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>implying these aren't all preferable to the capitalist hellscape we currently live in

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wow it's like you can FEEL the butthurt

youtube.com/watch?v=U2Nad1b_3yY

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just the two of us in here?
nice non arguments by the way

anarchism is for delusional special snowflake teens

t. butthurt ancap

yes user I totally want to get into a 26+ post """""serious debate""""" with you on a tajikstani shitposting forum

it's time to realise that arguing is pointless since people will only agree with you if they actually want to

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we're not arguing, we're memeing and shitting up the board
i hoped you saged because i forgot

memes are important

agreed

>Anarcho-Capitalism
>People actually believe in this
But the memes are nice though

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/k/ tier thinkin right here, and I love it!

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recognizing the age of a member of the commune is anti-communism as it implies inherent inequality

this is autism and unfunny, for your own good stop it

What flavours of anarchism are the lower three?

there's a limit to which one can deny reality

>Anarcho-capitalism
haha nigga how does that work do you hate hierarchy or not

Mutualism, Libertarian-Transhumanism, and Anarcho-egoism.

I personally dislike ancaps but the idea is that people have a natural right to property ( how they come up with that I don't know ( Lockean self ownership? From Kant? ). That means that they can rent out their capital to others and reap part of the reward. The anarcho part means no state, just everyone apparently follows some nonsense called the non-agression principle.
Ignoring all of the roles of the state that are necessary. It's just a stupid ( if not more ) as socialism.

>Anarcho-egoism
Top lel

>yfw there are actually Ancaps and Syndicalists ITT
>yfw they laugh at Syndicalist and Ancap memes while crying about the ones that apply to their particular flavor of pipe-dream
>yfw you're enjoying every last one because both groups are momentously stupid

Your fantasy-lands will not happen and any attempt to engineer them on a large scale will cause immense levels of suffering. Keep that shit in your daydreams, folks.

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The grandma is your property. If you feel spontaneous love towards her and helping her makes you feel better there's no reason you shouldn't do it. Same if you hate her but being nice to her may get you heredity.

dead

Don't see the issue desu

>Ancaps
>Real anarchists
el em ayy oh.

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U butt hurt doh

He said he agreed with both of you you fucking autist

anarcho-primitivism is the only based flavor, t b h

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These aren't nearly as funny as the ancap ones

To be quite honest, the Anarcho transhumanism ones are the best and most funny.

they are not as exaggerated

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Buttblasted ancom spotted

>this collaborator who openly endorsed the Entente
>anarchist in any way or form

Even Malatesta called him a nigger

I like this

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>literally all strawmen
>not as exaggerated

>it's okay to make fun of a retarded group
>but when you make fun of my equally retarded group IT'S NOT FUNNY OKAY GUYS?

All fucking anarchists should fucking hang

the only funny ancom one was the rest don't even make sense

what does each color represent?

See The top 3 are ancap, ancom, and anarcho-primitivism (or anarcho-tribalism?)

>expecting any form of anarchism to make sense

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kek

haha I know right?

I asked one to tell me the difference between markets and capitalism can they couldn't.

Y'all ancaps should read The Utopia of Rules.

t. bolshevik

>getting this mad at mediocre memes

yea, the idea of sharing things is so scary.

>my friends come over
>I pour them a drink
>they finish it
>I'm like "that'll be $3 plz"
>they're like "lol no you just gave me that"
>I'm like "get outta of my house commie filth"

the moral of this sarcastic story is that we share things all the time and it's considered normal. All of capitalism rests on top of this existing communism.

Capitalism is force. It needs free labor to keep growing, that's why prisoners are still legally slaves

>expecting any form of hierarchy to make sense

youtube.com/watch?v=aBCkGiVR4lo

really dumb post

>hierarchy wouldn't exist in anarchism

Top lel.

I'm sorry that I can't take your PC away because we ALL SHARE IT.

see So movies won't have directors? Football won't have coaches? Armies won't have commanders? Every single thing will be voted on democratically?

This reads like a 10 year old who just learned the word "communism" and has only a vague idea of what it means based on a 2 minute discussion he had with his dad, who works as a landscaper and flunked out of middle school.

Do you have this in a smaller resolution? I can still make out some of the words.

But isn't that the point of anarchism? Taking down hierarchy's?

Wouldn't child sex slaves violate the NAP?

See It's biologically impossible to get rid of hierarchies.

Both ancoms and ancaps fall for the "bad shit might and will happen but it's perfectly fine as long as we don't call it government xD" meme.

>But isn't that the point of anarchism? Taking down hierarchy's?
no
the point of Anarchy is getting rid of government/state/bureaucracy

>Anarchism is a political philosophy that advocates self-governed societies based on voluntary institutions. These are often described as stateless societies,[1][2][3][4] although several authors have defined them more specifically as institutions based on non-hierarchical free associations.[5][6][7][8] Anarchism considers the state to be undesirable, unnecessary, and harmful,[9][10] because anarchists generally believe that human beings are capable of managing their own affairs on the basis of creativity, cooperation, and mutual respect, and when making individual decisions they are taking into account the concerns of others and the well-being of society.[11] While anti-statism is central,[12] anarchism entails opposing authority or hierarchical organisation in the conduct of all human relations.[6][13][14][15][16][17][18][19]
>although several authors have defined them more specifically as institutions based on non-hierarchical free associations.[5][6][7][8]
>While anti-statism is central,[12] anarchism entails opposing authority or hierarchical organisation in the conduct of all human relations.[6][13][14][15][16][17][18][19]

Yeah and being anti-hierarchy

So anarchy is basically idiocy.

Not if they sell themselves into slavery in exchange for heroin.

>Yeah and being anti-hierarchy
this implies there is only one avenue of anarchist thought, which is completely wrong.

nomadic societies like the Bedouin are heavily anarchic but also hierarchical

Not really, because legally children are basically considered a special form of property.

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I've seen a lot of hate for ancaps and other right-libertarians on both /pol/'a recently. I think that now the alt-right has taken over ancaps as the edgy internet ideology, right-libertarians are now left to fend for themselves in trying to defend their neo-feudalist ideas.

Feudalism would actually be desirable, the practical implementation of ancap would not be feudalism but just anocracy.