>skillbuild: 4-1-1-1 >itembuild: stout and regen appropriate to the enemy mid -> boots -> bottle -> blink
>get blink and start jumping the midlaner >get some items and start jerking off your side lanes >snowball into an ass fucking son of a bitch carry Bonus: your shitty teammates can't take the hero into jungle Bonus: under 4k you can literally gank their safelane carry over and over and nobody stops you
Jack Stewart
Xth for Zai
Chase Long
Today is a good day
Jack Perry
reddit OP, someone remake
Xavier Kelly
Maybe is gone from LGD, where is he landing?
Logan Lee
Listening to Zai is so relaxing. His voice so smooth. Sometimes I imagine his tongue slowly licking my earlobe, while he whispers "this slark is so bad". He's not mad, he just accepts reality and tells it like it is. His tongue slowly moves down my face, caressing my cheekbone, his lips passionately kissing me in perfect pace to the slow jazz being playing in the background. It feels like I entered an episode of Twin Peaks. As the girl singer of the band starts moaning, Zai starts too. His body slowly moving back and forth, still keeping the pace, still moaning. His crotch sliding up and down mine. We moan in harmony. Me and Zai are one in this moment. The jazz enters an upbeat segment and as the girl starts screaming Zai speeds up. His lips, my lips, his tongue, my tongue, his crotch, my crotch. The rythm of our lovemaking starts seeping into the room, and as I look around the walls seem to have morphed to a liquid state, waving back and forth. The singers screams enters a strange pitch, the music gets more frantic. Soon... I can feel my entire lower body start quivering with ecstasy. Zai screams now, sex and violence in perfect symbiosis. I can't hold it in, even though we have been clothed this entire time, it's the most sexual experience of my life. I.... I come. Immediately the music and rythm of the room stops. "Was I too fast?" I ask. >Zai's face when.
Jacob Thomas
>I lost so much mmr that I'm starting to see psg in my games
it's over
goodbye my friends
Evan Ortiz
quick dotards which is better >run or >curse the road
Justin Peterson
No
Aiden Cook
>tfw secret finally has a T1 meme team is this our time to shine SEA bros?
>TELL ME!!!!!!
Carson Rogers
midone is shit
Joseph Myers
this has got to be the weirdest fucking team ever created
John Bennett
>eternalenvyy won their americas division battle cup. >congratulations bulbaTheTraitor! what did he mean by this
Ethan Young
l;ololol t. buttblasted nigel poster damage control
Andrew Lewis
xth for d2gay
Caleb Jackson
lololol yurucucks prepping the SEA bulls
Austin Torres
N-nice team g-guys! C-can I play?? M-m-me carry
Levi Torres
>d2gay >posts a pic proving d2g is, in fact, not gay user?
Joseph Martin
The only time I remember facing off against this skillbuild was mid LC
Brandon Ward
the last post didnt answer so I just go along with it xd
Blake Turner
which extension are you using for having that many reverse image finder? i ady got onee chan and chanx
Jacob Nguyen
um 4chanx?
Anthony Nguyen
>Secret is a SEA team >Alliance is dead >EG in shambles
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that that's the point. you go mid
Xavier Cook
>Envy hosting cancel?
Is something happening here?
Ethan Lee
Isn't her Quas Overwhelming Odds? Aka the ranged Echo Slam on a low cooldown?
Why would you ever not go 4-1-1-1 then?
Kevin Parker
when you jungle
Michael Anderson
Maybe out of LGD , rip xiao8
Aaron Walker
xd
Carson Young
Is it our rime playing in Insomnia cup?
Logan Gomez
>blink first
Why does nobody ever bother to use midas on LC?
You're looking at the 3-4k LC players there bud, the jungle build works but it's a problem if there's an offlaner.
Blake Reyes
which team can afford the transfer beside IG?
Ian Williams
Guys, I don't think my 365 account is ever getting funded. missed out on a torasangel special zzz thanks LootMarket for fucking me over even more!
>delay my funds because apparently they outsourced their financial department to fucking G2APAY >have no insurance policy in case G2APAY fails to pay on time >fuck end user over, end user obviously gets mad because time-value of money >delay payments even more because :^) very rude :^)
what is it with video game companies and being run by fucking manchildren? petty. imagine if a bank did this to you. lol we cannot process this cheque because :^) our bank has no insurance because we're cost cutting :^).
Jaxson Wright
>bulldog will have to stream on hitbox now
John White
G2A is a fucking scam nigger
Jack Hernandez
>trusting a russian company with money >not realizing they do this ALL THE TIME with countries that have no legal treaties over them
Bentley White
our boy is streaming
Alexander Taylor
you mean our shitter
Samuel Taylor
>literally looks like Aladdin
I WANT MUSLIMS TO GO AND STAY GO I'M TIRED OF THIS FORCED WE WANT MUSLIMS MEME
Nicholas Mitchell
>Alliance and EG
Luis Rogers
he's okay since he stys in his country
Aiden Richardson
OG.Bulldog has to be a meme.
There's no way he's leaving twitch. He has way too many viewers.
Angel Myers
Alright /d2g/, here's a riddle for you, presented and apparently solved by one of my pubs: >Teamfight starts >LC sitting on the edge >Has the opportunity to Blink in and duel anyone Does she... >Duel their Invoker, who is silenced and doesn't have Alacrity up >Duel their Enchantress, who is at 50% HP just from generic aoe damage >Duel their CM, who is channeling ult >Duel their Alchemist, who does 0 damage but has a ton of AS to feed MoC procs >Not duel anyone, and instead safely cast Overwhelming Odds to lower everyone down hoping to create a safer duel situation or does she choose... >Their Meepo, who still has Poof available
Remember, she did not buy a scepter so she has to also eliminate the biggest enemy source of damage, or she risks losing the duel!
Ryder Mitchell
Its not like he can get different contract terms/og can find new sponsor
Caleb Clark
>blogshitting during shuffle drama
You might want to neck yourself my man
Chase Wilson
how do you increase the image finder links?
Juan Nelson
That's going to be a financial suicide for him. He probably earns more from twitch than his shitty team. And his new team also looks shit. S4 and h0neylans as cores? lmfao
Julian Myers
You e-sports children are really the ones who oughta neck yourselves.
Colton Davis
>le drama
You might want to fuck off back 2 reddit
Benjamin Stewart
>all these str/agi gains followed by int gain nerf
When will all pros realize venge is meant to be a core?
Tyler Bennett
Someone mind explaining to me what happened to Admiral Bulldog? I'm too lazy to search for the news myself. It sounds like he was kicked from his team?
Charles Torres
nvm me lolol
Anthony Collins
>triggered blogshitters
Literally nobody gives a shit about your 2k pubs, consider suicide
Brody Peterson
og stopped working with hitbox you know
Adrian Cooper
alliance disbanded
Benjamin Barnes
Based redditbro telling it how it is.
We redditors run this shit man!
Jack Walker
[A] disbanded Literally No more Alliance S4 and Autismdog went to OG
Justin Allen
I don't even get Twitch''s popularity. Hitbox has a much better service imho
I guess not enough underaged children spamming shit tier fucking smileys
Hudson Miller
Hah, now why would they go and do something like that?
John Wright
I do.
Samuel Wood
yeah muslims who live in muslim countries are fine
Robert Nelson
because players are tired of losing/hearing loda talk about himself as the third person like he's caesar
Jordan Mitchell
what did he mean by this?
Lucas Sanders
twitch existed first good luck getting audiences to migrate
Cameron Sanchez
OWN3D WAS BETTER
Hunter Thompson
"Call Me Maybe" is the name of a song. That tweet was referencing the song.
Nicholas Davis
>when beesa leaves you and you have to carry CEX yourself
Leo Brooks
hitbox is better and gives better deals to streamers, obviously.
but you still want to stream on twitch because thats where people are, thats where you get new viewers.
Parker Martin
>money swindling website >better Matt?? Is that you???? What are you stealing nowadays?
Cameron Jenkins
>[A] is kill That's what you get for not pressing F to pay respects Admiralmemedog
Ian Howard
Artour Clinton DJ(?) Cr1t Ludwig
is that it?
Austin Sullivan
GAME DISCUSSION NOT ALLOWED RTZ STREAM WHEN BROS? EE FANGAYS ON SUICIDE WATCH XD
Bentley Peterson
reminder ranking up in this game is impossible
you HAVE TO buy a super high account to leap over all the 3k account buyers
4 games, account buyers in all of them, in 3 they just feed then abandon. the won game was 4v5, according to matchmaking i should lose all of them becuase they put me with obviously bought accoutns.
you literally cannot go past low 5k anymore dont even try
Hudson Diaz
Nobody cares about some third worlder ruining your meaningless trench game
how much of an attention whore can you be holy shit all that to get more money from dumb nerds jesus christ just assassinate her
Levi Gomez
Pretty sure its troll
Julian Richardson
Artour Clinton Demon Crit Ludgwig ;)
Jacob King
Wait, so you wanted to withdraw your money, and they won't give it to you?
I was actually thinking of selling all my dota shit on there, after getting the reference from canceL.
John Ortiz
rtz team look really good now
Elijah Watson
>getting the reference from canceL ahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHhhahHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH HAHAH HAHHAAHHAHA
Adrian Reed
yeah i'm sure he would randomly alternate between names and ingame nicks retards
Nicholas Morales
yeah I meant Demon, fucking pinoys all look the same
Eli Fisher
Artour Clinton Dendi crit ludwig
:^)))))
Brody Lee
GUYS , BIG NEWS Puppey retired and become coach/manager Kelly give birth to another baby but it's not Loda's Bulldog is teamless once again EE is going back to school RTZ is staying in secret
Jaxon Hall
Hi /csg/ poster, how are your packages doing?
Camden Butler
Well, theres no reason for me to keep all this shit, and I can get a measly 150$ for it. I was thinking of doing it, and then I saw a MooBot link in canceL's stream, so thought "why the fuck not".
Kayden Smith
delete this
William Gomez
/csg/? what'd you buy?
Ryder Wood
Cause you farm heroes, not creeps. If otherwise you completely missed the point of the hero.
Isaac Johnson
>EE is going back to school
hahaha
Austin Robinson
Reminder that the reason why Moo got kicked is because Mama Moo asked Sunsfan to raise Moo's pay because she thought Moo is good at doter.
Jace Cruz
>tfw the baby mouth car vagina doesn't arrive on time
Matthew Bennett
I go to uoft what should I say when I see him
Angel Carter
>Kelly give birth to another baby but it's not Loda's wow are u from future?