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gumtree.com.au/s-ad/canning-vale/motorcycles/1999-suzuki-tl1000s/1116897127
liveleak.com/view?i=b1a_1441875666
youtube.com/watch?v=xC65JCUoDf0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

tempted.xlsx

gumtree.com.au/s-ad/canning-vale/motorcycles/1999-suzuki-tl1000s/1116897127

Aite, m8's.

horseface/10

fake breasts?

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that has got to be one of the worst duckfaces I've ever seen

reminder that honda a shit

>but still a few notches above my league

her arms are twice as big as mine

what's wrong with her

>Honda women

I thought I already told you to post the gif

Well you have got the physique of a 17 year old trap.

>her

who are you quoting?

I don't have it, m8.

>inb4 "save it you cock sucker"

lol was actually about to say "him"
we all learned our lesson from anonykitt

I thought that was CC81PT's wife before I noticed the panniers are wrong.

Summoning CTA

Sickest exhaust I've seen on an LB2 ever

Just got a new ninja 300. What do

Think I could makie good money in thighhighs and a skirt?

My inner monologue.

buy her some braces before you apply instagram filters

walk it out of the dealership and lose $2000

or stall and scratch it.

Looks stupid desu

oh, we all made them an hero a few years back

>posting inferior Honda woman
>not posting superior Honda woman

you bought it new?

10/10

If you put effort into decent makeup, hair, shave body fully and can go through with being a trap whore then yeah. There's big money in TV escorting. $500 an hour if you're good.

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I bought a brand new 2016 KRT edition for $5655. Is it a good deal?

but user that's a drawing and not a woman

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>she'll always be a woman to me

I gained weight binging on ice cream sandwiches and weed but I'm taking oxys again so I'll lose it in a week or two.

pretty sad desu

She exists in my heart fuck you

there was a guy recommending buell in the last thread. I've been looking for this article in response ever since.

check it: liveleak.com/view?i=b1a_1441875666

Should be enough time to get your makeup right.

>that face
>those shoulders
>those saggy breasts
She has the body proportions of a man m8.

>mfw 2D beats 3D yet again

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>She

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>Pattaya
>dem AID's

youtube.com/watch?v=xC65JCUoDf0

pls respond

>(you)

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would ride

and I guess the girl, too

what's up baird

>when someone in your bike squad buys a honda

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>implying you have a bike squad
(You)

sup girl

>went out with grill last night
>drank too much
>went back to her place but felt too shitty to do anything with her
>went to sleep
>woke up hung over
>tfw cucked by alcohol

>that rossi
muh dick

>rossi
damnnn.

>tfw I made a fake tinder with a handsome guy just to see what it would be like

>200+ matches with beautiful girls in under 24 hrs

more squad than u tho

I always have friends with me in my head m8

t-this'll buff out r-right guys?

lel at the zany crutchlow

The fuck is that, bird shit?

Isn't this what normies call catfishing?

fucking highsides man

>bird shit bending reflections around it

did you drop a crow bar on it?

KTM is upside down!

Paint from the bank bollard....I forgot to put down my kick stand....

have a consolidation (You)

Feels bad man. This is the last thing I need rn

that's more of a botched wheelie

Look at the KTM guy m8

oh. Holy fuck.

Time to go streetfighter

>locking your back brake like that
was this nigger trying to die?

>orange bike

Must be an KTM!

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>squids
Yeah prob
Darwinism at work here lads

>is retarded

Must be a Joke!

There is literally nothing wrong with ABS

I-I was just pretending

Found the ktmfag

Why are you here and not out riding, user?

>actually owning a ktm or a dirtbike

lolno

I'm not stealing info, just punishing myself

"Typically what happens with these bikes is the electrics fail... if not after melting because there is no heat shielding or because the wires are not rated for the amperage, or because humidity got above 1%.

then fluids leaks from everything that has some kind of fluid in it

Then things start to fall off because in an effort to save money on assembly no lock tight or spring washers were used. quit possibly neither were spanners, with all nuts and bolts only cinched up with little child fingers

Then stuff rusts because it was made from recycled fencing wire and the stainless steel had no chromium added to the alloy some say it may just be rusted metal sprayed over with chrome paint.

If your lucky it will fall apart in the driveway while you look at it too hard, and not while you are riding it."

not going to lie, those training wheel things seems pretty fun

I don't have a bike.

>tfw TT works
>tfw fast
good feel

>harleyDavidson.txt

I like the way KTM's look but I'd never buy one. I despise people who buy a specific car or bike based on color. what are paintjobs what is plastidip

>visit ducati dealership
>they see my color scheme
>owner asks me if I like KTM
>says if I had said yes he would've asked me to leave
kek

do a willy

>3 hours of riding today, mostly training basics
>nothing worth sharing

i live in a boring city, i guess it wont get any better

no abs looks like fun as hell

Only idiots who think abs somehow inhibits your ability to practice how to brake property think this.

what is a harley

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that ducati dealer is a real dipshit desu

Where can I buy prints of stuff like this?

could work on your countersteering a bit more there friendo

I lifted front wheel today while accelerating
gut only about a 2 centimeters

will willy training maybe after I made the carbs