/srg/ - speedrunning general - "I decided" edition

Question of the day: If you are suspended from using a website for repeated ToS violations, can you really decide to stop using it? Whose decision was it, exactly?

>resources
speedrun.com
speeddemosarchive.com
cyberscore.me.uk
streambig.net
/r/speedruncelebrities
/r/samandtolki
twitter.com/narcissawright
soylent.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=UUd91j-jV4s
youtube.com/watch?v=7bLPZcoLNVs
buzzfeed.com/laurenstrapagiel/do-i-have-boobs-now?utm_term=.uoQYVNP5X#.njM2gwjvR
youtube.com/watch?v=MUCcvWNRTl0&feature=youtu.be&t=50m31s
archive.is/pWLrI
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Have you signed the /srg/ suicide pact yet? If not, please hurry.

You made this thread too early, haha.

>twitch feels too restrictive
>youtube as an alternative

It doesn't matter where he goes, the hugbox will follow.

you just want serg to die.

i cannot allow that to happen.

the thread has become sentient.

>suspended
they restored it and then he deleted it. check the page, it says "deleted by its owner"

when i went in there last his bio said that anyone subbed for a certain amount of months gets mod. he knows nobody cares about his dumbass sleeping and vaping streams but he still wont play video games. what a waste of all that prior attention

>gets banned from twitch
>*out of breath and talking too fast to understand I DECIDE TO NO LONGER USE TWITCH!!!!

clint should be unbanned, I have not even the slightest idea what he did to get banned, but it's obviously not fair

why was clint banned?

he can still go to summer games, but agdq has an established theme of preventing cancer

>rollplays as a female online (95% of the tranny illusion)
>orders dodgy hormones online
>never take them regularly due to being a broke NEET
>still have man mannerisms
>still have man voice
>still have musty man smell

14 posts early.

Elin, simplee elin.

I'm gay for TMR

that's genuinely disgusting

TORJE ON WR PACE

REPEAT

TORJE ON WR PACE

wherever he goes, I'll follow and report him for being a degenerate piece of human trash. he will either get a real job or kill himself. hopefully the latter.

skater bout to get owned back to the lab

Imagine being this vindictive over a tranny wanting to stream naps

gross

Clint didn't pull the fire alarm during Trihex's run. I know this because I did it. Stop believing lies. Clint is banned because he did what Witwix did: demand they get paid for performing at the charity event. They see GDQ staff making over $200,000 and wondered why they don't get anything for bringing in tens of thousands of dollars by themselves.

CHOKE

>choke
>get wr anyway

rmyt

>wr
I have bad news for you.

OH MYEEE GAWWWD

OH MYEEE GAWWWD

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>youtube
then why did he delete all his videos on their a few days ago?

I'm pretty sure Twitch made that decision for him.

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Have you ever played a game so much that you feel like you've ran out of replay value? Some people choose to come up with additional challenges, such as beating a game as fast as possible, scoring as many points as possible, or pushing a multiplayer game to its competitive limit. Ocarina of Time has no scoring system; it's not multiplayer. It is a single-player journey through an epic world. So, how fast can someone beat it? Hi, my name is Cosmo Wright and this is my speedrun of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time in 18 minutes and 10 seconds.

I don't think Clint is banned at all. This whole meme just started as an excuse he could give to his nuthuggers for why he doesn't attend. As you said, there's no longer an incentive to attend for the negligible amount of followers/viewers/subscribers you may gain.

cosmo, come home

emotional outburst #2000

none of them are deleted, just private, just like he can switch his twitch back on whenever he feels like (he will)

well clint is already popular, but agdq 2015 turned big jon from a literal who into a career streamer basically overnight

On the subject of bigjon. His ass got exposed again:

youtube.com/watch?v=UUd91j-jV4s

>jim going back to the old stuff
its about damn time

>this is what breakups do to you

grindxmonkey

you're missing the
FOREVER

youtube.com/watch?v=7bLPZcoLNVs

WILD NARCI STREMA

>Twitch bullied me off the platform
looool

hol up, what happened to the girly voice?

he's just been spouting complete lies the whole time
and wants to enforce more hugbox shit too
>muh wrists
what a fag

He (a male pronoun) gave up on that months ago.

>people with moonman avatars in chat

reminder that twitch is basically just going to steal narcissa's genius stream ideas, which is why they BULLIED her off the platform. narci is a martyr.

the "GDQ boost" works for unknown streamers who are actually entertaining, engaging, or otherwise capable broadcasters.

>patreon might happen

he's been talking about that for the longest time
did it once and either got taken down or he baleeted

a classic

GDQ boost doesn't compensate entertaining runners as they should

doing GDQ runs from 2014 and on is a cuck decision

only retards think they're doing it for a good cause. It stopped being for a good cause in 2013. Now every runner pays the salary for Mike to fight his 3 year old mono

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>GDQ boost doesn't compensate entertaining runners as they should
I completely agree, at least runners in prime slots should be duly compensated. All runners should get some sort of compensation -- even a swag bag or something.

Alternatively, they could do the humble bundle slider and let people donate to the runners as well as the charity as much as they want.

Remember to finger her.

The goal of my entire speedrunning career is to get people to talk about me
nobody is talking about me lately
what do

>muh entertainers
remember when /srg/ preferred pure speedrunners?

I like your idea

it's very sad that "we" who are not involved with the organization and don't get paid for it have better ideas than Mono Uyama, Asian Slut and Matty Thrombosis

that was a shit meme, no one truly believed that

Go trans.

those days are long forgotten my friend

>"i dont think im going back to twitch"
>"this is my new home"

hope dies last, and it has just been put to rest

Sumi chan is the reason why speedrunning is still alive shut up

if you call him 'cosmo' then you're just wrong

A patreon page is supposed to present a case for why you should give the person money. Usually freely available content that you want to keep consuming.

Cosmo has no such case to present, cosmo has no such content.

RIP dugongue

banned for challenging his hugbox. damn fan.

rip our boy duggy yet again
>get out of my castle
holy safe space batman

chat is glod

what did he say

>his

He banned me and said "I'm tired of you challenging everything."

what a fuckwad.

You can't just tell her to get a job, you white male. Trans people are getting murdered in the streets! The singularity is close anyway.

good riddance edgy faggot

>no such content
>everyone in srg right now is obsessively watching his stream

ok

So that's it then, you literally cannot refer to this person by new name, old name, new prounouns, or old pronouns, without this stale shitpost appearing. Being ironically triggered is hardly funny.

Speedrunners are great. Speedrunners who can entertain and hold an audience are even better. It doesn't have to be one or the other.

he just posted this in chat wtf
buzzfeed.com/laurenstrapagiel/do-i-have-boobs-now?utm_term=.uoQYVNP5X#.njM2gwjvR

>whiteknighting a nutjob

in OTHER news, Nintendo referenced speedrunning this morning. is this the end?

youtube.com/watch?v=MUCcvWNRTl0&feature=youtu.be&t=50m31s

No I mean if you look at the Patreon page it literally says he

I'm not clicking that.

>sonic boom
sanic is all about speed anyway so not really

pointing out facts is whiteknighting? srg has been all about cosmo for years.

>everyone in srg right now is obsessively watching his stream
fuck off not all of us are, i'm recording footage for speedguides

what game

I have finished routing my speedgame today.

not bad
what game

N-NANI!?

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based thats a great game

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marxistxmonkey

you the drugo ;^) playing hard?
good job my man

What Patreon page?

read

slayer pls stream ty in advance

screenshot it fag, im not clicking a buzzfeed link

*speed
+monhun

b_ tell y_ to tell z_ to stream n_

yeah i find it hard to concentrate on a full run while i'm on the norco so i'm just doing segmented practiced and recording footage. hopefully in a day or two the pain will be low enough that i can go back to grinding

i completely agree

Oh, for some reason that just flew right over my head. I thought he meant a real Patreon page so I got confused when I couldn't find it.

archive.is/pWLrI

here friends, enjoy

>writing your deep thoughts
>in notepad ++

The pretentiousness is fucking astounding.