Guild Wars 2 General /gw2g/

that is an absurdly handsome Charr and is almost making me reinstall

the rats belong to me now

>tfw vae doesn't stream his erp chatbox

>tfw nothing to post about

I don't ERP tho

>All these anons thinking they own the rat
They're mine, sorry

mine.

Anons. ;_; I want to plunge my lewd stinky cuck into all the r@ sluts,

Noodles
thiccs

every rat.

i want them to feel immeasurable pleasure.

i want to fill every rat slut in HOPE with my potent seed!!!!!

Rats are for petting only, user

petting and filling with human semen.

lewd rat sluts crave hot bookah cock 24/7

Why can't rats and cats live together in harmony :c

no, just cats
you're not welcome anymore to the cat club, ratfucker

Because cats are repressed homosexuals who blame rats for all the problems in the world

Because rats are repressed pedophiles who blame cats for all the problems in the world.

>Rats are smart
>Cats are brute

>Rats create
>Cats destroy

>Rats either devote themselves to the one they love, or fuck bookah strangers, so that it can't affect their reputation or research
>Cats barb any fuckboi around

>Rats produce dolphin oil, which gets them and their partners into a feedback loop orgasm
>Cats have barbed penises, which tear apart your insides

Rats>cats

POSTLINE UPS
and a reason why each character of yours exists

But... but user
What's wrong with loving everyone? ;-;

STOP
going wild like this is only going to increase the futasura population

Are futasura born or made?
The idea of futa progeny seems weird to me

Some are born. Some are made. Some are made against their will.

WHICH
RAT?
WHO?

Hot,wet,dripping,tight rat cunny begging for a bokkah's throbbing cock and seed

>bokkah's

combine baka and bookah

Just when I thought ratfags couldn't get any worse, it also turns out they are massive weebs.

ehhhh!??? nani kore!??

That's a weird rat
Those ears are very short

Fug off

do those guilds have sweet leaks

Here's a better rat user-senpai

Is it a waste to craft/buy equipment that can easily be switched between characters?

Yeah, there's a few with beta access

Are you really surprised the "cutesy" race attracts the loli seeking weaboos?

BIG

BARA

NORN

Abotu as surprised that Charr attract furries and furries in denial.
However, if I were to call Asura a pedo race, then the loli creeps would immeidately jump to defense with arguments such as "B-but they don't look like children at all!" and I would have no counter-argument other than "They are small and have big eyes".

take me

...

>B-but they don't look like children at all
Thats why all ratfuckers are doing something like kappaface, and never trying to go for cute and childlike faces instead... oh wait, 99% of them actually doing that.

That's why you just say it and let them fling shit for a while.

also why stuff like the tmk cherub face is so popular... oh wait

Not sure what's worse: ratposting or the fact that someone thought spamming charr would be a great way to fight said ratposting.

I'm not sure caturday exists to 'fight the ratposting', if that's what you're referring to. I think jugg just wants to cause trouble for everyone lol.

I like loli and I like femsura.

What of it?

I;m a lolicon degenerate

Not him but that's what jugg told me was its initial purpose. I guess he got lost in his own memes, and honestly, he should just stop and do something more productive with that time.

Yeah that's pretty much what he told me too.

Jugg wont stop my love for little rat girl pussy

this femcharr user is a real lewdist

lel well fuck perhaps I overestimated him. That's pretty sad if that's the case.

Vaeeeeeeee!!!!!

What's up bud

I eat rats for breakfast.

I play both Charr and Asura and like them both.

Don't eat the rats. Feed the rats. They're warmer and softer that way.

>Exploring the Shiverpeaks
>Eventually find the Eye of the North
>Braham's excited
>Marjory and Kasmeer are off making out somewhere probably
>Rox starts to talk
>Suddenly youtube.com/watch?v=ejafLR6jb0g begins to play
>A contingent of Ebon Vanguard walk in behind you
>One of them puts an arrow through Rox's face
>Ascalonian banners unfurl from the ceiling again

Real stories when

Invasion of the Blood Legion Homelands W H E N
Retaking of Ascalon W H E N
Rebuilding the wall W H E N
Deporting all murderous Charr W H E N

>Butthurt humans upset that they got their ass kicked so fucking hard they had to commit mass sodoku out of pure spite
>Twice

Humans fight for honor.
Sylvari onlyt fought to trick the humans into Maguuma.
Asura fight for intellectual fame.
Charr fight to murder.
Norn fight for their own fame.
Dwarves fight for shekels.

Humans and maybe the Tengu are the only honorable races not fighting for selfish or malicious reasons.

>Guild Wars

>Humans fight for honor
>aliens who came to conquer Tyria "because Gods said us to do so"
right

Question to leakboiz

Is there any hope FIC quests and story will actually be good

>autism the post

Also is this any good? First green thing I've gotten

I think the Human lore is far more interesting than Charr in both gw1 and gw2.

Charr are probably the least interesting race on Tyria.

I think I'm going to start writing my own stories and lore soon to fill in gaps here and there. There's not enough lore out there for my voracious appetite.

Wow Comf
Wow

Do you have a backstory for your main that links to their ancestor from GW1?

cats rats salads and aliens
is that all i need to know to play gw2

>zealous
>FLATBOW
Irredeemable garbage. Zealous is good for nobody except maybe sins or dervish in niche roles. Flatbow projectile arc is trash except sometimes for pulling certain mobs. Recurve is best general usage bow. 15^50/+30HP is standard mod set for all physical weapons.

>Humans are literal avengers who were brought to Tyria to push back invaders after the Charr butchered an entire race, the Forgotten, and stole the lands they were charged to protect by the Gods.

Charr are the literal niggers of Tyria, doing shit to get slapped and then crying to any authority that'll listen when they get slapped.

Remind me again how you had to make a pact with a force that wanted to render the entire universe into darkness because your entire species was bested by a literal pile of bricks.

AW shit, you're so qt.

It's okay for me to have subjective opinions about lore and such, it's just a story written by people after all! It doesn't mean I hate charr or hate anything or anyone for that matter. I still

Yes.

fuk. Anything in particular I should/can do with it?

Yes. Some of it is fairly convoluted in order to put together how a Norn could be "related" to my human GW1 characters, but I think I made it work.

My Guardian is a direct descendant. Thief is also direct, but orphaned at a very young age (parents killed in the Ebonhawke sieges).

I haven't made up anything really meaningful for my Sylvari.

no :(

lol, sorta. welcome btw.

As a sin? Stick it in one of your alt weapon slots and keep it there to pull tricky mobs. Aside from that, never use it. Alternatively, salvage/sell because it's effectively worthless.

Nope. Rats, norn and a cat for me. I never RP'ed in 1 either, so I have zero story attachment to any of my characters.

thanks user~

For my salad I just had my main in GW1 die around the area where the pale tree would grow. Some bullshit about how his flesh decayed into the soil he would be reborn as a sylvari 200 years later.

...

I love this...

aw man that femsura is so adorable.

>Undressing yourself next to someone else's character and watching them run away in panic
Is there a greater feel?

when they stay and whisper you about the things they'd do to your body

>not pedo at all

thanks!! my asura's name is tristie though she's only lvl 24 at the moment, was going to level with my femcharr partner but she hasn't been able to play recently rip

>was also hoping to get a guild invite to HOPE but no one is on at the moment (at least on the list)
cries a river I just.. want to make friends

>pedo
idk, I really don't have the impulse to bang her tho so

just wanted her to be kawaii ugu desu

how do you switch colors on the commander's tag??

Click on the tag icon and then a lil drop down showing the different tag colours to choose from appears, then just click on the tag colour you want c:

thanks comfy!

>you can see targets from other maps while in your current map
>some of them are really easy to confuse which map they're on

Lets share?

Who are you quoting?

I'd share with u

hot