/hsg/ Hearthstone General

How playable are we talking here?

That's literal control aids

I dont get it. What did you change?

>at any point during your opponents turn they can choose to wipe the board

I believe it was used in LoE-era Patron Warrior.

because for a long time the only good warrior deck was control warrior

Blood to Ichor made Pyromancer way better in warrior.

The whackdoo OC is the best OC, I think.

>Friendly reminder of the difference between a real ESPORT and a Meme joke Game

I like the art and the concept, but this would be 100% cancer in control and combo decks.

League isn't an e-sport though, it's a television show

Vanessa > Valeera

reminder that e-sports are a meme itself and shouldn't be considered a thing

Maybe if you're underage

BASED EKOP

FUCK YOU OTK CANCER

...

>""""""""""""esport""""""""""""""
split into several individuals and literally lynch yourself.

>look at old reddit card reaction threads
>they praise argent horserider as an anti-aggro card

its weird how wrong people are about this stuff

>nigger retard deck that just armors up forever is based
>difficult patrician combo deck is cancer
end your life garrosh

>Malygos anything
>Hard to play

Cat trick is fucking amazing,i thought it would be shit
same goes for avian watcher

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Jesus fucking christ

Someone please, just end Gnimsh's misery

His accent is giving me fucking ear cancer

Is Gnimsh casting anything?

Make it 4/6 and then it would actually be a 10/10 card played in all decks that focus on silence and would make Purify really fun because it gives you choice of wiping the board or making it a decent Yeti.

You could justify the stats by mentioning the risk of playing it.

that's lifecoach

Oh wait, nevermind, that's Lifecoach's heavy ass accent, holy shit it's so thick

Sorry just realized the 10/10 is confusing I mean it would be perfect for certain decks.

cmon valeera isn't that slutty

That is a very exposed crotch

the card is massively broken as a 4/3 already

>druid can discover with 1 drop
>mage gets a random mage card

ebin

>no body

whats ur point

>1/1 instead of discover

lol?

>10 mana deal 32 damage

Haha fair and interactive :)

have you seen her?

LUL

Aside from the utter C'thun cancer, this one is pretty cool.

>cucktrol faggots whining that they can't do nothing for 20 turns and win
brings a tear to my eye when cucktrolshits get BTFO by combo patricians

>1/1 is inconsequential
>extra 1/1 boar on razorfen doesnt matter

End this fucking meme already

Haha dealing more damage than the ceiling of health :)

so fun and interactive :)

Just tank up.

>you know realize that there are only 4 pioneers of the Hearthstone universe that makes and creates the meta and the 9 million lemmings that follow

I'm just happy that my Spell Dragon Paladin deck hasn't caught on yet.

I want to hug and love a murloc

>cucktrol warrior
>health ceiling

i still miss murk-eye to completely shit on control cucks

Aww man I played Malygos in Paladin a long time ago. The consecrations were memetastic.

TURN
5
LETHAL

Garbage. Even c'thun decks would not run this. If you want another c'thun play the Doomcaller. It's 3 mana do nothing. Other than this you just play the old god you wanted in your deck instead of wasting 3 mana+1 deckslot+1 card drawn

>zoo math

>aggro decks take skill

TURN 5
U
R
N
5

that happens with control decks sometimes xD

TONIGHT!
A TALE OF ________ !

>zoo turn 5 lethal
>it's a control deck guyz!!!

isn't this deck a control deck until you develop the combo? Doesn't that make you a cuck too?

Finally happened. First expansion that i dont want to experiment with or making any decks to ladder with. I have completly lost interest in this game which is a shame because it had such great potential. Good job ben brode you do know what best for the playerbase. We might meet again on the next expansion. Good buy for now anons i had fun shitposting with you

>Control deck can lethal on turn 5

Hearthtards?

Casters didn't see that lethal kek.

>Top deck lethal, lose game

Next

>Top deck lethal, win game

Why do we play this game again?

fun

I'm playing because right now my computer won't let me play anything else

I don't know why you niggers play this shit game lmao

for valeera

You control or stall the game until you get the combo, that is literally how every combo deck works.

Addiction

satiating addiction

fuck this shit, I'm gonna watch hafu do arena

>:(

in my last 224 games i have seen 7 rogues

hearthstone? hello? ben? hello?

JUST
PLAY
AGGRO
SHAMAN

XD

>this is what the average aggro player looks like

STORIES

BURN INSECT

MEMES

>Aggro Shaman used to be unfavored against Zoo
>Maelstrom portal comes out
>Shaman dominating the shit out of Zoo

What the hell made Blizz think Shaman needs another good AoE?

>Ek0-8p

>What the hell made Blizz think Shaman needs another good AoE?
Because aggro shaman used to be unfavored against zoo.

>tfw a warrior hold on to his brawl for CotW only for you to fill your board with infest wolves and highmanes
Damn it feels good to be a hunter

So this is tournament level draws

fuck zooshitters

If playing aggro shaman is wrong, why does it feel so right Veeky Forums?

>Play as control warrior or pally typically
>When against priests they always BM as they mind steal the best possible cards in my deck and entomb any large threat I try to play
>Why even bother running tyrion or grom?
>Now they're trying le resurrect bullshit for free 4/7's all game long
>In order to beat them I literally have to fight their cards and my own
>RNG for whether or not they steal good cards impacts the game severely
>Frustrating as hell even when I do finally win after having to grind them down to nothing
>Get sick of it

>Throw together a nice shitty aggy shammy deck for 5 dust
>BTFO all of these priest shitters trying to claw their way back onto the ladder
>One still gets smug with me thinking he's won after stealing le 5/5 for 0 mana man
>Thinks he's actually safe from 17 hp
>Doomhammer + double rockies + lava burst
>Smash his face in so hard while "hello-ing" in between hits
>He rage quits before I knock the last of his teeth out with my mallet

I finally understand why people play aggro. Fuck you smug little cunts. Feel free to emtomb one of my shitty totems though, hope it's useful!

GET

PUNISHED

AGGRO

SHITTTERRRRRR

>missed the skulls
Sorry. Can't give you more than 2/10.

E K O P
K
O
P

lol dat Ekop troll.

NO BALLS

YOGG OR NO BALLS

>don't do it

YOU WILL LEARN, NO KING RULES FOREVER!!! THE ONLY THINGS ETERNAL ARE MEMES!!

BASED

FUCKING

EKOP
K
O
P

THE MAD MAN
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN