What is the best cheapest thing to do to my 2013 Ford Focus to make it fast?

What is the best cheapest thing to do to my 2013 Ford Focus to make it fast?

Its identical to the picture and it is a manual. Not a bad car, but was not my first choice and well didn't really have a choice so gotta make the best of it

Remap.

remove your backseat, spare tire and jack. about 150 lbs or more I think

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Turbo

K swap it you fool

Buy your own car and mod it instead of fucking up the one mommy and daddy bought you.

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Remove the back seat. You can do that for the cost of the tools needed to gtfo the seat.

Why didn't you just buy a used St, dumbass?

Sell it and buy a not shitty car

Use the money you're thinking about wasting on buying a foxbody
Strip that out and give it a cam

Push it off a cliff, or put it on a trailer attached to something faster.

Serious question: manual or auto?

2.5 swap from a Fusion. Then dump your money into that.

You can find them just north of 500.
Same external dimensions just longer stroke and bigger bore.

Check out focus fanatics, great community for the foci and you'll find more relevant info than here.

What's your budget? It will be tough to make it fast for cheap, but you can make it more fun. An intake, engine management, short shifter, thicker rear sway bar, and better tires will total a little over $1000 and transform the way your car drives while still being as fuel efficient and practical. Still won't be fast though.

>didn't even make it to the second sentence
You are fucking retarded. Please just end it all.

Don't bother.

Save up some cash then sell it and put the money toward something actually fast.

Aren't all Focus huge piles of shit/money pits?

While you're at it, remove your seatbelt and throw out electronics like your cell phone for another 10lbs

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seatbelt prevent him from dying thought so maybe just go on a diet