/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

>Went from 291 to 354 in two days.
>Pls send help
I think it's too late for you, m8

How could I forget you, user? stay strong on your righteous quest, my man. Stand tall and do not falter.

>He watched 25 hours of worth episodes in 2 days
M8 you really need to get asleep

You can do it. I believe in you.

Are you retarded or something? That's roughly 12 hours per day, he has plenty of time for sleep. He was just watching nardo all day

>Having a Patreon Link

/Narucuck/ general.

Thanks for the bump. TL user is based and deserves every penny of that because he's translating porn.

>TL user is based and deserves every penny of that because he's translating porn.
Like a dirty whore.

>M8 you really need to get asleep
Well I didn't spend my money on this huge ass TV to NOT watch 12 hours of Naruto a day. (guitars for scale)

Too bad I can't take advantage of the 4K while watching animu.

Who doesn't like some NEETbux

> all those guitars and sound system
im having PTSD from remembering sound class right now
>All those recordings in studio ended up being trash because of the vocals and sensitive instruments got broken up in middle of recording
> sound editing program on my PC not recognizing the sound card

WAKE ME UP

> he doesn't like getting paid for his work
Alright

Reminder

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Reminder

strawpoll.me/11197947

>Sound system
What sound system, m8? That's only a guitar amp.
This thing is the only thing I use to record.

Don't feel too bad, I'm not an expert either, here's the last song I made.
clyp.it/hcxcchva

>sound editing program on my PC not recognizing the sound card
I use Mac because it just werks

[CAN'T WAKE UP]

Noice, ill listen later

Friendly reminder to report any anti Uchiha racism.

This is a safe place for Uchihas.

Smelly, dumb, uchiha scum!

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>page 9

fucking uchihas, I swear to god.

What's happening in this?

youtube.com/watch?v=RHizLG4wLjE

fucking. YES. I wonder if he ever finished that materpiece?

The fact he didn't take the other eye after Kakashi killed Rin shows just how retarded Obito was.

>masterpiece
What the fuck.

Nigga cranked up the percussion track volume.
It sounds as if he recorded it with a fucking Xbox 360 headset.

It is not pleasing to my ears.

>Implying that shit is better than this
youtube.com/watch?v=lgm78cwwoeo

Binkbonk and I have been talking to Planewrong. He has described Fugetsu's keikaku as an 'Inverse Madara' plan.

What do you all think this means? I genuinely don't know, and neither does Bink.

>I can take this eye and effectively control space and time AND have an invincible susanoo OR ....or I can leave it because I'm sad.

So he wants to wake people up? Like redpill the Shinobi world?

How would the story had played out if Obito had taken back his other eyeball?

>Can't touch him.
>He can bisect you from a distance.
Literally invincible.

Naruto: Episode 1 review by xXx1mNot.aWeebxXx
"Everybody dies. The end. Best anime ever."

I feel like Arata is probably more the redpilled type than Fugetsu, what with the searching places he wasn't supposed to thing.

The only hope is that his chakra can't handle using kumi too much. Other wise he's pretty tough to combat. Only a minato/tobirama level transporter could avoid him.

>The only hope is that his chakra can't handle using kumi too much
He could with Hashirama's jizz

What if Obito got the long distance Kamui and Kakashi got the intangible one?

Oh right. Yeah so better start learning flying thunder god.

Side note can obito go intangible if he's caught in shikamarus shadow?

If Obito took the other eye and unlocked his Susano'o the series wouldn't exist because he would have wasted the Leaf village and killed Naruto.

Kakashi becomes the 5th hokage no questions asked. That shit combined with his insane knowledge who make him hashirama tier.

He probably could have solo-ed pain at that point.

He didn't manage to get any info, though. At the moment, he just knows that his lord told him 'Hey, go read about this guy'

>his lord
who dat?

Usui. He's been mentioned once or twice.

Just came across this shit while browsing /b/.
Is this why people hate us?

>can obito go intangible if he's caught in shikamarus shadow?

I think so since it couldn't immobilize Momoshiki's eyehax

What's wrong with that? It's just a joke post in a thread about eyes since the edgygan is semi-common knowledge.

It's not like that guy derailed the thread to make it about weebfaggotry or about how Itachi is the greatest and strongest character in history or something like that

>Itachi is the greatest and strongest character in history or something like that
That would've actually been fun to see all those Anti-Uchiha losing their shit

Then again people in that board probably don't know much about Nardo.

>Itachi is the greatest and strongest character in history or something like that
That would've actually been fun to see all those Anti-Uchiha losing their shit

Then again people in that board probably don't know much about Nardo.

Was Sasori a Uzumaki?

Doubt it, since he was born and raised in Sunagakure. Uzumaki's were on the other side of the island and staunch Konoha loyalists.

Was Deidara a Namikaze?

Was Hidan a Hatake?

> was Hidan a Hatake
> a splinter cell of the Hatake clan fled Konoha and started worshipping Jashin
I fucking back it

Just realized something. Suigetsu is the only person sauce had a normal friendship with. The man is literal bro-tier

>Was Deidara a Namikaze?
More like a Yamanaka

Did you realize that because it was posted earlier this week

But yes, that is correct, he's a bro

But after the Uzushiogakura was destroyed the Uzumaki clan scattered all over the countries.

Is 1010 chinese?

Alright faggots, I know I'm not the only one Blazing in here. This is my box. I've been running through the Phantom Castle, but with no 6's, it's kind of tough.

My loadout has been Hinata, Sakura, and Tenten. Tenten and Sakura are both long range, so that's great, and Tenten's AoE jutsu has been pretty useful. Sakura's single target not so much, but her healing has been helping my longevity. I've never used Hinata's protective shit, she is there for pure damage, since she dishes out 1000+ every hit, even though short range kind of hurts

This has been doing me alright, but as I've gotten higher, it's less and less effective. Any tips on teambuilding?

Also, I have enough pearls for a multi, but I wanted to save them until that Hidden Lotus Lee came over to global so I could get a chance at him. Unless you think it's worth it to pull now

Is Jiraiya related to tobirama?

Is Kakashi related to Tobirama?

is gaara austrian?

Is Mizuki related to Tobirama?

Is Minato the Akatsuki Leader?

The majority of the Uzumaki were destroyed alongside Uzushio. Majority of them would've relocated to Konohagakure. There would've been a few outliers like Nagato and Karin - but the countries of both Kusa and Ame border the Land of Fire. I can't imagine them making the trek all the way to Suna. And with hair like that, they'd probably be outed pretty quickly.

Not to mention that Sasori's dad is the one with red hair, and he was Chiyo's son, and she was Suna through and through.

>dad is sannin-level
>born a genius
>graduated at 5
>Jonin at 13
>became Hokage

I'm starting to think he is.

Is Kabuto related to Tobirama?

for the sake of pottery they should all be related, yes.

Is Sakon related to Tobirama?

Is Suigetsu related to Tobirama?

Is Kimimaro related to Tobirama?

Is kimimaru ralated to kaguya?

Is Mitsuki related to Tobirama?

Is Omoi related to Tobirama?

Is Akamaru related to Tobirama?

Would Tsunade have been better if she had been Tobirama's grandkid instead of Hashirama's?

Is Orochimaru related to Tobirama?

Every character would have been better if they descended from Tobirama.

> everyone from Naruto's generation is, in some small way, related to Tobirama

What if Danzo was never born?

hear me out, what if danzo is related to tobirama?

> Shisui keeps eyes
> Hiruzen gives the ok to Kotoamatsukami the clan
> The Uchiha all de-edgify
> They're just normal citizens with eye powers
> Sharingan awakening lessens, since there's no friend murder anymore
> Even when the Sharingan DOES awaken, it can't overpower the Kotoamatsukami conditioning, so the Uchiha remain chill
> Itachi doesn't join Akatsuki
> Clan isn't wiped
> Sasuke isn't edgy
> forms actual friendships with Naruto
> Minato and Kushina aren't dead, since Obito going "Hey kid, wanna kill your clan and ruin the Village" would've been met with a stern talking to by Shisui and a 'hey, don't do that' Kotoamatsukami order
> Madara's plan fails
> Nobody uses Rinne Tensei on him
> He remains dead forever
Up to you to decide whether that's good or bad

>no madara copypasta
not worth it

>> Minato and Kushina aren't dead, since Obito going "Hey kid, wanna kill your clan and ruin the Village" would've been met with a stern talking to by Shisui and a 'hey, don't do that' Kotoamatsukami order
You've got events reversed here. They would still be dead, that happened before the Uchiha massacre

Even better then. A non-edgy Sasuke with a stable family can become an even better friend to Naruto, forming actual bonds.
> the Uchiha offer to take in Naruto as a ward
> Hiruzen still dick-riding the Uchiha, and since they're now staunch loyalists, says it's ok
> Naruto lives in Sasuke's house
Just disregard the Ninja Scrolls wank - Sasuke with a good house and a nice Itachi wouldn't be an edgy fuck.

Wait Kushina and Sasuke's mom were friends right?
What if she had adopted Naruto?

Why didn't she do it? Were the almighty Uchihas scared of Nine Tails as well?

Hiruzen (or Danzo) likely wouldn't have wanted to put the Nine-Tails so close to the only clan that could control it.

> Another Full Burst type game, this time of Storm 4.

Still no Anko, Still don't care.

Man, Tobirama sure had a descendants.

Hm, I remember when Sasuke's mom was briefly theorized to be a Senju decedent.

had a lot of*

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No one cares about your fat