We pretend that we live in the 60s and talk about our shitboxes

We pretend that we live in the 60s and talk about our shitboxes

wow nice car

Neighbor has one of these busses. They have some seriously tiny wheels

I see you got the Deluxe model. Right on, buddy!

>tfw I have to drive my dad's '55 Bel Air
>tfw my friends in their Mustangs and Chevelles make fun of my old shitbox

If it were the 60s, Veeky Forums would be driving cars from the 30s and 40s.

> Fuck those Chads in their Corvettes. My Ford will crush it with a few simple mods

Me to user

Rooster McConaughey on cars:

By god, my dad, he was just notorious for finding me good deals. I was 13 years old, and some hippie shot a rod right through the doggone engine of a Triumph TR3 1959. He walked up to me and said, “Give me $75, boy, I just bought you a car.” And I got that damn car, and I worked on that car forever and ever. I put everything there was into that car. Metallic gray and everything. I mean, a brand new windshield — it broke the next day.

I think every dime I had I put into that car. It was 1967 when I got it, and in 1972, I sold it to a guy, and he blew that son of a b—— up, and he only made it 60 miles. From that day since, I have no respect for a vehicle whatsoever. I could care less. They’re nothing but a tool to me anymore, and it’s always been that way. ... I could go on forever about these god dang cars. I hate them.

Man Volkswagen will never make water cooleds

just travel to cuba if you want to time travel to 60s :D

Just got this off a weird foreign guy, hope it lasts

Just replaced the valve cover gasket on the 68 mercury cougar. Maybe it will stop shitting oil all over itself now. Oh wait, that was yesterday.

The Japanese are trying to make cars, how quaint.

My shitbox

Are you fucking stupid ? The integra type r will literally run circles around ANY American shitbox you stupid asshole
10/10 triggered

>pretend 1960
>picture of guy with hat
>hat says
>>est 2007

your post isn't very convincing guy. I did not read a single word of your post

Guys, what mods can I do to this so I don't end up wrapped around a telephone pole like Mr. Nader said I would?

Power, power, power, ha! It's all about aerodynamics, that's what the future holds!

> 1960's

by any chance are you a teacher in Saint Lucie FL?

Theres no way the mustang will catch on, thats why i got the falcon.

kek, come say hi to me on monday

Hey guys, I worked the summer as a fry cook and got this car with the extra I set aside.

Can't wait to buy a home, find a pure wife and have 2-3 children. Sure is nice living in this era.

Yeah, those things are just made to look pretty, what a girl car!

STOP LARPING FAG

I'll be your wife if you let me drive.

*too high to talk about cars*

A Saab is good but a Volvo is better.

Wanna go rally?

hate to tell you but shit was not like that

highest minumum wage in 1969 was 1.30

that was a 3,000-4,000 dollar car

Man I just hate niggers so much. I don't even know why.

Oooh, hot contestant! You should call up Chip, he just got one of the new sporty versions of the 96. There's an extra little tank in there so the car mixes the gas and oil for you.

Fancy.

At least I have nice seatbelts!

got my new weekend car! Paid full MSRP at $1,795!

Very true lol

Three-points are becoming an option soon, but I'm hearing rumblings of something else in regards to corporate affairs over in Sweden...

They'll never catch on

Seatbelts?
Grow a dick! Men don't use seatbelts, I bet you don't even smoke, ponce.

Okay, S600 absolutely trashes your domestics on twisties because it's so damn lightweight.

Forgot pic.

Smoke?

Brother I ran into a hippie who gave me some LSD and I realized that's the only drug for me.

That post, LOLOLOLOL.

Er...........Hahahahahahaaa

>muh twisties
>struggles to get to 60mph

Any car feels good in corners when you're going 25mph.

I just bought 40 hectares by the coast of Sacremento along the beach for $50. I know i got ripped off, but later that day i picked up a GT500 Mustang for free from a local guy, he didnt know what he had! Oh well, im going to yell at kids in the future for not doing as well as me

Jeepers, that Steve Mcqueen is something else, I bet that scene never gets surpassed.

Ermmm......That scene

COMMIES

His name isnt really rooster is it?

>modern day angry dad

Shoot him, he speaks in tongues!!!!

Шaхтa дepьмo кopoбкa. Пpoчный, pyccкий cyпepкap!

Check out my jdm honda shitbox

SHOOT HIM! HE'S A NAZI!

Just got this. Been ripping the highways of glorious Denmark up like a motherfucker. You won't believe how this just keeps running without overheating. I drove it 8 hours straight with a friend just to prove a point. He's getting rid of his british shitbox tomorrow.
>tfw NSU masterrace

Bought a Zappo. Front engine fags mad they get stuck on snowy hills. Hail socialism!

I have to say those "turbocharger" things Chevrolet is using will never catch on. Ain't no replacement for displacement

Not the Jetfire's fault that appliance drivers forget to keep their Rocket Fluid filled up. Only goes to show that the public isn't ready for such technological innovations and would rather continue driving their outdated vehicles.

Hey, check out my new ride. It's some old Italian race car I got for $2500. I'll probably just beat on it in the hills until it blows up then get something sensible.

Man sure is humid in 'nam, can someone recommend me a convertible?

>what a girl car!
They really were designed for females tho

non-larping: low front tire pressure
Also 350 SBC swap

These fucking proportions get me everytime. The only good looking Corvair is the second gen four door.

You'd probably be shocked to realize you could fit another engine in the frunk.
They really are spacious but the 13" wheels on the early models look funk.

oh forgot muh pitchur.

I think they look pretty nice with Olds wheels.
Looks like an El Camino without a bed

>Looks like an El Camino without a bed
What? An El Camino without the bed would be a chevelle. The corvair looks nothing like that.

I meant in relation to the proportions, a long ass with a low roof. Obviously an El Camino is literally a Chevelle.

>tfw you will never own a front engined Corvair with a bed

Honestly that wouldn't be too difficult to make if you were okay with fabrication.

QUICK REMINDER: People threw away pic relateds all the time because they are used raggedy race cars.

So if you see one with a few dings, remember to shit on it. Because its worthless. Its just an out of date race car. You know how beat to shit those are.

Look at this piece of shit

Who would want one of these? I'll just drag it to the junkers.

Piece of shit.
Italians should stick to building pizzas, not cars.

Get out.

No. Imports stopped in 1957. They probably haven't touched anything newer. Besides most of those cars are running Russian engines and drivetrains, maybe Ausfailian.

Shit man have you seen this concept car from dodge.

>that huge wing
hah good luck with that extra weight fag.
Bet it won't ever be used in NASCAR

Local dealership is already planning on taking the wing and nosecone off if they get them.

Nobody wants that ugly stuff.

>196X

>Falling for the new car meme.
>Not having a glorious 12-cylinder Coupe.

There's nothing your new car can do that my 1935 Packard can't.

>12 cylinders
>not a meme
make way for turbocharged flat six

PACKARD BTFO!!!! HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

Packard has been dead since 1958, the hell are you raving about man?

>mad packard fanboys

No but genuine serious question here.
Flathead engines are still hot rodded and shit right? What are the capabilities of flat head engines? Do they have any advantages to OHV?

>Flatheads

Those things outlived their use in the 50s.

With all the SBC's we got now there's no point in using a Flathead for anything other than sound and restorations.

You talk like sound doesn't play the biggest role in engine choice.

GM and chrysler BTFO

>used in like 1 car ever
kek

Ford never really learned why the HEMI dominated NASCAR though.
The 429 has such massive ports that the engine couldn't breathe at low RPM.
Didn't the Cammer have the same problem?

When you get outran by a 6 cylinder economy car it's embarrassing. I don't care how good it sounds.


It wasn't offered in any car from the factory I don't think.

My brand new stock scrambler will smoke you all on the strip

who the fuck knows normal people never drove one. unicorn

>It wasn't offered in any car from the factory I don't think.
The thing is gigantic. but
>YOU
>WILL
>NEVER
>HAVE
>A
>CAMMER
>72 MUSTANG
I'm literally holding a gun to my head as we speak.

>AMC
garbage.

i am mister of time travel i come from 2001 AMA

say that shit to my face on the dragstrip not online
see what happens

anybody installed a few a simple mods :^)

You can get those Scramblers into the 12s with nothing but factory parts.

Even get to keep your warranty intact.

Why do cars look like shit in the future

You see in the future the government will go corrupt, and people turn into pussies who prefer safe cars over good looking cars. You see because its a round car it is safer. In my year old cars are outlawed and illegal to drive on the road because of these reasons.
Good day to you
send

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VW was on the money almost eh?

Just bought this little frog, it's fucking kek.
It's slow as fuck but i really like folding roof and you can park it literally everywhere.

Usually plastic EFI manifold look like shit on classics. This one doesn't though, what is it?

I didn't know the public internet and Veeky Forums existed in the '60s, it's time for pills patients