/d2g/ Dota 2 Gulag

what if there was an item like armlet but for int instead of str

My ass is actually fucking enormous.

what if casting solar crest on enemies diminished their evasion

Who gives a shit about being nice? I want this pussy, but I'll never get it...

I fucking feel you my nigga, can't fit into any of my pants anymore

>its a you make tons of space but it turns out no one on your team has the mental capacity to even tie their shoes

what if hotd made dominated creep auras global

pics

I understands people that spam things like Meepo, Arc Warden,Pudge even, but fucking Sniper?

Bloodthorn already has teamwide true strike on the target

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>Go into my usual Veeky Forums generals
>People organizing multiplayer matches
>People sharing funny or intriguing screenshots
>People posting paragraphs of theorycrafting and meta discussions
>People are teaching new players how shit works

>Go into /d2g/
>waifushit
>forced/reddit memes
>/pol/ flame-baiting / racebaiting
>e-celebs
>1 sentence posts of morons trying to be clever

>EG
>domination

apex kek

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Reminder that no matter how bad this game is, at least it will never EVER be as bad as League of Legends

>shit client
>shit ui
>summoner spells
>recall
>runes and masteries
>have to unlock champions
>lanes are always the same
>a bunch of scaling with time shit
>warding is a complete travesty
>trinkets
>no courier
>lane sustainability consists on buying potions every time you go back to base, no other consumables
>every item upgrade requires a recipe, there's no combining two or more items without spending some extra gold
>most expensive item costs 3733 gold
>almost every hero has a gap closer
>can't even check other champion's spells in-game or see what my teammates are maxing first
>laning phase lasts like 20 minutes
>bushes
>no trees
>no highground
>no day-night rotation
>map is like 65% of dota 2's map and there's no teleport item so you just walk everywhere and there's less commitment to rotations
>lane creep aggro is shittier, creeps stop following you after a certain distance even if they still have vision of you
>lack of neutral creep mechanics like stacking, pulling, blocking
>supports have way less things to do compared to dota supports
>no in-game voice chat
>can't ever attack friendly units
>no turn rates, makes melee champs easier to kite and combined with every hero having a gap closer and flash makes positioning less important
>your hero is always selected, no RTS-like multiple unit controlling
>AP and AD instead of stats
>can't search for a game in any server at any time or multiple servers at once, can't search multiple gamemodes at once
>skills having lower cooldown and manacost means you are way less punished for missing or misusing a skill in league than in dota
>stable metagame
>you don't lose gold when you die

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>b-bbut muh honeypot lans

Fucking please, there are no good generals. Even the Overwatch one is mainly waifushitters already and that game's only been out for a few months

what if vlads could be activated to temporarily double the stats on the carrier but disable the aura

so what magical Veeky Forums generals are those friend

what if

>WHAT IF

valve sells "mmr pass"

>MMR PASS

that makes you queue for that mmr for 1 game and has 50% off if you buy 2 more passes.

$2.99 for 2k mmr
$4.99 for 3k mmr
$6.99 for 4k mmr
$12.99 for 5k mmr
$14.99 for 6k mmr
$15.99 for 7k+ mmr
$16.79 for 1 mmr
and

>AND

All mmr-fags who got matched with a "passer" will get notification "Match with a passer found!" where you can decline freely.
You don't lose mmr when a passer is in the game but queueing ranked is still the way to use pass.

all players who won that match will get free

>FREE

item set

this can be a 3 day

>2 DAY

1 day event from store

>most money means they're good at dota

You're right. We need more husbando posting instead. I'll start

Sniper is freelo but it's like, how can you not fall asleep after more than a few games with him?

what if sunder wasnt blocked by linkens

im not reading thsi lmao

what if rupture stunned like mana leak does

would outworld devourer have a canine penis, or an equine?

>aoe sunder
no i do not want that in my games

Equine. Definitely equine

I think Equine would fit him more.

one word hombre

yes

is this new hero?

i think i remember people drawing him with a knot back in the days when we had good OC

To whom was saying i was wrong
a portal is basically a door or a shape that something can pass through
it does not matter if this shape has velocity or not, what matters is the object
i am even proven right in the first portal game
when you try to escape glados
i am right you are wrong

where the FUCK is my medal?

what if mana leak gave allies mana and stunned them at 100% mana

maybe he'd have a feline

what if my life werent a meaningless parody of itself

what is the difference? why does it matter?

I didn't want to contemplate this today

canine, call me a faggot but knots are hot

>why does it matter
Why doesn't it?

>Watching Grant cast for the first time
>Literally great play by play
>decent hype
>1000000000x better than Mautism
what the fuck?

>he doesn't know the difference between canine and equine cocks

I got you.

Knots are pretty hot. But I just love the thought of OD getting assfucked while his big horsecock flops everywhere

>his team cannot consistently place well in the Only Tournament That Matters

>he thinks it's race-baiting
Wew

>she will never know I exist
>she will go on fucking a britbong lanklet instead of a hung Nordic like me

sigh

what if

it was a horsecock with a knot

l-lewd...

Where is Arteezy stream?

>Aghanim's Scepter Upgrade: Sunder is now a ground-targeted 300/400/450 AOE ability. Any health stolen from enemy heroes that add up to above Terrorblade's maximum HP is added as bonus health for 3/4/5 seconds.

icefrog here, need someone to post the webm

I am lewd. Maybe I should write.

Who cares? BSJ is streaming.

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I was debating spamming Oracle once upon a time. For some reason its just really easy to chill with him and do shit. That was like before he got nerf/buffed again, though.

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leave normie filth

Knots are good but equine penis suits OD more on the grounds that it makes him seem more powerful and "foreign" with a long, thick almost proboscis-like cock, so it works both when he's on top and on bottom. It also goes well with his figure, in my opinion.

Why am I discussing this

what if people who abandoned lost all of their mmr?

I think at that point, we've crossed a line somewhere

ODxanything but Bane, pardon my pleb tastes, but being raped by the living embodiment of nightmares and fear isn...

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT Veeky Forums

Because it's hot as fuck
They're both creatures of madness, I'd like to think they're both crazy in the sack too

>hover legion/axe
>mark jungle
>insist on last pick
>pick techies instead
who else /devilish/ here?

most of the casting scene hates grant because he consistently cucks the living fuck out of them at event. he shows up, people like his casts, he is the life of the party while not casting, then the fucks the hottest girl at the lan

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man, mira's game went disastrously

dota ruins friendships

gotchu

if you want an alien dick, look no further than cetacean or snake dicks

and your discussing it because this is Veeky Forums

You have to look at the fundamental uses of a dog dick vs a horse dick.

A dog dick is designed to seal itself in for long periods of time to ensure fertilization.
A horse dick is long and powerful to ensure the seed is planted very deep into the womb.

Which does OD need more?

strawpoll.me/11171221

poll guys

>ahaha i was going to pick a 90% game losing strat to picking an auto lose hero
>le ebin troel

Why don't you tell us your opinion first?

just because you're a dogshit redditor who hates techies doesn't mean everyone else is

Makes me feel bad :(

I feel like the lady outworld devourers are very submissive so copulation doesn't take very long, probably the horse dick.

Anyone else random every time so they can start boots first without sacrificing on regen?

shit poll

THIS IS THE CRUCIAL /D2G/ POLL

strawpoll.me/11171233

What?
What happened? And who's Mira?

OUR GUY BANANASLAMMAJAMMA IS STREAMING

>0 votes on single draft

expected

>haha ill call him reddit to defend my dog shit hero and game losing picks

kill yourself

dogs don't take too long either, and his ability Astral Imprisonment screams of tying a knot

>animeNEET conducting a low prio poll

Really fires up the old neurons.

I miss esports

>Astral imprisonment actually sends whoever's banished to the outworld breeding grounds.
>Whats five seconds in the game ends up years in their time.

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This would make far more sense if it still stole intelligence.

why are we debating what kind of dick OD has...

Where did we go so wrong?

kek

I miss Ayesee tbqh.

>a nice glimpse into the old /d2g/
>newredditor immediately complains
this is why we can't have nice things, i'm not even a furry