[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

>2t
>RENG DENG DENG
>muh powerband

>4t
>VREEEM VROOOOM
>BOPBOPBOPBOPBOP
>muh reliability

I'm happy with both

>dmg cntrl

lmao

Rainy day today :'(

On the bright side though, I worked all 3 shitpiles today all morning/early afternoon and got a ton done.

Pretty much
>2t
>Reng deng
>Light as fuck
>Have to premix
>Shit fuel mileage

>4t
>tunkathunkathunka
>Dat torque
>Heavier
>Have to do valve checks otherwise very low maintenance

car

For what? Japcrap a shit (honda biggest shit)

take your overheating, slower than a GTR cage out of here

>triggered hard as fuck
>dmg cntrl engaged

lmao

>if you need 4 wheels just ride 2 bikes

Ill fucking kill you faggot virgin weeb

>Want to work on bikes
>Over 100 outside, probably 120 in my garage
I'll wait until it cools down

Shit m8. I know that feel.

why so mad user

How's dbt this lovely rainy evening

>when your garage has A/C

Anyone else having fun this weekend?

No, some faggot bought the used bike I wanted.

KEK

It's not funny anymore. A few threads is fine, but it's been at least a god damn week.

more like a month

More like a month or even more.

When I buy a house my garage will definitely have A/C. I'm renting right now.

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Are there any Independence Day sales for any motorcycle sites online? Everywhere I've seen has been underwhelming

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I thought you owned a house, guess iw as wrong.

Nope, still renting since we aren't sure how long we are staying here.

>Have to premix

It takes less than a minute to do it's not a con in any way.

It's a con if you want to fill up at a gas station on a ride and don't bring oil with you

Bought a new bike?

Sup senpai?

elpaso.craigslist.org/mcy/5663074479.html

I've wanted a dualsport for awhile but I probably shouldn't be tossing around that much money right now.

Thoughts on the bike?

Anyone who rides a 2t knows to take oil with them. I can hide it in my airbox so I don't even need a backpack.

Also service stations sell 2t premix oil in case you do forget.

Furries and cruiser fags out.

Worst case scenario is that it runs but engine is fucked and just replace the whole engine. But still seems like a good deal.

I just came back from a hiatus. Jesus Christ /dbt/ what happened? We've always been shit but in a fun way. This is just sad.

all you need to do is report him, but /dbt/ enjoys getting cucked

I'm amazed and baffled every time I see this vid. I'll never be this gud and it makes me legit depressed.
Holy shit, you still exist? I haven't seen you in forever.

>what happened?
>Drop user
>viccb400sf
>Bunch of newfriens and trips forcing memes just to fit in
>summer 1st bike advice

At least cta is going to cum on ybrgrills pic. Im looking foward to that.

>furry
Nah fuck that gay shit
>cruiser fag
And?

I got b& replying to that.

Yeah bruv. Just been busy and have no time to shitpost anymore.

To bad m8. Its going to be funny when wr sees it.

lol

dude lmao so cool

Is that a Ducati?

Haven't been here since you got a focus iirc. Still have it?
Isn't that his crush or something?

Don't do it senpai, took a bunch a few weeks ago after smoking a few bowls, eating a cookie from dat dispensery, and drinking like 15 beers. The uber home was like going warp speed through deep space senpai.

buying bike on cl - do i have to get a tag before i can ride it home?

Summoning wr.
I have something for you.

Replied to the wrong post?

It's 3am in Germany, m8. He wont be up for another few hours.

it's 3am here nigga

No, I thought I recognised the classic Italian styling of a Ducati.

lol

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People stay up way later than that to shitpost here. I've stayed up until 9am before.

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Impressive butt plugs.

What the hell is that?

Wondering if I should get a Miata to go along with my bike.

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Nah you should get a practical car that will compliment your bike, not something that is also impractical.

>those wheels
>that lip
jesus christ user that's just ugly

Small one

>Isn't that his crush or something?
Yes. hes obssed with ybrgrill.

Very fitting
>fag bike and fag car

I can feel your jelly

What if I have a practical car?

Knock yourself out with your slow meme-machine then and carry on

JUST POST THE KUMMIES ALREADY

All this picture needs for ultimate homosexuality, is CTA to cum on it.

only thing you can feel is deez nuts

You have a very cute bike.

where did you get those sunken mount turn signals? jeesh, why even have them when noone can see your blinker?

>broke up with girlfriend
>shortly after sells the bike we picked out together
>everytime I see my bike alone in the garage it feels like it's incomplete and I don't want to ride it
just kill me

Who's that?

To get this back into a bike thread; anyone use a ram mount? I'm scared to put my phone in one unless it's in that waterproof box. Seems like the one with the rubber grips could let go on a big bump.

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I'm trying to be picky about it so the bike will last me, but yes in a pinch the gas station oil would work.

Yeah got it a couple weeks ago

hey user can i ride your bikuu

No fuck off, you don't even ATGATT.

Sell it and get a new bike.

My mount is a rubber waterproof phone case that physically clips in to just a little ring around the handlebars and it works perfectly, so much more low tech than a ram mount, waterproof and only cost me 20 bucks.

I believe they're meant for bicycles but w/e

I'm assuming it's tethered but hitting your tank still can't be good for it.

Anyone have personal experience with ram/any other brand of phone mounts?

If it works it works, right?

What are you guys drinking tonight dbt?

Basically yeah, i'm not sure why people pay 3x the amount for ram mounts that aren't waterproof.

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Are you building pipebombs again, Jamal?

Cartanly not spic juice.

ask a guy who doesn't wear gear at all during summer except for helmet
fuck roasting in 100+'F temperatures while wrapped up in gear. even summer gear is way too fucking hot. would rather have all my skin ripped off than be put into an oven of a suit.

The Kraken is my shiiiiiiiiiiiittttt.
Need to hit up the bigger liquor stores to find it though.