Team Fortress 2 Lieutenant - /tf2g/

you mean Scream Fortress? i liked it

why are halloween updates based?

It's the Halloween themed game modes. Also the free gifts are great.

tf2r.com/kewql4j.html

mfw i cr

I love mge

post yfw spells come back

>tfw won't be able to sell spells on the market because the market is locked for me since i haven't made a steam purchase in like 2 years
what's the best thing i can buy for 49 cents or less, i'm not putting in more money

Minimum wallet increment is $5 and it still locks you out for a while after that.

Mann Co. Supply Crate Key is legitimately the best investment possible. Everything else has a retail value at fractions of the store price.

It's a cash cow and still one of the most played games on Steam. Plus it's been proven tiny shit like animation fixes takes about eight minutes. There's already a lot of community content including entire updates that they didn't have to make themselves. I think everyone gets that it's not a priority at this point but Valve definitely could put just a little bit more effort, which still isn't much, than they have been recently and the community would be happier while they could rake in more cash. Or they could just hand it off to someone else to do all that grunt work. Either way they're seriously squandered the game's potential. Look at WoW, it's even older than Team Fortress 2 and Blizzard still gave it attention for its new expansion and a few weeks of priority over its shiny new baby.

mfw i random crit

>tfw spells didn't drop last year
>tfw spells won'd drop this year
>tfw any spells I wanted I farmed up 2 years ago.

do angels really deserve to die

>i don't even know what the song is about

:s

>post YFW Halloween is a community update because valve is too busy "working" on the pyro update

im opposite of busy

...

I don't care about halloween anymore.

i dont care about life anymore 2bh

does my tf2gfu care about me

no

i dont know

maybe

oh

mfw i cry

i miss

This is still being worked on.

xion?

how do I erect a century as the goggle man?

Why the hell it's not in realesed yet? Map looks like totally complete and ready to play. This was one of my favourite maps to KILL and now since mym come out it's probably gone forever. Why

dotsy = nonon

...

dotsy = moron

dotsy = alright guy i like him

brump

dotsy = cute

>see spy in 6s competitive
>'fuck not again'.jpg
>His name was 6 SHOTS
>constantly headshots

that's pretty funny but hackers are cancer

id/cuminsidemeplease
comp boostin

When your pipe connects

>six shots
>two guns
are they only half loaded?

I am getting stronk

I think its missing some textures or maybe it need more textures and some of the game features are still being tweaked for balance and stuff. I like it because killing robots drops those little item things that look remind me of bonus ducks.

>when you are damn good with the GL but sucks shit with basically everything else

>8 sticky spam
>0 kills
>mfw

>killing everyone as demo
>medic ubers me
>kill nothing
ho hum

Vaccinator need some nerf

For some reason i keep purchasing expensive items for classes which i not even play.

Post russian white emigres.

POST dudes

Literally the best cosmetic set

ded

surpise
big
NOT

The dad engie

what's this hud

bad

>still no Pyro content update
>still no Heavy content update
>still no hybrid classes with Ms.Pauling and Zhanna

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>3 months or so ago
>try to drop in accuracy tips about Heavy
>another user mocks me for trusting tracer bullets general direction when aiming
>try to argue, only like two anons said I'm right about it.
>nowadays I feel good and warm when I read posts like;
>"guize heavy is 2stronk"
>"random crits should be disabled for miniguns"
>"who thought random crits is a fun mechanic when teammates throw themselves to enemy Heavy?"
>felt like I have credit on that somehow

[FUN] How to top score in friendly servers

youtube.com/watch?v=DNm6e0W2tpg&feature=youtu.be

friendlies are such cancer

How is that [FUN]?

Btw why lazypurple servers are still a thing. He hasnt making any videos for years.

>Scout can now equip the Spy's knife and backstab.
What happens now?

Shittier back scatter

Get on my level
>full clip sticky + kritzkrieg
>0 damage
Happened to me once, i stopped playing tf2center for 1 month after that

[FUN] How to top score in friendly servers

youtube.com/watch?v=nGQvdYQeI4Q

(reupload as I needed to fix some mistakes)

>heavies who can't move without jumping everywhere

Can't wait for even more ducks, an action item that counts kills and an unpopular map recolor with a death pit.

My 2016 tf2g suicide wishlist v4.0

human
26dollar
kirkirip
dotsy
flip
aida
magic max
shuckle
feathers
vibri

>mfw im not on there

It's been on 4.0 for months now. When's the next update??

why am i still not in there
everyone in there is dead already

i played tf2 for 7000 hours and quit it for overwatch ama

why are you not posting in /owg/ traitor ?

why do you waste so much time on videogames

DARWIN'S DANGER SHIELD:
>+25 health on wearer
>+15% bullet resistance
>+10% critical damage vulnerability

DARWIN'S DANGER SHIELD:
>removed from the game
there i fixed it

>still has quickscope immunity
Trash.

DDS
+25 HP
+20% melee resistance
-no random critical hits

tldr

???
?
bullet and critical damage are calculated separately
that's why headshotting a DDS sniper does 143 damage (42.5 bullet + 100 critical) instead of 128 (42.5 bullet + 85 critical)

So?

Even if quickscopes do more than 150 damage to the wearer, the +25 health keeps him alive either way.

Better idea:
>Bullet resistance to 20%
>Health bonus removed
Now you die to quickscopes, but survive non-Machina bodyshots

better idea:

1) be Sin

2) makes another video showcasing an exploit which he knows is enjoyed by his fanbase and will get patched quickly

3) wrote "Hi guys, Valve fixed the exploit last night, **sadly :(** not because he was sad that Valve patched it out but because it's fun to exploit bugs in TF2 and he wanted to convey that in a light-hearted/ humorous fashion

4) humorous comment backfires, /r/tf2 overreacts and begins its annual toxic witch hunt against a major tf2 youtubers they don't like because of a slight mistake they made

5) tries to fix his mistake by deleting the "sadly" part as he knows he unintentionally offended a lot of people, as evident by the current witchhunt against him

6) unfortunately sparks another toxic crusade against him

7) realises that with communities like /r/tf2, no matter how hard he tries, he can never win

8) and as usual most of /r/tf2 sees nothing wrong with their annual toxic withhu...oh I meant "just crusade" against another tf2 youtuber and accuses anyone who don't think like them to be "12 year old NISLT fan boys", despite the fact that they are acting quiet immaturely themselves

And people wonder why Muselk deleted his original reddit account.

>defending nislt

>because it's fun to exploit bugs in TF2
you sound like a LMAOboxxer apologist

still tldr

>100 + 10% = 110
>+ (50 * 0.85) = 147.5
>147.5 > 150
???

tl;dr

wtf i hate nislt now

>42.5 + 110 = 147.5

who taught you math

pedos pls go