/d2g/

Lighting? Check.
Stupid angle? Check.
Makeup? Check.
Average girl having cocks wanked to her online? Check.

>he doesnt have ethernet ports
Are you from nigeria?

He was fucking garbage in the newest LGD though

>swapping the alch that bought back
yeah vega's disbanding

>Alch ragequit

a.uguu.se/G1okk8HRsJWH.webm

router isnt anywhere accessible

>Slack is our guy
-/d2g/

I thought you guys were lying when you said Reddit is responsible for Maut

i guess you missed the part where vengeful spirit swapped him into four enemy heroes

Wait that was actually FNG on Pudge? I thought Solo was playing it.

8.5/10 tbqhwyf

Veeky Forums is always right
- reddit

I really really enjoyed this piece of music where I can torrent it?

>married
what the fuck man

K W N L
W
N
L

kek

Hey did anyone try to make a 6.88 poster with that movie "something Illusions"? Or at least a better one than what I did in paint without cleaning up the text at all.

>players requesting a 10 minute delay
I can only imagine the Vega voice channel right now.

>Lighting? Check.
youre right, should have taken it pitch black
>Stupid angle? Check.
head on is a stupid angle?
>Makeup? Check.
lip balm is makeup?
>Average girl having cocks wanked to her online? Check.
who hurt you user?

>>players requesting a 10 minute delay
>I can only imagine the Vega voice channel right now.
Why? Did Vega pause to check wards

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>Lip balm

When is our guy(Metro sexual)streaming?

>lip balm
are you this gullible that you fall for feminine cosmetic product lies

I wonder what playing with Mag is like.

His IQ is the same as Einsteins.

>alchemist dies
>vengeful spirit gets initiated on
>alchemist buys back
>alchemist goes to help vengeful spirit
>vengeful spirit, who's being attacked by four heroes, swaps herself out with alchemist
>alchemist gets stunlocked to dieback

i'd be pretty fucking pissed too

>when you play Alchemist you want your networth to be similar to the enemy's

Wtf purge?

>If I spend 2 hours taking a picture it'll hide my face's shitty skeletal structure

?
Everyone knows that CIS IQ is inflated massivley compared to EU and NA.
He'd be a 120iq scrub over here.

similar to the entire enemy's networth, its common for Alch to be 10k+ ahead of anyone

HELP ME VG I ATE TOO MUCH CAKE AND CANT PLAY SOME DOTES NOW

WAT DO

he meant entire enemy teams networth duh

Can you elaborate? The russian tests give a bigger score to pander to the people?

gotta give birth to that chocolate mud baby

cnt u just eat bread

>"women wear makeup 24hrs a day guys"

Is Kaipi really gonna beat Vega again?
How is this even happening?

no, they just wear it whenever they interact with anyone ever

vega = bad
pld = good
it's pretty simple desu

no he didn't, he literally said that alch wants to be behind because "when you die you give less comeback gold"

this is literally your dota two professional analyst

Hey dotards, would you like some FREE items?
1. Don't ask for anything that was gifted to me.
2. No more than 1 item/set
Add and tell me what you want if you do want anything
/id/2331027812

How can a team just get a tier 1 player to play for them and qualify them for a tourney and then drop him for their actual other player?

shes on a webcam, she has make up on

>a.uguu.se/G1okk8HRsJWH.webm
Things like this are making me proud of being a slav

>the female creature that he saw smiling (and thus making his heart-rate increase) is not nearly as attractive as he thought it was
>s-she's not as pretty without make up
excellent post lad to bad she clearly still has make up on and looks like a hideous goblin

It's true that pld is fucking good but you can't win a team game like Dota all by yourself.
A couple of months ago they were having problems beating Tier 3 teams and now they're beating Vega.

Anyone who believes this is a DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOT

Vega isn't good. they roll with the drafts and kaipis drafts are better

Vegas problem seems to be they aren't a cohesive unit so bamboe styles on them when he gets a high impact hero which leads to disarray and feeding

Vega also picked fucking pudge and carry venge for some reason

NO I ATE TOO MUCH CAKE

Is this the most beautiful woman in League of Legends?

Why dotard streamers are so shit? There are only 2-3 tolerable ones and the rest are either cam whores or russians

white flight

All (((gamer girls))) that flock to esport are disgenuine sluts that are bad and that are in for the fame, money and lust of desperate virgins.
Can we just move on now?

Let's at least fap to some decent material, thanks.

What's singus solo mmr now anyway?
Did he finally stop pissing around with his meme stack 24/7 and git gud?

report jungle pa

I think he's like 7.1 or 7.2.

So this is what that guy spamming "you had a good run dotards" posts now?

Funny, as any other form of autism.

what on gods green earth makes you think a single young adult woman is going to snapchat herself without some extreme beauty buffer on first
and shes going out to an afterparty anyway, you think shes not going to be buried in the stuff?

Which offlaners should I grind solo mmr with?
I need some fresh shit, spamming Void is getting me down.

>mirana oracle void ET
>slacks: "i don't see any synergy here man"

people dotards are too busy playing their actually fun game instead of streaming hearthtard

**SCREEN THIS**

new liquid is

1.matu
2.miracle
3.zai
4.kuro
5.cr1t

**SCREEN THIS**

>Tiny
yeah go game 5

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/50mihj/i_am_unironically_97_mmr_ama_i_will_try_to_answer/d75b4t4?context=3

why are boys so bad at dota?

he could have at least chosen to spam an artist that isn't garbage like aka6 sMh familia

who cucked you

t.Virgins

axe

>zai and clit on the same team

what did he mean by this?

PA

>miracle followed liquid's manager
So it's confirmed at this point. Miracle for Fata seems like a great deal, but Bulba for Jerax is absolutely awful. What do you think /d2g/?

>doubting sing's phase tiny
He will destroy this game.

0 chance of this happening.

I would dickride that team so hard though.

>she wears makeup even when she sleeps.

>tfw no resident sparrow spammer

did you try tiny

she looks like a transvestite in that picture

>if you refresh the stream you won't be able to watch twitch

holy shit that's scary

what if I misclick F5?

it's time to wake up loltard she ain't that pretty

what is her obsession with her clown lipstick?

...

i havent spoken to a girl romantically in 5 weeks

SPOILER THAT SHIT HOLY FUCK I WAS EATING

SINGSING IS A GOD

PERFECT SD TINY BLOCK

>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR

ahhhhh, farming (You)s has never been so easy

>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK

MOUZ PICKING UP KAIPI WHEN?

Rough idea of what the monkey king's skills would be like based strictly on the trailer we saw.

(Q) Among the trees
>The Monkey king will be able to hop on a tree, elevating him (similar to highground), and granting him flying vision in a 600 AoE. He can only hop from one tree to the next within a 600 AoE and each hop costs mana. He can still attack units close enough to him. The skill ends when he targets the ground to hop in, dealing AoE damage or the duration expires.

damage:75/100/125/150
duration: 20
mana cost:60
CD: 34/30/26/22

(W)Mimicry
>The Money King can mimic any unit or tree on the map, except roshan or ancient units. He gains most of the properties of that unit, except the items that the unit is carrying. The monkey king gains spells from neutral units he mimics but not from heroes.

duration: 10/12/14/16
CD: 35 seconds

(E)Ruyi Jingu Bang
>The monkey king extends his staff, allowing him to perform melee attacks at an increased range, but lowering his base attack time. For a number of attacks he deals bonus magical damage to enemies based on the distance between them and the monkey king and breaks them for a duration. He can press this skill hotkey again to slam his extended staff on the ground, dealing his attack damage to all enemies in a line and ending this skill.

Number of attacks: 6/8/10/12
Extended melee range: 600/700/800/900
break duration: 2
mana cost:150
CD:35/30/25/20

(R)The King's Army
>The monkey king will use his hairs to create savage clones of himself. The monkey king will create a clone in a 600 AoE around him periodically for a duration. The clones can individually hop on trees like the original monkey king and will activate ruyi jingu bang when the king activates the skill.

Number of clones created: 1 every 0.5 seconds
Duration:2/3/4/5
Clone damage dealt: 50%
Clone damage taken: 200%
Clone's duration:10 .

Sounded better in my head to be honest, but what do you guys think?