What kind of car do you think this guy drives?

Or recommend a car for him. Please provide the reasons for your selection.

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Look at dat ass, whoever he is he needs something with a bench seat to get plowed on

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Miata

Why a Miata?

Because he's 13 years old who thinks Miata jokes are still funny

spotted the butthurt miata driver

i work at a parking lot where we are hosting the yankees for their parking, most baseball players drive lifted pickups with knobby tires..and theyre idiots too, just today my co worker had to yell at one of them for not following rules, is it really so hard to park a truck?

Do they still manufacture Miatas?

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>le butthurt xd
Tell me more about how you're not 13

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my boyfriend has a sexy bubble butt just like that

Not even saying anything about the car, it just seems like a good choice for this dude

>my boyfriend has a sexy bubble butt just like that

What type of car does your boyfriend have and what type do you think the baseball player should have?

> it just seems like a good choice for this dude

Why?

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I'm a pretty homo guy, but this is probably one of the most "i'm trying to be low-key megahomo but my cock is too hard for me to do it well" threads to exist on Veeky Forums.

I'm going to say a Ford Fusion, top trim level.

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Vroom! Screech!

this photo is from /hm/

op is faggot confirmed

(oh, and he'd probably drive some garbage like a Fiat 500 Pop or something)

Chevy Colorado

please. That guy would drive a Porsche 911.

>dat ass

Why a Chevy Colorado?

so he can haul dat ass

This photo is also spammed on /sp/
Still pretty fuckin' gay though

F150

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Miatas are literally made for women and manlets. if you were the size of a real man and not a < 6' tall cuck you'd understand how ridiculous those cars look.l being driven by a guy.

His name is Anthony Recker.

>objectifying men

wtf i hate Veeky Forums now

Why wouldnt he just drive a top trim lifted pickup or an escalade or like a lamborghini? Isnt he a baseball player with good money?

>His name is Anthony Recker.

What's he known for?

Basketball, dumbfuck.

>His name is Anthony Recker.

What's he known for other than baseball?

>objectifying women is any better
we're equal opportunity here. In fact, there is now an opposite version of that restaurant "Hooters" called "Tallywackers".
tallywackers.com/

>tfw have gigantic glutes from all dem "lower faggot" squats and weightlifting
>Tfw this thread is relevant to my interests

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