Screw break off

>Screw break off

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>brake job done
>go to put wheels back on
>studs are stretched and cross-threading themselves
>late at night, everything's closed.

outer has become worn
go to replace it but it was put in cross threaded in the first place

outer what? FUCXXKING WHAT? TELL ME, ASSHOLE

What?

Time to get creative...

I'm gonna need: 3 vise grips, one table saw, a smoke machine and a rubber chicken.

>removing pilot bearing, have no bread

wet newspaper or grease

>didn't believe this
>watch it on YouTube
>can't believe this dickhead is hammering bread into his engine
>mfw the bearing pops straight out

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>mfw it worked

mfw

When i did my clutch i just screwed that lisle pilot remover u use with a grease gun and tightened it real tight than put a wrench behind it and hammered it out. No mess at all.

>brake job on Mercedes
>Get to the retaining screw on the rotor
>Okay I seen people strip this before gotta be rea- AND ITS STRIPPED.
>try easy out. Nope.
>drill all the way through and shove the smallest hex key I've got.
>it's out
>barely missed the threads.
>go find a replacement, only one place has it and gotta wait 2 hours for it to be ordered.
>wat.jpg
>part arrives and proceed with beating the rotor with a metal hammer.
>Itsoff.png
>rust...rust everywhere.
>scotchbrite that bitch.
>Anti seize, reinstall, put new pads. Done.

Turns out the reason I stripped the screw was because I for some stupid reason kept tighting instead of loosening. Oh well. now I know better.

When those screws fuck up I just leave them off.
Theyre just from the factory assembly line so the rotors dont move.

Why not a real live chicken?

It's very easy to make sure those screws don't fuck up. Without those screws it's more of a pain in the ass to bolt the wheel on to the hub, unless you use a rod/stud tool.

for me the single defining reason i dont work on my own cars is because

siezed bolts

rusted bolts

snapping heads off bolts

if i get into any of these situations i dont really have the resorces or time to tackle somthing that involved myself

that being said there is a reason why i buy newer or rust free cars whenever i can

>Lug bolts

found the problem

Because smacking someone with a live chicken is not as satisfying.

what the absolute fuck

>mfw tried bread and grease with no luck
>wound up spraying it with ac refrigerant and chiseling it

Grease works too. Basically anything incompressible that is viscous enough not to run out of hole.

Tape works (around a bar). But I just turned a scrap piece of steel about .005" less than the bearing and one good tap popped it right out.