/csgog/ Dead General of Counter Strike: Global Offensive

>favelas BTFO edition

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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
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>Game Enhancements
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>Watching Streams
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>Old Thread
who care...

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First for Anime

>waits for the old thread to die to make a new one
weebs and gay posters are the main reason why this general died.

cant wait for our guys to win northern arena tho 2bh

>SK stop cheating
>lose 16-0 to renegades

anime is gay and so is csgo ;^)

anime is gay and so is csgo ;^)

can I get a LUL xD in the chat?

>7-1

i just want to hold your hand when you die

Cold went on a flaming spree in twitter and then deleted his account. I love me some 3rd world country tears.

>sixteenzera

dead game dead general

last thread literally got archived before post limit lmao dead af senpaitachi

>monkeys got rekt by based aussies
September is gonna be a great month lads

when do these esl games become bo3
these bo2 games are g*y as frick

Can someone please repost the Coldzera tweets?

its bo1 senpai

It's Veeky Forums that's dying, lads.

but I want 3 bo1's famas

why wouldnt you want bo3?

How do we make the Duelies as good as the Tec-9 and 5-7?

since the introduction of the ESEA membership purchase on steam it's exactly like VALVE MM with a monthly 7€ price tag. average skill level dropped massively and toxic people everywhere.

I cancelled my subscription after ~1 year

No it's not, you should see other generals.

remove them

Remove the duelies, Remove the Tec-9 or Remove the 5-7?
Or remove all 3?

>decrease firerate
>increase damage
>???
> ___ ??? ___

what if we just improve it's movement accuracy

kys

Someone please tell Thorin to stop his autist rant on Twitter.

Regardless of the validity of the points made by Thorin about Device on twitter, do you know anything about "professionalism"? Thorin was clearly a big fan of Dr. House and has adopted the same self-righteous attitude of thinking that being good at what he does is a free pass to being a complete prick to everybody. I used to like Thorin for his knowledge and edginess but he is only getting worse as time goes on. These days, he just seems like an anti-social anger-junkie who has found a way to constantly stroke his ego on a large scale. The more I watch his videos, the more I realize that it's all pointless drivel, and we're basically watching him sit there and verbally jerk off. I have never seen someone who loves the sound of their own voice so much. He hardly says anything that isn't obvious anymore, and he spends 20 minutes rambling and reiterating the same point in his videos until he reaches climax. The troves of 12 year-old fanboys showering him with love and compliments are turning him into a bigger piece of shit than ever. CS:GO E-sports no longer needs him now that it's growing into something so big. Before long, "historians" like Thorin will be a dime a dozen, and I'm now counting the days before the scene turns it's back on him for a less immature and abrasive "e-sports historian" (like the LoL scene did).

Real professionals don't get to toggle the asshole switch as soon as they clock-out. They are expected conduct themselves in a professional manner even when not "on-duty." It's called "leading by example." The only example Thorin sets is that you can be arrogant and treat people like shit as long as you're convinced that what you're saying is true, and if things get out of hand you can just use the cop-out it's banter m8. Triggering people 10 years younger than him on social media is not part of his job description.

The only reason Thorin is still relevant right now is because he's the most knowledgeable "esports historian" in existence.

>criticizing kids for their interests
>literally a 40 year old virgin "esports historian"

what did he mean by this?

So what Coldzera said that trigger so many people?
Just faggot?

...

...

Kek, what a fag.

who do you think she lets lick off her pussy sweat? zaaz or juliano

they lay in bed and make a circle and pussy lick the fuck out of each other all at the same time.

shut up favela kid

nice trips

>yanko starts talking

>tfw reddit won the culture war

>.4:1 on sk 2-0ing winterfox
is this the bet of a lifetime???

does anyone have the Moe pop flashes gif?

desu !pronaxflash is the only good flash gif

our dudes flipsid3

New Richard Lewis vid. Check it out!
youtube.com/watch?v=-LrBeTO-9dY

I've got an elastic heart

ZEUS
WAS
THE PROBLEM
XD

without cheats we're silver 3, you guessed it right, we're na'vi

>navi
>cheats
babbys first cheating accusation

Hiko is cute!

CUTE!!!

Your general isn't even as dead as mine general you hacks.

Nobody is cuter than Brax, chubby chaser.

gotards
should i do it????
sk to win map 1
theres no way they lose to winterfox r-right

Most likely they'll win unless FalleN lose his shit again.

Reimnder that if you don't use the p90 you are a Silver Shitter.

twitter.com/TheyCallMePansy/status/771422197260906496

Based.

twitter.com/teamsecret/status/771407361651138561

rip nylon

good for her, leaving with my boi artour

oh my word

>the thread actually died in the night

have europeans stopped playing CS? is that why NA and SA dominate it now?

wtf whos gonna lick nylons pussy sweat now???

;_;

to many streams going on fambs where the fuck are my guys echofox at doe

;_; baka secret

literally 3rd hottest girl in secret

add me if you want to derank/throw in silver:
steamcommunity.com/id/sebba1/

>adult male
>wears flipflops in public

>feel like playing csgo
>get 500 ping for no reason
>get kicked
>1 day cooldown

nice game gotards

me every time desu

How come G2 is so shit on CT sides recently?

It seems rather weird to see team having relatively good sucess on T sides, but then totally crumble on CT.

you wouldnt get a 1 day cooldown unless you abandoned or have been kicked many times before that

>level 3 ban
disgusting

>lelele plays with nip
>friberg, f0rest and GT play well

Makes a think of you

NiP.friberg killed mouz|chrisJ with awp
NiP.friberg killed mouz|denis with ak47
NiP.friberg killed mouz|nik0k0 with ak47 (headshot)
NiP.friberg killed mouz|Spiidi with ak47 (headshot)

maikelele is fucking awful at counter-strike: global offensive

should have just stuck with allu

APOLOGIZE

Memes aside, have anyone ever tried writing a scientific-ish paper about Counter-Strike phenomenon?

our guy is live

youtube.com/watch?v=lMexmZaosnE

when the FUCK is our bully playing GODDAMNIT

>delayed because nip is ddosing people again

hes been playing nigga

Greetings.

I, the WarOwl, greets you.

you now remember csgolounge

Legit question: why do people continue to play this trash game? Now that skin betting is kill, and we see that Valve provides zero support to legit issues in this game, there's no real reason to play.

the bully just won the first game against optic

he's doing work bullying other team

>he hasnt found the many other skin betting sites yet
betting is still live you just got to find them

He was LITERALLY bullying Daps 5 mins ago, seminar v2.

clips twitch tv/northernarena_cs/DeadOpossumPunchTrees

pls post some skine betting sites i only know btc/$$$ ones but i want to use skines again

im not going to tell you. reddit will get the word and itll shut down

there is no reddit here left

spill the beans

SEAN

WHERE IS IT

where can I watch the vods?

is it bitlounge?

get an .ru vpn, there are a lot of betting sites

IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME SEAN