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>tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

I think of something completely different when I see that

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

>beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

REEE

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bong bong bong bong

[cock slurping sounds]

good job at ruining the thread summerfag

vrooooooo *clunk* rwooooooooooooooo *clu-clunk* rwoooooooooooo

>g-get out summerfag, I've been here since March

>posting facebook tier boomer shite
>thinking you're not cancer

Get out.

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>implying a Type R doesn't outclass whatever shitbox you drive

Yeah something about that gen civic si makes girls wet. Lack of center console + center mounted shift knob makes it easier for your gf to get work done ;^)

Seriously though great car

nice job outing yourself as a summerfag again

Hell hath no buttfury like butthurt hondafags

sure is summer in here

EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>your door is a jar

>chirp chirp

>chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp

aweeoooweeoooeweeeoooooooweeoooooo

boowoohwoohwoohwoohwoohwoohwooh

dooooo deeeee dooooo deeeee dooooo deeee dooooo deeeee

whooooooooooooooooop whoooooooooooooop

deek deek deek deek deek deeek deek deek deek

whewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhew

THUD

*whhhhiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

THUNK

"cracking bones"

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honk honk

sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi

Underrated

Kkkkhhhhhhhrrrrr

Dear god why

>2016
>not being Hellaflushâ„¢

kill yourself

>this gets deleted
>shitposting about RWD/sports cars all over the board left untouched
Janny confirmed hondacuck

I don't know why user. I like low, but not that low. I'm only a little lower than function allows and I only have problems on shitty roads.

what was it?

Just a picture of a Civic with "[cock sucking sounds]" or something

beep beep

>bong bong bong bong
My old box Panther had this for the alarm, so soothing

>hon hon

>tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

kek, triggered summerfag mad he gout outed

>seatbelt alarm for the FUCKING PASSENGER SEAT

tick tick tick beep beep beeeeeep

>place anything heavier than a pound on the seat and BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

those are GAY

youtube.com/watch?v=4TovqogviVU

How many retarded memes are you going to try to cram into the same post [multiple times] to pretend you're not a summefag?

>turns wheel
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

Cool car alarm Ahmed, wanna bring it to the White House?

REEEEEEEEEE

kek, i get the reference

rip in peace sweet prince

i will never understand this lack of logic

>turn wheel to full lock

pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

youtu.be/HfQCje-aUck?t=1m7s

Not a single non-pedestrian car in that lot

beepbeepbeepbeep beepbeepbeepbeep beepbeepbeepbeep

braasAAaaAAAHHHH
SUTUTUTUTU
braasAAaaAAAHHHH
SUTUTUTUTU

hon hon hon

>Waiting for oil to circulate
VROOHUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupup

sckrunk KA bung clung ka POW clunk clunk clunk caclunk clunk clunk

(breaks down)

SCRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ayyyyyyy!! my dad taught me stick in that exact car

almost forgot about that happy little fuck

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BA-RAP BA-RAP BA-RAP BA-RAP BA-RAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

Ding dong ding dong ding dong

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>Let me sing the song of my people.
>ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, rest 10 seconds then ding some more, repeat.

>deja vu

my mother has been driving a 300c for 5 years and she still didn't learn to just use the seat belt. she just drives and after 3 minutes of beep beep beep she's like "OK CAR ITS OK I'LL USE THE SEATBELT"

>I've just been in this place before

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>Burrrrr BWARR WAPPP WAPPP WAPPP

dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd

Shut up! I'm literally sitting in my car with the radio on and engine off as I post this.

>ding!

You haven't experienced a real beep beep until you seat in a Volvo
It goes like this:
>Under 20km/h
>Barely audible and quite pleasing sounding slow beeps
>Between 20 and 40km/h
>Traditional beep beep beep beep
>Over 40km/h
>Radio volume is automatically turned down
>Loud as fuck BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP starts

You can hear it from outside the car with the windows rolled up and it doesn't even stop after a few minutes like many other cars do

my volvo does not do this. its a s60

wapp? wtf no

I have a '07 C30 and it does that.
I guess it's the same for V50s and S40 from the same generation

explodes.

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>BACK SHIMASU bimb bimb bimb

This

my jar is most definitely not a door

so you're saying in theory someone could fuck with the seatbelt sensor and disable the seatbelt light to fuck with people?

My dad had a work van like that when I was little. The seatbelt sensor wouldn't work for whatever god damn reason and my dad said it was too expensive to replace considering everything else worked fine, so literally any time that van was being driven it would beep 24/7.

>put backpack on passenger seat
>BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

I guess, but what i described was not a malfunction or a hack, it's the normal behaviour of the system

>drive older car
>light comes on a few seconds at startup and just goes away

IIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM GGGGAAAAAAAYYY

When you hit the limiter if you tune it with flashpro

>tinkletinkletinkletinkletinkletinkletinkletinkletinkle

I think my car has the gayest beep noise. It has this Ding! Ding! sound (Like a jingle bell, not the robot sounding one).

rattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattle

KABOOOOOOOOM

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nice dui light