/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

Fan Favorite Edition

PATCH 1.30 CHANGELOG
wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.30-ENG.pdf

Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com

Blood & Wine and patch 1.22 is released!
New Region trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJT5XRftOU
Launch trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=OP-ZsLYGJfQ

HoS developer stream: twitch
.tv/gogcom/v/21846005

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
f.wtcg.pl/
>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
www.skacik.pl/test.zip

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Console Commands Currently broken
mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Gwent Standalone cards
imgur.com/a/nJ3Df
>Redirect to the current thread
wtcg.pl

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

Previous thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=qo6K4QoOtGE
reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/50507x/sapkowski_is_being_a_dick_again/d7180bq
sugarpulp.it/en/26893/
tinyurl
youtu.be/i5c-VX7Z45k
youtube.com/watch?v=mW5Qw5BCwNg
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

VIMME FOR LIFE

Vimme, vidi, vici

Geralt and Triss OTP.

Who should play Vimme in the film? I think Mads Mikkelson is a natural pick.

Who is your favorite Vivaldifu and why?

I can't help but wonder what provoked CDPR to change Vimme's appearance, it's such a strange and useless thing to do. Why him out of all the characters?

Eddie Murphy

Geralt and Golan OTP.

Antonio Banderas

Why not? He's a gentle banker bro who's always willing to come to your help. He deserves all the best.

There was already a new thread with a new OP.

What did they change?

Vimme is the only one, forever.

Vimmefriends have been a core part of this fanbase for ages. We stated our opinions about Vimme's poor treatment in a clear, precise, and friendly manner, and CDPR listened and agreed.

You made it too early and fucked up. Deal with it.

I get you, we Trissfags did the same and they also listened. And people say CDPR doesn't care about their fans.

Yencucks will simply never understand why they don't get their way like us Vimmefriends.

Being nice and friendly is the key Vimmefriend.

>gentile banker bro
oy vey it's another Thanedd!

TW1 had EE
TW2 had EE
TW3 has Triss patch and Vivaldi's new outfit.

>that filter
jesus christ what have you done to our Vimme?

Sorry, he got Trissified.

I've seen memes you people wouldn't believe. Drowners stretching from horizon to horizon. I watched Letho sink this ship...with no survivors!. All those moments will be lost in time

Like tears...in rain...


The magic is gone...

Time to die

Vimme > Yarpen > shit > Carlo > cancer > Zoltan

Zoltan > Yarpen > Vimme > Yen > Carlo

w-was he right ?
youtube.com/watch?v=qo6K4QoOtGE

Agreed

read the books Zoltanfaggot

>w-was he right ?
Absolutely and I'm pretty proud of it desu. The guy at the end that says "I won" is gonna be the world's biggest badass before he starves to death. There's way worse ways to go extinct.

>read the books Zoltanfaggot
My Geralt always loved Zoltan, before, during, after...

god damn it CDPR

Waiting until tomorrow to see Vimme's new look is agonizing

I like how the spammer got so triggered he just had to include Yen in his list, even though Triss wasn't even mentioned in the original. Does he automatically associate the words "shit" and "cancer" with his waifu?

"I know a few people who played the game, but it's not a lot, because I usually associate with intelligent people." - Sapkowski, Polcon 2016

He's right though. Most gamers are trash.

It was a simple jab at her height, I love Yen :3

nice recovery but you're still a repulsive waifufag

You ain't fooling anyone, spambot.

>you're still a repulsive waifufag
I know.

>You ain't fooling anyone, spambot.
I love both Triss and Yen, one is my Geralt's current love, the other his former, but he cares about them both.

The Autor of the Witcher said
>After a question about sequel to the Witcher saga, he said it's concievable, but he'd discard the games entirely, because "What do I care?" Then, when the moderator said "you don't know anything about them anyway", he said: "Exactly, I don't know. But I can ask. I know a few people who played the game, but it's not a lot, because I usually associate with intelligent people."
>I know a few people who played the game, but it's not a lot, because I usually associate with intelligent people
>usually associate with intelligent people

He literally said that you are non intelligent if you are playing the game...

"with all the money the games must have made him, the least he could do is not treat us like we're retarded"

Reddit is mad.

TW3 twists many fundamental aspects of the books and the retarded gamers always defend that because MUH CDPR. Sapkowski is right and seeing everyone get butthurt about it is hilarious.

He is just jealous that Marcin got world wide success and the games became more known and popular than his books.

He must have drunk himself to oblivion watching their PM give Obama a copy of the game.

kys yourself

>He literally said that you are non intelligent if you are playing the game...
You could read it that way. The interviewer clearly annoyed him. However if you read it as "most people that played the games are unintelligent" could you really say he was wrong?

But they are retarded. And we have no idea how much money the games made him.

Kiss yourself.

It's been two threads since you said that you were going to get back to Trissfagging.
WHEN

Gaming is my preferred entertainment method but anyone that doesn't think most gamers are dumb manchildren is fooling themselves. Good on based Andrew for telling it like it is.

>He must have drunk himself to oblivion watching their PM give Obama a copy of the game.
He probably laughed his ass off like everyone did.

Its not like his books are for higher intelectual philophers either

I've tried but I really can't get my lips to my crotch reliably. I'm not good enough at yoga. For the best really. if I could give myself a bj I'd never leave the house.

>Its not like his books are for higher intelectual philophers either
Tell me you c/ped this from the reddit thread. I want to believe it's real.

Well, I did return, the post you quoted is Triss related in a way. Don't worry, Triss is still my number one priority and I will continue defending her honor as I've always done.

>Tell me you c/ped this from the reddit thread. I want to believe it's real.

reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/50507x/sapkowski_is_being_a_dick_again/d7180bq

>people actually asking Sapkowski shit like "Triss or Yennefer" at interviews
>reddit is surprised when he is annoyed and gets the impression they're retards

link?

>Last question: do you prefer Triss Merigold or Yennefer of Vengerberg?
>There is no place for preferences here. Triss and Yennefer are fictitious characters created to serve the storyline. How they look, what they do, what they say and to whom – everything serves the storyline, intertwines and interweaves with the plot.
>Both ladies serve the plot and the plot only – they do not serve my preferences. Period.

sugarpulp.it/en/26893/

>tfw u will never b a intelectual philoper

I didn't save it, saw the interview posted in /wtc/ ages ago. He was basically bewildered that it was even a question and had to explain that as an author he is writing what he thinks is appropriate for the characters and story, and that the question was missing the point. It's really no surprise he now thinks the games are for idiots and children.

I used to get annoyed at people that acted like you simply can't tell a story with a game that has any artistic value until I realized they were right. If only because there's no demand for that at all.

Triss looks so cute in that image, please post more.

Die, spambot.

Die Trissfag! You don't belong in this world!

Witcher games > Witcher books

Based on? It's kind of apple and oranges. If we're talking writing alone then the books win, obviously. In other factors? Harder to say.

Of course there was a time when I viewed them as part of one contiguous entity but that's over now.

Vimme = Sapkowski > Marcin

Depends.

this tbqhwufimho

This is correct.

Papa Emhyr > wannabe rapist Duny

How does it feel knowing that Sapkowski-san hates your guts and thinks you're retarded?
tinyurl com/zkelrdq

I agree with him but I stand apart from the fanboys untermenschen.

It's all part of his charm.

Andrzej is my daddy.

Are we still retarded if we readed the books and played the games?

He is also Triss' father.

Does the Hearts of Stone / Blood and Wine OST exist in FLAC somewhere? I have the original TW3 in FLAC, but for the DLCs all I'm finding is MP3.

>readed
I'd say you're pretty retarded.

He may be Triss' father but he'll always be only my daddy.

Or English isn't their first language

That's fine, I don't want to imagine Sapkowski fucking Triss. That's gross.

not my first language mate
Is it read?

You would say this:
>Are we still retarded if we read the books and played the games?
Don't worry about that other retard, he's just stirring shit up. For a non-English speaker you did about 80% of that sentence correctly.

Ignore that user, Sapkowski doesn't care about your grammar, he hates you regardless.

First for best prositute and most wasted potential with no romance option.

Threesome with her and Triss would be awesome.

Andrew-sama pls tell us about ur waifu :3

> What is she asking for?
Theories:
Radovid's balls
Ciri
...

Stem cells from draconids to be used for regenerative tissue magic.

...

W2 and it's goofy ass armors

I love TW2 armors and outfits in general.

This one armor is really bad though.

youtu.be/i5c-VX7Z45k

Music is great but overall B&W feels weird

Yeah, it's not the finest, I missed some components so I couldn't make a Vran armor in that playthrough.

obligatory mandragora post

youtube.com/watch?v=mW5Qw5BCwNg

>page triss

I don't like how oversaturated everything looks, makes my eyes hurt

Good.

I love the ambience sounds of Toussaint, they have a very relaxing effect on me.

Is new game plus fun?

As fun as the normal game, yeah

>that missed opportunity to play as Ciri in this scene

need to puncture yens fart box

Finally managed to deck out

Wish this game was based on more than just draw power

Triss: Hello, papa.
Mr. Merigold: Who is this scoundrel and what's he doing in my house?
Triss: Please papa...this is Geralt..my..
Mr. Merigold: This guy? Triss dear, you must be joking? A witcher in my house...
Geralt: Please Mr. Merigold, I assure you...
Triss: P-papa...
Mr. Merigold: Oh, I'm just kidding son...come, give me a hug.
Geralt:You're quite a jester Mr. Merigold...
Mr. Merigold: Thank you for making my daughter happy, son.
Triss: Hihihihi
Geralt:Hihihihi
Mr.Merigold: I love you my children.