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Confirmed No Halloween Skins Edition

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Happy Be Nice To Genji Day! (Everday)

>Confirmed No Halloween Skins Edition
Where? What the fuck

mei's farts

Lmao chill bro it's just a game

Post your favourite moments in OW, repost from old thread to follow.

>tfw get four gold medals as Reinhardt
>tfw I'm mediocre Reinhardt at best
>tfw Ana healing and boosting me like a champ through the entire game
>another healer topping me up as well
I thanked and complimented the healers for my gold medals, absolute boss support.

st for Pharah is a quad amputee!

>mfw using McCree on console
>mfw playing against Pharah, Tracer & Genji

why does tracer have guns even though she's a pilot apparently

Do you believe this because you're retarded or because you want attention?

Hanassong

I assume it's for self defense if she was shot down over enemy territory. A couple of pistols wouldn't take too much luggage space under an ejection seat I also assume.

Lilsnorre worst viking.

Cutest and best pairing

>not realizing these joints leave no space for real limbs inside
No user, you are retarded.

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No arguments here.

Why is widowmaker dressed up a hana?

She was a test pilot, but because of an accident with a teleporting plane she was trained to become an agent instead.

10/10

>these joints
DUDE

She's not a pilot.

It might be hard for you to cope with the fact that you're waifu is a cripple, but you have to accept it.

>900mb patch on live
>won't it until tuesday
fuck you blizzard

Jamison Fawkes!

ah god I want to fuck her

OH BABY

I guess Rein's a head amputee

A mercy and Ana enabled me yesterday as well, it was a massacre, we pushed them to their gates, they couldn't do anything to stop us. It was so one sided and beautiful.

Seconding this

I've been looking forward to halloween skins for weeks

Fuck olympia skins

Omnic spy imbued with the persona of a war hero who fell in battle.
It attaches a fake head when necessary.

Halloween skins is the only reason I didn't buy the stupid summer loot boxes to get my Americree skin.

>Get 4 gold medals
>Card is objective time
Fuck this

Literally Mei-d for sex.

>buying lootboxes
user.............................................
lmao

Widowmaker is fat.
FAT.

Literally working for the enemy.

>activision blizzard
>cant deal with a few script kiddies

but why tho?

I grinded about 100 of them for summer game, it almost killed me. I can't do it again.

doesn't mean you can't fuck her

>thinking blizz isn't edging to the thought of people dealing with rng boxes for witch mercy

In all (one) the right places (-s)

How do i die les as ana?

My team never protects me and just go do their own thing leaving me to get murdered, and I miss my sleep dart because its so fucking hard to hit, Why coundl't she have had a flash bang? At least just to escape.

>That sound when your Symmetra shield breaks

It sounds like you just took a huge hit and are about to die, but most likely you just lost your 25 bonus HP. I guess it's because of games like Halo, Mass Effect and Planetside where half of your HP is recharging shield.

Look at dat belly.
She'll end up like Mei.

>the ((((enemy))))

Whats wrong with her fucking spine, That looks so uncomfortble, or is she deformed?

I wish. It would make her easier to hit and harder for her to bunnyhop. I hate trying to hit twigs like Widow and mini D.Va

get close then grenade then kill them
or
grenade yoself and get the fuck outta there

>disable right clicks on the poster website
>thinking that would stop me from saving the bigger versions

>amazing ass
>depressing as fuck flapjack titties

Want to know why Mei survived when she was trapped in the Antarctica, but no one else didn't? She ate them.

Hip popped to the side and then arching her back on top of that.

Yeah, that shit is pretty annoying sometimes. Same with the Ana's healing darts, they spook me half of the time.

Literally git gud.

I bet you use White Hat too you shitter.

You can handle those with one hand, which means you won't have a hard time stimulating her since all her nerves are in there, unlike big tits which have them all spread.

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>Mei will never anal vore you

OH LET'S BREAK IT

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we did it

i'm a team player

Like 54th for THICC D.va is best.

Why doesn't Zarya have that sound? She literally has half of her HP as shields. Zen even more.

How long it took to find the right settings for shadowplay > webm? With my settings currently my webm size is equal to the raw file

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What about fast fuckers like genji or winston. accept death?

yeah but they're not fun, they're just some dangling flaps with no cleavage. D.Va has small tits, but at least hers are perky so they feel nice to touch and have more cleavage potential.

Just as it should be.
Now show me your Rein and Lucio times.

Small beasts are what make D.va and Widow perfect you nigger.

>m.reddit

Get out

That's not right.
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There's a lot of fun to be had with them.

read you inbred

I want to fuck Robert Greenways

anyone found a game on eu yet

>overwatch hollywood is controlled by omnigers

Pure coincidence.

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Flat to small are all perfect.

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They do. you just dont hear the sound as often with them because MASSIVE SHIELDS

Pretty much

>come to general to talk about game
>neckbeards discussing fictional characters breastsizes and whether they would be fun to hold

Welp, reddit it is.

>D.va
>small breasts

they're very clearly bulging out even when she's wearing a skin tight suit

she's stacked, dude

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how do I fix this? It's been like this the whole day ;__; I just want to play a game without fucking rubberbanding everywhere

Perfect.

>no halloween skins confirmed
by what?

Just the right handful size.

I'll talk about the game with you user

I hold these truths to be self evident

- Rein is either a lot of fun or pure suffering, no in-between

- Torb is unironically good on first point captures if your team stops the first push successfully

- Tracer and Mei are the biggest niggers

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jesus what are your specs

this happened just before
>Playing on Anubis
>Attack 2nd Point, I'm a Mercy
>Team was wiped, and they're being held at spawn
>Meanwhile, I am hiding under bridge
>Run over to point and start capping last 1/3rd
>Bastion slowly running up to me as I successfully cap.

I disagree

Pull your PC from fridge.

Any word from Blizz on when the next comic will be out? Or did they spend all of their Summer and Fall artistbucks on Legacy and Old Soldiers?

I dont have a good computer because I dont really play games, it's just a toshiba all in one

reddit pretty much does the same thing, user

blame the type of audience overwatch attracts

check your modem/router

you ARE connected to your internet directly and not wirelessly right?

>900png
Stop crying baby, sometimes I have to play with 3000 or 9000.