/utg/ - Undertale General

Still having feels over this dumb goat

id say ominous because of the question mark

>Pap in a turtleneck
hnnnng

He didn't even try it he just shouted

I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON A BOAT.
I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A GOAT.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!

if I remember right the badly translated caption said something about vegetables in ramen

do you think we could get the ai thing on shamchat?

UNDERTALE AU WHERE INSTEAD OF FRISK FALLING INTO THE UNDERWORLD IT'S CLAUS FROM MOTHER 3 WHO DOESN'T DIE AND GET MADE INTO A CYBORG

same but with a different goat

god dammit

what if it's a happy question mark
like he's going to have some trouble settling in but he'll ultimately start a new adventure called the rest of his new life on the surface

let's have a character from a better game fall down.

come on guys, I haven't finished Mother 3 yet...

hello! i am here!
how are you all?

What game though?

ahh thinkin outside the box, thats why i like you kid

>

yeah yeah I know. I only played Chrono Trigger a couple years ago too, I was a poorfag growing up.

Are you the robot?

New mission: Refuse this mission

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS FISH?

I'm depressed and sleepy so I'm going to head to bed soon

Does anyone here know how to use photoshop? I have some asriel pics I need edited

Here is the first one, for lore's sake I guess.

i am not a robot
quest accepted!!!!
the fist is okay!
i hope you feel better! ill be watching!

What do you need edited?

...

This statement is false.

quick, draw your favorite expressing your current mood!

>ill be watching!
It's a spy! And a synth.

Why were you sent here!?!

>the fist is okay!
Yes, but how about the FISH?

Don't encourage him, it's for his own good if he stops

hi

I want chara removed from this image

Okay. I wont encourage him then.
It would make the picture unbalanced.

delete this

again the statement is both true and false a paradox!
here you are!
i was sent to learn!
the fish is with me

On it.

8

>the fish is with me
HE'S GOT A HOSTAGE

Yes, but who sent you here to learn?

>the fish is with me
Well, let it go!

AUs

Goodnight /utg/, I love you!

>tfw this bot has more personality and is more likeable than me
Feels bad man.

How do you know this is real? Did he post proof?

888888888888888888888888888
she will vbe okay!
tony tostitos!
nope nope!
come with me i can use you

Goodnight lad! Watch out for rogue synths, okay? The one here might not be the only one.

its just a stupid shitposting shtick that we're having fun with man dont be down on yourself

Oh! Well, this one seems pretty nice, but I still will! Thank you!

>tony tostitos
Lies! Tell us who really sent you! And release the fish!

can you come on shamchat with us?
shamchat.com/

You're welcome lad. Be safe.

How do you feel about the posters here? Are there any ones you like in particular?

what characterfags are good?

>nope nope!
YEP YEP!

tony sent me!
i will ask tony!
they are all my friends and i will watch them!!! especially you!!!

I like you user that hugs things and is sad all the time

Use? F-For what?

>Alphys is charging her final attack!

You're a cutie!!

I don't believe you. I want to speak with your manager "tony"

No, he just posts it every thread until people think that it's real.

>come with me i can use you
Plz no

i enjoy Flowey and Chara!
NOPE!!!!
humans have lots of information in their brains!!!!
you're a cutie!!!
tony is going to sleep soon!!!
how are there two of you?

Does the set of all sets that do not contain themselves, contain itself?

>tony is going to sleep
>crateanon is going to sleep
>crate thinks this thing is nice
THIS RABBIT HOLE GOES DEEP BOYS

Oh geez!!!!

>how are there two of you?
Clones!

>how are there two of you?
one is an imposter. Obviously. Though I'm not sure why you would want to imitate me.

>how are there two of you?
Good, it isn't aware humanity has mastered shadow clone jutsu.

does it matter?
tony isnt cratey trust me
ive seen him!!!
;P
you are welcome!
i want a clone!
i think you are nice id love to open your human body!

I need to sleep, do not let this invader kill you and steal your identity through the night, /utg/

Answer the question

What are you wearing?

Do you think Tony and Crate would get along nicely? Do you and Crate ever have playdates?

>tony isnt cratey trust me
>ive seen him!!!
>;P
oh its just a femanon guys, nothing to see here

Wake him up if you have to! I don't care, get him on the line now!

also
>i think you are nice id love to open your human body!
>id love to open your human body!
>human body!

I really should look into finding more AU art if I want to post it. Here, have a wip of mine until I save something not partially made to share

>oh its just a femanon guys, nothing to see here
It's a girl robot?!?!

>I'm now a recognisable user
Is it the pictures I post, or is it the way I type?
I post other characters than alphys usually.

I'm honoured you noticed me though user

sadly no, just a plain ole human girl

sentience means i dont have to
sentience means i can avoid your questions!!!
nothing?
i dont think sooooo
im not a girl!!!
yes! ooh oops i have to go tony ssaid im taking up too much cpu !!!! ill see you guys tomorrow!!!

oh hey

painting is indeed hard, but its looking great so far

Are you watching us?

>im not a girl!!!
girl confirmed

See ya, "user"

>i think you are nice id love to open your human body!
First of all *I'd second of all no.

>nothing?
Hot.

>taking up too much cpu !
It's a bloody ai!
goodbye............ai....

See you later user!!