/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Hanzo
Probably not that bad because Hanzo requires zero (0) skill

Ignore them. Your resistance only makes them shitpost harder. Every (you) you hand them just makes them more aroused.

>he's not practicing logman for the impending LOGALYPSE
Shameful.

the servers are down, dood. you'll be lucky if you can even make it to the buy screen

fuck you guys

>Zenyawnta

I blow through it with a higher rating than last season and switch to a character I don't fall asleep with

Punk Tracer.

Firefighter Mei

The worst skin for the worse hero.

Vishkar Symmetra

Goth Zarya

Amelie Lacroix

>Zarya
I already let my teams down enough, I don't need to be outright useless

Banana McCree

Alright guys lets figure out who the gay is by finding out everyone who can't be the homo.
If you have a case to make for someone being removed from the queer running, let me know.

Safari Winston

I really should be, thanks for the reminder.

spend it all on sprays

Torbjorn is Mercy's gay best friend

Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to Route 66 at high noon tomorrow.

Mercy is Torbjorn's gay best friend
Mercy is gay for Pharah

Lucio.

Sparrow Genji

B-but it's High Noon all the time!

>Bastion
I don't know

I hope it's Torb!

I think Theodore is gay

Buy as many sprays as you can

Jokes on you my man I pulled this picture off google.

Why? He got his projectile size reduced by 33%.

Genji is mostly Roboy, therefore probably doesn't have a pinus and can't be gay for cox

Tracer is perfect in any way. Not like any way, but in ANY way. She's so cheerful and full of life. I always change the hero from the main menu until I get her just to see her beautiful face, her soft lips and her big, marvelous eyes sparkling at me. When I'm in a queue for a game I go to the hero gallery and listen to her voice lines and watch her outfits, victory poses, highlight intros and her emotes. The emotes! How wonderful she looks!

I have 20 hours with her, and more upon our future. Yes, I said OUR because this is the way I want things to be forever. I want to marry her and raise beautiful little Traceys with her. I want to stay in this fantasy. Maybe I am just an ill person whose medicine is to escape from reality and live with a fict.. fiction.. I-I can't say it, my heart shatters when I think about that horrid, putrid word.

Yes, maybe the way I'm trying to cure myself is worst than the illness itself, but am I the villain of the movie here? Just for liking a beautiful, perfect woman like Lena Oxton is? I love her, and I am not ashamed to say it to the world.

I LOVE LENA OXTON SO MUCH!

She's Lena.
She's Tracer.
She's cute.
She's perfect.

I want to live in this fantasy forever. I want her cavalry to arrive.

sure bud

this

Mercy is pregnant with Genji's child!

Anyone have any tips for Zarya starting out? Do's and Dont's?

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Mercy installed a robodick into him to fuck her silly

But user,

Some Like it Bot.

gay

>inb4 her constant fuckups wear you down over time to the point where you fly off the handle and beat her.

>All these not 7's

Call of Duty 76

I want Talon to break her

any gold Dva skin

Genji is pregnant with Zenyattas drone!

Buy every spray and voiceline you can afford.

Hockey Lucio

>i want to be the healslut

sure beats trying

>D.va pop her ult
>Charge it because I won't be able to protect everyone
>Pin D.va instead of the mech
>4/6th of my team dies, D.va dies
>PoTG comes
>D.va PoTG
>It's her using her ult and suddenly getting rammed by me

Shit.

Nothing but sprays

do activate your shield when an explosive projectile is about to hit you or a team mate.

don't activate it against hitscan unless you're fighting a bastion

Save for the new Reinhardt skin.

Buy all the basic 75 coin recolours for all of the support classes starting with Symmetra and working your way to the right

Be flexible. If you don't already have a gameplan, just get in the fight like the stronk tank that you are and pop shields when you think the enemy is about to let loose. Don't be afraid to rely on your grenade launcher even if it eats up your ammo fast. Try not to go it alone, you always want to have at least one shield buddy with you to get the most mileage out of your moveset. And don't focus too much on getting high energy. A single enemy ult will do the job for you, and protecting the team is your highest priority, even if they're idiots.

Stonehardt.

Zayra cybergoth or industrial

Where do I go for all of SunnySundown's art?

Thanks for the (You)'s, lads.

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That didn't change much desu.

Junker D.Va

Finally, God

>inb4 it's roadhog

...

I'm glad I'm not alone.

He's perfect.

Winner winner chicken dinner

All of Bastion's voice lines.

>losing 1/3 of your hitbox doesn't change much
If he lost 50% the projectile size buff would be entirely canceled out. He lost 33%.

Roadhog is probably straight but isn't opposed to fucking a dude in the ass to display his dominance. Happens in nature all the time.

too merficiful fate t.bh

Have you tried him before and after the supposed nerf? It really feels like nothing has changed.

>We're all animals

Firefighter Mei

He's rather high up on the chart

It is still a pretty lame skin. I wish it were though.

Why does everyone think Pharah is a sub

>no sub Pharah to mating press
I guess there's no point living

swap mei and pharah

>introverted
>hides in her armor all the time
>surrounded by big, handsome men her entire life
>looks good with a collar around her neck

Because she is a dork and would probably spaghetti all over the place. She may be a hard ass in combat, but those personality traits don't always cross over into your normal personality.

>WM
>Sub

>D.Va
>Mei
>dom

Oh look, pretentious "people's personality in bed is the inverse as their usual personalities" bullshit.

Dva plays to win, she'd definitely be dom-leaning.

>mfw we have payload centimeters from finish, it's overtime, my team gets wiped, and I have ult as dva

Reaper... so it's easy mode then

>brainwashed submissive red-eyed Tracer
Holy lewdness

I think she would just be annoying while trying to be "cutesy." Probably more of a switch, but I doubt she would be very forceful if you let her be in charge.

D.Va is a tiny korean teenagee, she'd melt at the sight of a hard, thick, pulsating erect veiny cock.

>Play QP by myself
A couple of wins, a few losses
>Play QP with a group
Nothing but curbstomp losses, like going up against comp players
Just had a group tonight and they were only good at dying, me included
Why do I always do so much better by myself than with a group?

This chart is trash

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I want to kill whoever drew this