League of Legends General - /lolg/

i made this at the last second so i don't have an addition for an edition edition

Current patchnotes: na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-617-notes

Yorick rework: na.leagueoflegends.com/en/featured/yorick-champion-update

Upcoming stuff: surrenderat20.net/p/current-pbe-balance-changes

Useful sites:
eyosongive.us
champion.gg
lolskill.net
op.gg
counterplay.xyz

Other urls found in this thread:

na.leagueoflegends.com/en/client-update/article/ab6a77f2-6c5f-4981-97d4-a541f9c11de7
surrenderat20.net/p/current-pbe-balance-changes.html#lcu
na.op.gg/summoner/userName=yellowish
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

gachi

First for eve

I want to shove my whole arm inside of Trundle!

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Post:
Mains
Secondaries
Lanes you play:Mid,Jungle,Support
Fetish:Impregnation

Fisting is $300.

What's a good runepage for Supports like Janna and Soraka?

So someone wants me to boost them from gold 3 to Plat 5. How much should I charge? They're making me use their smurf so it's going to be harder than just boosting normally.

Also who are some good mid lanes to carry with? I main malz mid but he doesn't carry for shit. For top lane I've got jax/kayle/fiora so that'll be fine.

straight ap

habbeding

My personnel runes for sona, I use it for soraka too though.

>Riot will never disable rerolls for ARAM
>Riot will never require you to own at least 40 champions to play ARAM

Both of these changes would fix the mode forever

What am I looking at

Grrr.

ARAM URF

Lulu = C U T E

Fill
Plug
Cuddle

>reddits hero getting dumped on by hashinshin

based

Alright I'm going to run out grab some lunch come back and eat and when I get home I'm making an account on EU and going to work on that to lvl 30 as a mini project because sona is free to play right now.

Mains: Trundle and Karma
Secondaries: Zyra, Sona, Janna, Soraka, Braum, Nautilus, Leona
Lanes I play: Support mostly with a bit of mid and jungle.
Fetishes: mlac, bara, big pecs, big asses, donut buttholes, watersports, armpits, musk, facesitting, manly alpha men getting mind broken into submissive cumdumps, bukkake, ahegaos, furry, submissive men, and more that i am forgetting

Trundle would let me fist him for free, he's a big guy.

>it's been around 2 months since the last URF
Please Riot, I miss my free wins and key fragments.

No one has any insight on either subject? I really don't play league much anymore so I'm hella out of touch with mid laners. Also prices seem to be ridiculous. I typed gold 3 to Plat 5 on two different websites and they said $100.

Would telling him $50 be ridiculous?

what runes and masteries should i use for zac?

>no fucking Doom Bots yet

>Vladimir

> Base health reduced to 525 from 550

AHAHAHHAHAHAHH GUTTED. What now you dumb Fujoshi

I'm currently open for boosting niggas in bronze/silver/gold on EUW

Feel free to add Lofix if interested

Also, Promo if you're reading this, come online

...

thank you

>biological imperative
>fetish

pick one and only one

How do you like the new client they're planning?

>25 less health
>ahahahahaha gutted

If it's a friend charge them $50 and then $50 to not tell anyone

Anyone else tell them $100, drop to $80 or $75 if they say they'll just do it somewhere else.

CHOOSE 1:

A. Start going to the gym with sona, she'll get toned and maybe even fit if you do it enough, but will lose a bit of her famous ass and tits

B. Encourage her poor eating habits, she'll become even more thicc, but start to grow a bit of a belly. (beware this can get out of hand if you overdo it, and she may quickly become ungodly levels fo thicc)

That's so fucking sexy to look at. Goddamn.

indifferent

Gonna report that to riot support

When you do stuff like this, both options have to be viable. Have a (you) though.

>they can't even have a proper soloQ ranked system
>but ooooooh shiny visuals

>All Random Ultra Rapid Fire

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Armor pen

>Lofix
>Silver 2

For what? Duo queuing with fellow lolg anons? lmao

I mean, you say that, but i'm not sure which one you're refering to

but i do feel like it basically just boils down to what type of body you prefer

I am perma tilted cause i lost a lot of games, what do?

go outside

Stop losing

>armor over flat hp
>hybrid pen reds
>mr blues over mana regen
I guess we are just two different people.

Why is Dom such a little bitch?

>complains about fucking everything
>picks a certain champ then gripes about how useless it feels
>we have a D2 on the team so we have absolutely no chance of winning now!

He just bitches in this monotone voice all day and doesn't do anything else, he's almost as monotone as Dyrus who now only ever fucking plays Gangplank every single game because he literally can't win as any champion that isn't so hideously overloaded

Dynamic queue >>>>> Solo queue
In plat or below

It really is

Take what you can get user

>na.leagueoflegends.com/en/client-update/article/ab6a77f2-6c5f-4981-97d4-a541f9c11de7
>surrenderat20.net/p/current-pbe-balance-changes.html#lcu

(you) git gud

I've seen better b8 m8.

nah, i won't take any of that shite.
I quit in april because of dynamic Q and i've never regretted it.

>Having groups on either team somehow makes for a better experience

kys

>WAAAAH DYNAMIC Q RUINED THE GAME
Fuck off,it doesnt matter for you bronze players because bronze stacks are rare as this pepe

>redditors already mad they can't pick their op champion in urf

the only thing that upsets me is role locking making it a lot harder to properly fill based on bans and picks prior to me.

>unironically defending riot over this

who you callin' bronze?

you would know wouldnt you?

It did though.

Why do you think so many pros and stupid e-streamers are leaving the scene?

>1999
>this toddler is probably already 18

>Every single game I play, Normals, Ranked, or otherwise, has a duo or trio on the enemy team
>Im lucky to have duos on my team, and if I do, its two pairs of duos and me.
Nah DynaQ is cancer

>it took riot months to combine random picks and urf
small indie company

>he doesn't have any friends

>can't spam garen
yea no thanks I'm not touching it

You cant read can you?
He said it doesnt matter to low elo players

Im sad I cant just spam Infinity Edge Garens but oh well

>e-streamers
>leaving league

>pros leaving scene
Mostly due to monetary reasons or attention whoring by "leaving"

videogames are for lonely people. Go out and have fun at a pool party ya filthy cunt.

But it does? It matters in all elos, especially low when you're teamed with retards yet the opposing team is actually competent because of premades.

whenever I go out to a party i just want to go home

How do you counter a big guy like Garen standing on top of minions so you can't last hit them?

>filthy cunt.
Thats why I dont go to pool parties

whats so interesting about hearthstone or wow? these games are shit for spectators

only if lulu is there

Have you tried consuming copious amounts of alcohol?

Then come be lonely and miserable in a game that has a proper fucking soloQ, like we all want.

>17,000 people watching Overwatch

>>>literally nobody cares
>the only overwatch posts on normiebook are just D.Va eating doritos

Lulu is mine, back the fuck off!

Yeah I play splatoon.

No, she's mine.

In.

i don't understand what happened

there was so much hype

Reminder that we can ALL swim in Lulu because she's really nice and wants to include everyone inside her!

People realized it was a shitty fps

Wow! This place is strange. *looks around nervously*

Hi, Im from Reddit. (God they hate me) xD
I heard you had news on a new champion over on the League Of Legends subreddit, mind sharing it with me. They are all talking about you guys and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. You guys arent as scary as they made out I bet you're all a bunch of fluff balls deep down. :P

P.S Heres take one of my frogs, someone said you like them here, and this one I found on google!

Do i have to come and slap your shit?

>caramel freddo

alright, i can let this slide.

People realised that there wasn't much reason to play it beyond the fact that it has "qt waifus".

This account is bought right? na.op.gg/summoner/userName=yellowish

Mostlikely

Best girl.
Best plushies.
Best wife.

is it reportable to play non meta stuff like anivia ad?

Won't she get tired though?

no

not according to riot

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

LETS GO EUW

>AD main wih 80% wr
>Suddenly Top main with 35% w/l
Gee