Is it worth having your bolsters ruined for a good BJ?

Is it worth having your bolsters ruined for a good BJ?

No

wrong. but it depends if she knows what shes doing.

kucl

>tfw never had a bj

On a slightly related note holy fuck I hate having fat people in my car. I'm constantly aware of the 25 year old leather and foam straining and deforming under their 350lb ass. It's a bucket seat in a sports car so the bolstering is fairly aggressive, and the leather is dry and cracks and splits with ease no matter how much I've tried to condition it

By the time we get to the destination and they swivel their legs out putting their entire weight on the outside bolster as they clamber out I'm noticeably pissed off at them and they have no idea why

Maybe if you weren't so fucking ugly you could stop banging fat chicks.

Move out of your mom's house so you don't have to drive her around anymore.

>not conditioning your leather

Ram has a swing up center console and quasi-bench so the only problem there is the stick which gets worked around. No action in the fox so far but if some random girl I was giving a ride got so wet from the torks she was grabbing my cock I wouldn't say no even though the seats are problematic already.

Uh, a good blowjob means that nothing in your car gets ruined/stained. Have you ever even gotten a blowjob?

stop going to ya sister for sloppy seconds...

Why would you let someone put your genitals in their mouth? The mouth has 20-100 billion bits of bacteria so why would you let them get that on your genitals.

So the answer is no.

Put a rubber on to ease your sperg and hire a hooker to give you one. Once you know what it's like, I bet you'd do anything including sucking the cum out of a dead faggots asshole to get another.

>not being able to read

thanks but I just have a fat buddy but he's pretty cool and I'm not just gonna cut him off bc he's a fat piece of shit

he's seriously trying to lose weight now anyways good for him

actually did have me mum in the car once, she's not horribly fat but still overweight and still pissed me off

Knees on bolsters are no bueno

DAILY REMINDER IF YOUVE HAD SEX WITH FEWER THAN 20 WOMEN YOURE NOT A MAN YET, BOY

why would I want sluts in my car to begin with?

benchseats are garbage and arent worth anything

Get old school buckets, the really restrictive ones.

How do you go through life not getting pussy at least monthly? Like not being in jail or the army, just legit not being able to get it, how does that even happen? Dont you get depressed over it?

I think its called not being a slave to your dick

Humans are biologically programmed to be slaves to something. That's why communities and governments work for us.

Might as well be a slave to something that also gives literal minute(s) of satisfaction.

>Humans are biologically programmed to be slaves to something.

well thats the most depressing thing Ive seen in a few minutes

get some willpower man

On anime porn site that also has car threads
>Self control

All my center consoles are too big to get a blow job so I don't really worry about it. I also live with my girlfriend so I can get blowjobs all around the house.

>virgin

Bench seats solve that problem.

Condoms are worse than Keurig coffee cups that pollute landfills. They don't degrade.

So I don't buy those either.

>Roadtripped 'Murica with GF last year
>Drove a family friends 2012 f150
>GF gave me a BJ in the middle of the Mojave while I was driving

I AM A REAL AMERICAN NOW

but srsly besides utes Australia sucks and besides working visas there is no way into the states

>Bolsters

>mfw bench seat