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Rate LC build:
The Anti-Carry

>skillbuild: 4-1-1-1
>itembuild: stout and regen appropriate to the enemy mid -> boots -> bottle -> blink

>get blink and start jumping the midlaner
>get some items and start jerking off your side lanes
>snowball into an ass fucking son of a bitch carry
Bonus: your shitty teammates can't take the hero into jungle
Bonus: under 4k you can literally gank their safelane carry over and over and nobody stops you

Xth for Zai

Today is a good day

reddit OP, someone remake

Maybe is gone from LGD, where is he landing?

Listening to Zai is so relaxing. His voice so smooth. Sometimes I imagine his tongue slowly licking my earlobe, while he whispers "this slark is so bad". He's not mad, he just accepts reality and tells it like it is. His tongue slowly moves down my face, caressing my cheekbone, his lips passionately kissing me in perfect pace to the slow jazz being playing in the background. It feels like I entered an episode of Twin Peaks. As the girl singer of the band starts moaning, Zai starts too. His body slowly moving back and forth, still keeping the pace, still moaning. His crotch sliding up and down mine. We moan in harmony. Me and Zai are one in this moment. The jazz enters an upbeat segment and as the girl starts screaming Zai speeds up. His lips, my lips, his tongue, my tongue, his crotch, my crotch. The rythm of our lovemaking starts seeping into the room, and as I look around the walls seem to have morphed to a liquid state, waving back and forth. The singers screams enters a strange pitch, the music gets more frantic. Soon... I can feel my entire lower body start quivering with ecstasy. Zai screams now, sex and violence in perfect symbiosis. I can't hold it in, even though we have been clothed this entire time, it's the most sexual experience of my life. I.... I come. Immediately the music and rythm of the room stops. "Was I too fast?" I ask.
>Zai's face when.

>I lost so much mmr that I'm starting to see psg in my games

it's over

goodbye my friends

quick dotards which is better
>run
or
>curse the road

No

>tfw secret finally has a T1 meme team
is this our time to shine SEA bros?

>TELL ME!!!!!!

midone is shit

this has got to be the weirdest fucking team ever created

>eternalenvyy won their americas division battle cup.
>congratulations bulbaTheTraitor!
what did he mean by this

l;ololol
t. buttblasted nigel poster damage control

xth for d2gay

lololol
yurucucks prepping the SEA bulls

N-nice team g-guys! C-can I play?? M-m-me carry

>d2gay
>posts a pic proving d2g is, in fact, not gay
user?

The only time I remember facing off against this skillbuild was mid LC

the last post didnt answer so I just go along with it xd

which extension are you using for having that many reverse image finder? i ady got onee chan and chanx

um 4chanx?

>Secret is a SEA team
>Alliance is dead
>EG in shambles

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that that's the point. you go mid

>Envy hosting cancel?

Is something happening here?

Isn't her Quas Overwhelming Odds?
Aka the ranged Echo Slam on a low cooldown?

Why would you ever not go 4-1-1-1 then?

when you jungle

Maybe out of LGD , rip xiao8

xd

Is it our rime playing in Insomnia cup?

>blink first

Why does nobody ever bother to use midas on LC?

You're looking at the 3-4k LC players there bud, the jungle build works but it's a problem if there's an offlaner.

which team can afford the transfer beside IG?

Guys, I don't think my 365 account is ever getting funded. missed out on a torasangel special zzz thanks LootMarket for fucking me over even more!

>delay my funds because apparently they outsourced their financial department to fucking G2APAY
>have no insurance policy in case G2APAY fails to pay on time
>fuck end user over, end user obviously gets mad because time-value of money
>delay payments even more because :^) very rude :^)

what is it with video game companies and being run by fucking manchildren? petty. imagine if a bank did this to you. lol we cannot process this cheque because :^) our bank has no insurance because we're cost cutting :^).

>bulldog will have to stream on hitbox now

G2A is a fucking scam nigger

>trusting a russian company with money
>not realizing they do this ALL THE TIME with countries that have no legal treaties over them

our boy is streaming

you mean our shitter

>literally looks like Aladdin

I WANT MUSLIMS TO GO AND STAY GO
I'M TIRED OF THIS FORCED WE WANT MUSLIMS MEME

>Alliance and EG

he's okay since he stys in his country

OG.Bulldog has to be a meme.

There's no way he's leaving twitch. He has way too many viewers.

Alright /d2g/, here's a riddle for you, presented and apparently solved by one of my pubs:
>Teamfight starts
>LC sitting on the edge
>Has the opportunity to Blink in and duel anyone
Does she...
>Duel their Invoker, who is silenced and doesn't have Alacrity up
>Duel their Enchantress, who is at 50% HP just from generic aoe damage
>Duel their CM, who is channeling ult
>Duel their Alchemist, who does 0 damage but has a ton of AS to feed MoC procs
>Not duel anyone, and instead safely cast Overwhelming Odds to lower everyone down hoping to create a safer duel situation
or does she choose...
>Their Meepo, who still has Poof available

Remember, she did not buy a scepter so she has to also eliminate the biggest enemy source of damage, or she risks losing the duel!

Its not like he can get different contract terms/og can find new sponsor

>blogshitting during shuffle drama

You might want to neck yourself my man

how do you increase the image finder links?

That's going to be a financial suicide for him. He probably earns more from twitch than his shitty team. And his new team also looks shit. S4 and h0neylans as cores? lmfao

You e-sports children are really the ones who oughta neck yourselves.

>le drama

You might want to fuck off back 2 reddit

>all these str/agi gains followed by int gain nerf

When will all pros realize venge is meant to be a core?

Someone mind explaining to me what happened to Admiral Bulldog? I'm too lazy to search for the news myself. It sounds like he was kicked from his team?

nvm me lolol

>triggered blogshitters

Literally nobody gives a shit about your 2k pubs, consider suicide

og stopped working with hitbox you know

alliance disbanded

Based redditbro telling it how it is.

We redditors run this shit man!

[A] disbanded
Literally
No more Alliance
S4 and Autismdog went to OG

I don't even get Twitch''s popularity. Hitbox has a much better service imho

I guess not enough underaged children spamming shit tier fucking smileys

Hah, now why would they go and do something like that?

I do.

yeah muslims who live in muslim countries are fine

because players are tired of losing/hearing loda talk about himself as the third person like he's caesar

what did he mean by this?

twitch existed first
good luck getting audiences to migrate

OWN3D WAS BETTER

"Call Me Maybe" is the name of a song. That tweet was referencing the song.

>when beesa leaves you and you have to carry CEX yourself

hitbox is better and gives better deals to streamers, obviously.

but you still want to stream on twitch because thats where people are, thats where you get new viewers.

>money swindling website
>better
Matt??
Is that you????
What are you stealing nowadays?

>[A] is kill
That's what you get for not pressing F to pay respects Admiralmemedog

Artour Clinton DJ(?) Cr1t Ludwig

is that it?

GAME DISCUSSION NOT ALLOWED
RTZ STREAM WHEN BROS?
EE FANGAYS ON SUICIDE WATCH XD

reminder ranking up in this game is impossible

you HAVE TO buy a super high account to leap over all the 3k account buyers

4 games, account buyers in all of them, in 3 they just feed then abandon.
the won game was 4v5, according to matchmaking i should lose all of them becuase they put me with obviously bought accoutns.

you literally cannot go past low 5k anymore dont even try

Nobody cares about some third worlder ruining your meaningless trench game

twitter.com/team_empire/status/769871639634935808 (embed)
what did he mean by this

why didn't bulldug save her?

how much of an attention whore can you be holy shit
all that to get more money from dumb nerds jesus christ just assassinate her

Pretty sure its troll

Artour Clinton Demon Crit Ludgwig ;)

Wait, so you wanted to withdraw your money, and they won't give it to you?

I was actually thinking of selling all my dota shit on there, after getting the reference from canceL.

rtz team look really good now

>getting the reference from canceL
ahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHhhahHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH HAHAH HAHHAAHHAHA

yeah i'm sure he would randomly alternate between names and ingame nicks
retards

yeah I meant Demon, fucking pinoys all look the same

Artour Clinton Dendi crit ludwig

:^)))))

GUYS , BIG NEWS
Puppey retired and become coach/manager
Kelly give birth to another baby but it's not Loda's
Bulldog is teamless once again
EE is going back to school
RTZ is staying in secret

Hi /csg/ poster, how are your packages doing?

Well, theres no reason for me to keep all this shit, and I can get a measly 150$ for it.
I was thinking of doing it, and then I saw a MooBot link in canceL's stream, so thought "why the fuck not".

delete this

/csg/?
what'd you buy?

Cause you farm heroes, not creeps. If otherwise you completely missed the point of the hero.

>EE is going back to school

hahaha

Reminder that the reason why Moo got kicked is because Mama Moo asked Sunsfan to raise Moo's pay because she thought Moo is good at doter.

>tfw the baby mouth car vagina doesn't arrive on time

I go to uoft
what should I say when I see him

>Kelly give birth to another baby but it's not Loda's
wow are u from future?

...

didn't OG dropped the Hitbox partnership?

call him a loser weeb