[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

Why don't you fuck off and create your own autistic thread

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dayum these games of thrones bitches be catty af

>0-4 visit grandma
>5-9 play vidya

>you will never ride with a cute loli anime girl on a NSR 50
why live

press f to pay respects

That pipe looks alot like the size of my dick

>11

Welp looks like the result are inconclusive.

Better roll again

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weedfags really are this delusional

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>r/motorcycles

Oh you're at it again aren't you?

Fuck you I'm not going.

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motovlogger-worthy crash right there

is that you?

Does anyone on /dbt/ use locks? I park my baiku in front of the house (good part of town) but I am considering SEM at the very least and perhaps more adventure in the future.

Good investment or wasted money?

I ride an old looking bike so i don't need lox

why

> move somewhere new
> check out moto gear shop
> bigger than any shop I've been in
> get a job there
> gonna blow my paychecks on gear

Living the life, dbt. Full klim gear might be my first purchase.

how much per week

wasted money since I can still bust a nut onto your seat

I was just looking at the eshop of a store I haven't been to yet. I just wanted some side-bags, now I want a lock as well, maybe some bungee cords, the possibilities are endless

I'll start at 10/hr but raises are pretty common there from what the other employees tell me.

I have a beast of a chain and lock that I use at home but it's too heavy for taking anywhere. For SEM I'll bring the padlock and a steel cable so I'll still be able to lock the bike to things. Also my disc lock just because it's small, light and every little helps.

I wish the shops around here had more stuff, selection is pretty much down to Alpinestars, Tourmaster, Icon and Joe Rocket with a few Scorpion sprinkled in.

> toohot.webm
You got it all wrong m8, you were going too _fast_ in that webm.

Captcha
Imagine you go do a TRACK DAY BRO and there's this really buff looking motherfucker with a bald head running around topless. You pull into the paddock, park the car, do your prep, take a shit and when you want to head out to the track your bike is gone...
Then you look around and see this dude carrying one bike under each arm, setting them up in the pit lane so you can go and ride.
And his name was...
PADDOCK VEHICULES

Not bad 2bh pham

Looking at beginner bikes and this caught my eye

Yay or Nay?

tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mcy/5662466401.html

They have revit, a*, icon, dainese, kli, tourmaster, rs taichi, and a few others for main gear. It's a massive store

I think it's a pretty good setup at the moment. I'll look for a better paying job but for right now I'll enjoy the novelty of working there

You'll be wishing you had a bigger bike a month into owning that

that sounds pretty awesome, must be a warm weather state

It's Colorado

you got a job at rockymountain atvmc?

No, don't know where that is.

my bad i got mixed up, rmc is in utah not colorado.
either way you should hook us up with discount gear

this m8

no
I just webm reddit fails, they're so bad I can't comprehend how

>15 degrees of lean
>didnt think it could lean more
goddamn reddit

>250
>cruiser
Choose one

>deliberately not turning

I might consider doing a giveaway if I snag any gear for whatever reason. Maybe do it based on dubs or trips

you're mother cruised on my 250 inch dick fagett

you missed the decimal point bruh
>2.50"

>no liter no peter

I like the part where he is going along the grass without a problem then he locks up his brakes and eats shit

underrated post

ayyyyy pre-fourth of july bbq in gold ol' Cincinnati. Gonna get even fatter today, can't wait. What are you people's plans for the 3rd and 4th?

>What are you people's plans for the 3rd and 4th?
Spontanious BBQ tonight, as the weather did a full 360 and went from flooding my house this morning to clear blue sky with a hot sun now.
Tomorrow working, hopefully getting a performance appraisal.

Jerking off and going to work.
> DEUTSCHLAND FICK JA

>What are you people's plans for the 3rd and 4th?
3rd: woik
4th: get up early and check Juno's orbital insertion didn't fuck up.

>he can't celebrate independence or be accused of Naziism
Damn bro the French got you down.

Celebrating independence means you once weren't independence, which is a sign of weakness.

nigga

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Prussian_War

At one point you were Napoleon's bitch, much like the rest of Euro

I'm not German.

We only had a Rabbit called Napoleon.

bbq, beer and explosions

Feels bad man.
Also these cunce.
> when you live above a restaurant, there's a lot of people downstairs watching football on a projector screen and you hear small children chanting "Deutschland! Deutschland! Deutschland!" -- makes me sick
OMG CHILD NAZIS

Forgot pic
REEEEEEEEE

wat r u den

Jesus christ how shameful.

There's nothing wrong with loving your country etc.
Who cares about joos, fuck Hitler for making your fellow people such apologists.

My uncle went to the mech and tried my bike without asking me.

I'm getting kinda tired of his bullshit.
His favourite joke is "lol the bike works as long as you don't touch it", motherfucker rides maybe 5k km a year only on sunday morning between the same 3 locations.

Next time he's gonna go for a ride I'm gonna follow him and slash his tires when hes taking a break, fucking idiot buys them used anyway.

my fuckin dad keeps bitchin about how my car sounds like a bomb and when it's going to break down and shit

>he doesn't warm it up to move it, the valve lifters are literally not oiled because the oil drained out of the heads overnight
holy fuck reeee

Lol my uncle's car still has one of the original tires, he bought it in 2007 and has 100k km on it.

He's a cheap bastard, I don't even think the car ever had a change of oil.

lel
>giving a lift to father because his car broke down
>"why do you keep 4 fingers on the levers"
>"you need to be more careful with that clutch"
>"why did you take out the passenger pegs, this is dangerous"
>"why won't your indicators shut off by themselves"

he rode '60s dualsports and dirtbikes, after he moved he's never touched anything more fierce than a scooter

>"why do you keep 4 fingers on the levers"
why tho indeed
one or two at max so you still hav ea good grip on handle

haha nice one user kekekekekeke

I'm looking to buy my first set of riding pants. I want a pair of riding jeans, but I'm having trouble figuring the right material, is Cordura similar to having Kevlar? I see a lot of jeans mention they have Aramidic with strategically placed Kevlar, but that doesn't include the front of the jean. Is that something to worry about?

lel no
not when i'm 80kg, papa 90 and the bike 200

3rd, Finally got around to mounting the bikes on the wall and cleaning up the garage.

4th, I'm doing a Gran Fondo dry run with a few friends.

5th, an all day Duck ride through the Dolomites with some other friends.

A death grip on the handlebars doesn't help anything

>2 fingers on handle 2 fingers for clutch/brake
>death grip
you might need some lessons in reading comprehension

>5th, an all day Duck ride through the Dolomites with some other friends.

Go check out the vajont damn, it's pretty interesting.

Cordura is similar to Kevlar in that it's abrasion resistant and strong, but Kevlar is way better at it with the bonus of an ultra high melting point.

I've been to Maniago a bunch of times. It's only 20km from work.

Cordura is just a brand-name for specific weaves of Nylon.
'Aramids' are the family of fabrics Kevlar belongs to.

If you want jeans rather than proper riding trousers, look for ones with either Kevlar or other Aramid fibre reinforcement. Denim or Nylon isn't going to do shit.

>SV
nigger what?
That's not an SV, looks like a GS frame

do you happen to have the video of the guy riding off a hairpin at 2mph into a guardrail? The video was taken down a while back so I can't find it

Because he deffinetly wishes they were going "Allah! Allah! Allah!".

CULTURAL ENRICHMENT

nope I just have those 3 webms posted so far.

jesus this is fucking embarrassing

So dbt I'm new round these parts and relatively new to riding about 9 months in those 9 months I have gone down twice one was because I was being retarded riding at night in the rain on roads I don't know the other I got brake checked by an asshole pulling out of a neighborhood had nowhere to go but the gravel been 6 months since my accident and bike needs new tires and clutch also some buffing and a new grip and maybe a new tank... knee put a good dent into it... on the gravel drop...so what do you guys think... pick up a new bike and fix this one up later and give it to my dad or just fix it and hold off on a new bike for a while I love the bike but it's not quite what I'm looking for... also needs a 6th gear 4k at 55 is a little rough for a bike that tops off at 8600 so what does Veeky Forums think

I simply love how some engines just seem to be fucking bored. Just like this one.

That is why you don't keep those brakes held while tight cornering... learn to commit lol

Please learn how to use punctuation. Reading your post was painful.

ever heard of commas?
if i were you i'd run that one to the ground and then get something else...
tyres are nothing and a dent is not gonna stop you

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