/owg/ OVERWATCH GE(rman power)NERAL

enjoy the 2600 - 2900 bracket, it's fucking awful.

its been so long since i last level up for a loot box what am i doing wrong sob sob

Jamison Fawkes!

sage
sage
sage

I already know I won't make diamond, so being stuck in 2600-2700 hell sounds about right to me.

overlog.gg/detail/overview/119128200111001038142132
he said when his SR drop below 0 due to 0% winrate his SR changed to 5000 giving him Grandmaster.
he has 1 win 2 draw 233 losses.
it also registered other website w/o problem.
giving him ranked 1 in the world.
WE ALL HAVE CHANCE

They should give Hanzo a gun

Rename him Gunzo

That thread is 5 hours old senpai, fuck off.

MEI HAS THE FATTEST ASS

tracer a qt

>tfw no qt Smugberry to come down from the ceiling until her ass reaches my face

>WAAAAAAH THEY WON'T USE MY THREAD

so maybe someone smarter than me can explain this matchmaking? How exactly did a gold player manage to queue with a master, and why the fuck are there 5 grand masters on the other team?

qt3.14

oh wow i feel sorry for you
did you win?

wtf i hate blizzard now

>Trobjorn on attack

Zarya is big!

>It works

BEST LEGENDARY skin?

>Team with no solid mid range attacks
>Against Pharah
>None of the DPS switch.

Reminder that old soldiers are not for abuse

>Place 2499, a single point away from Platinum
>Already lost two matches
Will I drop all the way to 2000?

>Torbjorn as flanker
>so short he can duck behind covers nobody would think of
>can drop turrets as a distraction
>can 1-shot anything with 200 HP or less by clicking their heads

most fun I've had in a while

Yes. Retards are playing right now. Climb tomorrow or hope Blizz places you on the team with less morons

>was a gold sniper in tf2
>can still carry as snipsnop in tf2
>can't hit shit as widow

Is the engine this different or am I just being a shitter?

probably the former

youtube.com/watch?v=TcjfPKftJBQ

>Temple of Anubis first point
>sneak around the right side
>while most of the team is blocking the choke, build a turret
>enemy team freaks the fuck out while we start getting picks

Its awesome when your team knows to work with you on pushing alongside you. Focus on players attacking the turret instead of just bumfucking around.

Yuck.

I'll try flipping my sens around and see if that helps. Thanks.

DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR BEARD IN THE LETTERBOX

>Accomplishing anything with a level 1 turret on attack, on non elevated ground
>On the map where half the enemy team will be elevated.

t.Silver Player.

Stupid manlet

>lmao what? full charge zarya outclasses d.va as a brawler by a huge degree.

she kills people fast at max charge yes, but she is a huge focus without the tankiness so she's better beaming from range, taking out stragglers and softening people up with the artillery

>people who play D.va vs Zarya

Thanks for the free ult charge cucks

>Not making a Killdozer payload with Rein, turret and Bastion

>he's never played gunslinger in tf2
>he thinks that all Torbjorn players are expected to be alone and do everything alone
>About 40% of my games end up having me shotgunning fuckers while I'm molten manlet.

Stay mad cuck

>2.5k mmr
>impressive

mate...

If I shoot the barrier, will she die?

>Zarya's beam graphics effect is about 3/4 of it's actual range

Is there single fucking hitbox that's correct in this damn game? Like, holy shit.

When will Blizzard implement put in a decent reporting system? Or actually look at them?

Taking all bets

>Friend goes Ana
>Exclusively boosts me when I have molten core
>This results in an invincible manlet running around blowing his load all over their tanks then smacking squishies with his hammer when he runs out of ammo
>Not to mention the turret shitting all over everyone else
>Teammates whine because Ana never boosted Rein
>Rein is also in my group and tells them to shut the fuck up because we won anyway

What can I say? I get my thrills for solo-queing.
Prebuilds are for tryharding faggots

her beam is so fucked
it doesn't even go out from your front, but from your gun to the left so you have to aim to the right of your enemy to hit it

>Ana makes a voice line when boosting Torbjorn
>can never hear it because all I hear is my rivets piercing the heavens

What does she say?

Trying to aim with that shit is ridiculous. Unless I'm max charge or the enemy hitbox is huge i use the grenades every time.

I wouldn't know either, since I too hear that siren call

It's so annoying that the beam is also far thinner than the graphical effect. For thin heroes you have to laser-lock their face to do any damage at all.

>started at 2817 after placements
>ended today with 2604

fuck

...

>Characters run the same speed running backwards as forwards

WHY
H
Y

So the game isn't slow as fuck.

>people on the team with the lowest mmr always pick DPS

I don't understand how they think they are more qualified to do damage than someone who is a dps main and 500 mmr above them.

Is this fucking bait? Just think you dense fucker, how would that improve the game in any way?

Since the right click splash range is smaller at low energy it's probably the same for her beam

theres also no deceleration or acceleration when moving side to side you move same speed the whole time so spamming a d a d is overpowerd as fuck

2/10

I WANT TO RAPE THIS SLUTTY MOUSE PLEASE SEND HELP

>how to make the game a thousands time better
>remove hanzo
i did it, i fixed this shitty game and this shitty character

Let's just remove every character that anyone complains about until only one remains so the game is automatically balanced.

So, Zenyatta?

no but hanzo is literally the dumbest fucking character, everyone else is fine

Removing all the Asian heroes would make the game better.

Post PotG

I don't even want to queue up if I get thrown into games like this

Make fun of my name and I'll curse you with attack widowmakers

Bedouin Genji stays then

Wow man you pressed q and shot it into the point that was really worth recording and turning into a webm

>Team screams in unknown language and pops ulties just to fuck around in ranked

I want to look after the slutty mouse and comfort him with plenty of gentle dickings after bad guys raped him.

Do we have a deal, user?

>he plays by himself and has no friends to play with
with a name like that you are probably some trash player who needs a 5 man team to carry you anyway

I am sorry, let me repay with a more decent potg.

Excellent

This thread is pretty shit but I guess it's better than thread wars.

It's pretty fitting that he stole the crown jewels to be honest, because he's the king of my heart!

>playing against retards
>that ugly Symmetra skin

This skin is what finally convinced me that Genji is definitely for sexual.

DO NOT SEXUALISE MY STUDENT

>4v6 because faggots quit after a minute of a match
>we won't add new players to your team but if you quit now it will be counted as a loss
What fucking retard came up with this ? Auto-loss because some twat quit and they won't add people ?

why is soloqueue such suffering? how do these people exist in real life?

I'd just like to take a moment to remember those lives that were lost on 9/11. Never forget.

>that rein taking that long to start swinging
the fuck how do people not know when to put their shield down

I get so triggered in this stupid fucking general where you shitters feel the compelling need to screenshot and post the rare occurrence of the game where you got 2-3 gold medals and continue to bitch about how much better you are than your team. No one gives a fuck, you and I both know you suck in this game as much as your team, you are not better than anyone stop fucking posting and whining. God I hope this general dies really soon I just can't take anymore of your posts.

But it's September?

Well then I'll just sexualise you! What are you going to do about it, toaster?

t. Gold shitter

how much elo did you lose

pls continue posting genji/zen

Don't you fucking do it

Well maybe you should teach yours student to not wear those delicious garter belts then. Put him in a burka

Which overwatch girl has the cutest feet? The smelliest?

But I calibrated higher than anyone I encountered in my 10 placement matches, so I know for a fact that I carried my shitter team to victory