is really lacking in the ginger department so far.
>Red haired hispanic
I like playing an assasin type character in a game. How exactly does that make me a weeaboo? Doesnt matter how I play genji good or bad i get called a weeaboo almost every single game and it s really frustrating when the whole chat is spammed with: look at this fucking tryhard mad weeaboo. If genji players are weeaboos then widowmaker players are sluts junkrat players mental retards reinhardt players 70 iq retards that can only hold down m2 and can t aim at all. And the list can go on. Please stop insulting people just because they like to play a hero more than the other ones. I think we all have some mains and aren t going to use every single char in the game. Ed: I don t think "widowmaker players are sluts junkrat players mental retards reinhardt players 70 iq retards that can only hold down m2 and can t aim at all". That is just if we think with the mind of a player that cals genji players weeaboos. Every player can be insulted in some way for playing a certain hero.
never forget
>copy paste into google
>it's from reddit
I expected no less
what the fuck is that
>"I like playing an assasin type character"
>"How exactly does that make me a weeaboo?"
AAYYY LMAO BABY WHITE FAT NECK BEARD KEK WEEABOO AYYYYYY LMAAAAAAAOOOOOO BABYYYYYYYY
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>BLACKwatch
>Reyes was a spic
Brownwashing in action, people.
Oh oh oh oh oh
D.Va style!
One for the collage?
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Why are there so many D.va players who only use her cannons on medium and long range?
Why are there so many Overwatch players who are clinically diagnosed as mentally handicapped?
Because D.va is literally retard bait. Have you seen her defense matrix?
Post games that have triggered you beyond the breaking point.
>be genii attacking hanamura
>get triple kill with ult
>almost entire enemy team dead and my team on point
>one millisecond away from winning
>fucking widowmaker grapple hooks from above.
>my team is so incompetent yhey can't kill her
>she survives long enough for her teammates to return
>we don't win the game
>tfw cucked by a fucking blueberry
Every single game practically anymore. I have nearly half my play time as one person and if I play as anyone else either no one picks tank or if they do they have no idea how to actually push. It's pathetic, I just want to play other heroes for once.
>2 minutes for a solo queue game
>on a weekend evening
Dead fucking game
>get legendary white mariachi reaper skin
>equip it
>too afraid to play Reaper because I've only logged 2 hours on him, but people will assume I'm good because of the skin
>be level 50
>Constantly getting matched against pre-mades and level 200+ players with gold weapons
T-thanks, for keeping my queue times down to 10 seconds
Such is life and death.
Is the hate against Ana players justified?
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Slam into the Iris
>Junkrat ult
>Gained by hitting a few errant grenades
>Can climb over modest walls, jump
>Has a few HP, but can come out of nowhere
>Kills everyone
>Reaper ult
>Gained by shotgunning soft targets and teehee'ing away
>Can be stunned, Reinhardt ult'd with proper positioning
>Could technically kill Reaper, but nearly impossible if you're in the kill zone
>Kills everyone
>Hanzo ult
>Gained from multiple headshots by hitting people in the shin
>Straight line, often telegraphed
>Kills everyone
>D.va ult
>Gained from holding down left click for a minute
>Huge radius, but blocked by walls
>Kills everyone
>McCree ult
>McCree is actually okay-ish since the nerfs
>Still, his ult kills everyone
>Tracer ult
>Can only play the hero in a very narrow number of matches, with a narrower list of enemy heroes
>Ult gained by extremely high-risk attacks at close quarter
>Technically unstoppable if you stick it
>Effectively single target
>Won't kill a tank
I know that Tracer at least gets some play in competitive - so she's no Mercy - but as a scrublord tier player, I have a really difficult time justifying playing Tracer when there seem to be so many other options that can murder entire teams by themselves.
I love her playstyle and the character, but my god.
How's this for a D. Va buff.
Her alt. fire in her MEKA is her pistol shot so she has long distance damage options.
>tfw your friend votes other team genji because he is colorblind and thought it was his team genji:
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Tracer's very much a single target character. Focus on the backline and use your pulse bomb to assassinate a support. Bonus if you can drop it on a Mercy and she pack flies into her team, kek. If you can track heads you'll build ult in no time.
xth for smuga
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>play Ana
>see a Genji in no particular danger wanting a heal
>he keeps doing his retarded infinite wall climb flippy bullshit
>can't fucking hit the mess of hit boxes flying through the sky
>everytime I line up a shot he either sticks to a wall or does another flip
Nigger stop jumping around like a cat with a blender up its ass and I'll heal you.
Anyone have that "leaked preview of the new map" that is just a MS paint picture that basically describes every single fucking map in the game.
>pack flies
PANIC flies
May or may n0t help you, but make a custom game, enemy team all ana, set to headshot only, damage modifier 200%, play any character with hitscan. Believe it or not, this has immensly helped my horizontal aim in general, though you have to keep doing it every once then again. Unless you're trying to hit Pharah, then good luck, that shit wont have helped at all.
Also, the true fact pros don't want you to know: Turn down your sens. Get a big mousepad, set it so that a full side to side is a 360 ingame, and practice. Will feel like shit at first, once you get used to it, you might as well join MLG and get your Doritos sponsorship.
>"You have been designated!"
What did she mean by this?
>be in American game
>everything is super easy; people are basically on bot level of skill just spamming smiles, memes or cuck
>be in European game
>the skill level is average, people speak mostly Russian or insult each others nations/families
>be in Asian game
>oh my fucking god, die every time out of nowhere, everybody is polite
Asian servers = patrician.
>has two revolvers
>only uses one and not both at the same time like Tracer
>no cool af double revolver fight style
WASTED
we need to go further
thicker
She doesn't need anything to supplement her offensive capabilities, it's her tankiness that still needs to be addressed with stupid shit like this
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A good Dva supported by her team is already oppressive
>good with projectile
>shit at hitscan
>practice hitscan
>become shit with projectiles
S76 is the perfect thick
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that would be op af
>technically unstoppable if you stick it
>play Zarya
>Tracer fag runs up and sticks me
>press shift
Tracer players are like fucking mosquitos, all they do is annoy people all day.
But he's not thicc at all. still perfect tho
>Absolutely destroy people with projectiles as Pharah/Zarya
>Gets forced to play Mcree/76 in Comp
>Gets up to top 1% percetile
>I'm now not enjoying the game because I had fun only playing Pharah
You can utilize the hit-scan heros more than the projectile heros because there's more hitscan heros.
So you still won out. Congrats.
>Nanoboost is ready
>tab and see Genji also has his ult ready
>ping him
>he goes in, I ult him
>he doesn't actually go in
>he sits there and spams ADADADAD throwing shurikens at them
>he waits to ult AFTER the boost has already worn off
>I can aim Mei's ice arrow like a fucking sniper
>suck dicks as Hanzo
>I can get consecutive headshots with D.Va's pistol and melt enemies
>I can get 4 headshots with Lucio's balls too
>Suck dick as McCree/Soldier
>Someone tries to teabag me
>He forgets about Junkrat's teabag protection
>play s76 a lot
>hit and quickly kill everyone I aim at, literally massmurdering everyone I see
>start playing Genji and Hanzo for couple of days
>improve aim and manage to get only headshots with Hanzo and precise hits with Genji
>can no longer hit fucking anything with s76
I'm not sure I got good or shit
THIS
>full HP Reinhardt with ult, standing on first point in hanamura, the worlds easiest 6 man ult dancing about in front of him
>nanoboost him
>he sits there the entire duration with shield up
>misses his ult completely as soon as nanoboost is over
>charges into bell
>dies
>RYUJI NO KAY OH KEN
>Genji rapes my asshole
And that's when I stopped playing Ana forever.
>Junkrat's teabag protection
Best reason to play him
>Pharah blows me up
>lands on me to tbag
>dies
Good Zenyatta skins when? :(
That's probably one of my favorite things about Trash Bandicoot's passive.
>Nanoboost a Winston
>They immediately pop enrage and proceed to do fucking nothing
I can't believe teabagging is making a comeback in the first place
fucking moonmoon
>play as D.Va
>ult is only around 60% charged
>moving up with the rest of the team right behind
>dig in for a moment to scatter the enemy
>"You're boosted! Get in there!"
>panic and charge into the group of 3 enemies
>boost and melee instantly
>pound into a couple of them
>they run
Uh, thanks, Nana? Would have liked a little warning, but whatever works.
Holy shit your right. That's retarded. Is it maybe that he grabs the other revolver out of its holster and replaces the other one when he does his roll and that's how he instantly reloads? Otherwise he's got 6 perfectly good shots slowly corroding in his holster for nothing.
>playing junkrat
>run into symmetra den with the portal
>her whole team leaves the portal
>I die, blow up
>one final blow, but I damaged everything and everyone so get quad kill
>POTG
hooley dooely