Amazon Prime

>free 2-day shipping
>streaming shows and movies, including several original series
>streaming music
>free podcasts from Audible, including several originals
>ad-free Twitch, with one free subscription a month and free in-game items, and 10% off new games
>99 dollars per year

How do they get away with it?

Obscene six sigma brainwashing costcutting madness in warehousing + scraping as much off the top of fulfilled by amazon vendors (it's criminal)

t. amzn warehouse wageslave

Thank you for your service. Your sacrifice brings me incredibly low prices.

My reward for my 2 year tour of duty was six AMZN shares so idgaf

I don't know how people are stupid enough to pay for something you can get for free.

This.

But hey, Amazon doesn't seem to mind so idgaf

Explain.

Use your brain and keep your mouth shut

Oh, so you dont actually get free shipping.

Thanks for wasting my time, low income bitch.

>worried about paying $5 for postage
>call other people low income

Whoops, you didn't use your brain. It's probably for the best. Somebody has to pay Amazon for my free shipping.

Wow... youre really stupid.

Oh I see, you use a student email. Wow youre so smart. Guess what kid, some of use are done with college. Some of us can pay $100 a year for a service.

What's it like being a low income bitch that cant afford Prime?

i'd rather spend that $100 on 100 blowjobs from your mother.

How assmad are you that you just figured out you can stream shit for free?

Grats on the lockin contract.

Excuse me, but this board is not for advertising services. If you would like to advertise your wares, please use Veeky Forums advertising and take out a banner ad.

I love how clueless you are and yet you're calling others stupid.

Not only that, but you went from interested in getting free Prime to berating others who get it for free, all the while, too stupid to figure out how to get it for free effortlessly.

The grapes are so sour with this one.

So $99 a year for 2 day shipping

>Not using a firestick/kodi/any streaming device for free
>Podcasts? What are you gay?
>Easily stream or download music free
>Twitch? Again with the penis gobbling.

No I was genuinely curious if there was a legit method other than piracy + student email. Turns out there isn't.

Here's the thing little bitch, I earn a lot more money than you.

>hey guys I just stole this car, I'm so smart. People that buy cars are stupid.

That's you, the pathetic low income bitch.

No piracy required, no student email required. Keep trying, kiddo.

Maybe one day you'll figure it out. Until then, enjoy funding my free unlimited Amazon Prime.

Like I said, I'm not a low income bitch like you.

>kiddo

You know how I know youre a little reddit bitch? Cause you talk like one.

What hub? From Illinois

they have a high enough markup on regular products to pay for it.

there is very little reason to make that many orders to amazon.

Jesus fuck leave Veeky Forums and never come back your dismissive narcissism is givong me a headache

SHOO SHOO GB2 R/THRIFTY

>Stumped poorfags pulling le reddit boogeyman out of pure frustration

I love this board. It's like dangling a banana in front of an ape at the zoo as they repeatedly slam the glass in a futile attempt to vent their rage- only in this case it's a bunch of lazy, ugly, unintelligent NEETs who beg for money and get rich quick schemes.

>create free email
>sign up for 30 day amazon prime free trial
>cancel immediately (you still get 30 days free)
>repeat forever

Been doing this shit for like 5 years now. Gets annoying keeping track of the emails though.